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18 Dec 2005

Quote by Scandal
Not my cock , no but my fingers ..... !

Just to be clear about this, basically you could tell which car was the Land Rover when your fingers were slammed in the door?
confused

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Yep

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18 Dec 2005

Quote by Scandal
Not my cock , no but my fingers ..... !

Just to be clear about this, basically you could tell which car was the Land Rover when your fingers were slammed in the door?
confused

:? :?
Yep

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18 Dec 2005

Right thats a pint you owe me and pheonix on the 28th
info like this dont come cheap

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18 Dec 2005

Sorry jane but hate to say this "darkfire may be right"
If the actual stop tar is turned on and no water try turning the cold taps on
If its the actual stoptap stuck W D 40 or similar + a bit of brute force

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18 Dec 2005

Step 1 turn clockwise to turm OFF youv'e done that bit
Step 2 turn anti clockwise to turn on
Bet your glad you asked where else could you get such practical advise
You can say your thank yous at the next munch

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18 Dec 2005

The "we are in for a hard winter " forcasts could be right,
Sighted a lone "buff fronted " in a bush at a local layby last night, returned at first light this morning,and it had gone without trace.
Could this mean they are migrating to warmer climates dunno

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18 Dec 2005

The "we are in for a hard winter " forcasts could be right,
Sighted a lone "buff fronted " in a bush at a local layby last night, returned at first light this morning,and it had gone without trace.
Could this mean they are migrating to warmer climates dunno

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17 Dec 2005

Cheekychimp quote .
Hope you've got more punctuation in your driving than in your writing....x...!
Gibbs...
Got so pi**ed off trying to post comma p m last night as the site was going so slowly
that i didn't even try to edit my post fullstop

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17 Dec 2005

Cheekychimp quote .
Hope you've got more punctuation in your driving than in your writing....x...!
Gibbs...
Got so pi**ed off trying to post comma p m last night as the site was going so slowly
that i didn't even try to edit my post fullstop

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16 Dec 2005

passed 1st time best place in the country 1roundabout 1 set of traffic lights no pedestrian crossing Went back to work told them i had passed , Boss said well done put me in a 20 tonner and sent me off on a 200 mile round trip
Never pass now got every bad habbit in the book

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16 Dec 2005

Pierced Jon quote
After inbribing the beers I was thinking about taking a few photos of the super bright moon... then decided it was to cold and my f-stops/seconds would take to long to work out with the relationship to the transversal rotation of the earth so went to bed lol

Would you mind repeating that :shock:

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16 Dec 2005

Pierced Jon quote
After inbribing the beers I was thinking about taking a few photos of the super bright moon... then decided it was to cold and my f-stops/seconds would take to long to work out with the relationship to the transversal rotation of the earth so went to bed lol

Would you mind repeating that :shock:

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16 Dec 2005

why not make this a sticky for anyone to use just a thought dunno

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16 Dec 2005

why not make this a sticky for anyone to use just a thought dunno

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16 Dec 2005

echo echo

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16 Dec 2005

has this thread been locked confused

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15 Dec 2005

FFS
Now i know what you ladies are subjected to believe it or not i have just looked and last night i got a pm well shall we say "expressing an interest i animals"
after i hit the delete button i thought i should have asked him over and given him an in depth lesson in the use of castrators
Please tell be things can only get better

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15 Dec 2005

I demand a stewards enquiory
nah well done that gel

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14 Dec 2005

Blonde i think i have sent you a P M
dunno

Wheres the Out Box gone confused

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14 Dec 2005

Blonde i think i have sent you a P M
dunno

Wheres the Out Box gone confused

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14 Dec 2005

Dont cheek yer elders

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14 Dec 2005

Only works if i get to click your preview button
ffs its done it again is it only me

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14 Dec 2005

No hiccups well not on my part ,seems that iff i click the preview button befor send i enter
a buy 1 get1 free zone rolleyes

just tried it now no preview dunno

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14 Dec 2005

No hiccups well not on my part ,seems that iff i click the preview button befor send i enter
a buy 1 get1 free zone rolleyes

just tried it now no preview dunno

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14 Dec 2005

All donations ie willy warmers idiot mittens etc should be sent via The vegetarian Society
branch of Help the Aged innocent

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14 Dec 2005

All donations ie willy warmers idiot mittens etc should be sent via The vegetarian Society
branch of Help the Aged innocent

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14 Dec 2005

For Blonde kiss

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
For yer mum :kiss: :kiss:
For yer granny :kiss:
Only nipped in fer a cuppa and a fag now i looks like i'v pulled 3 old birds :bounce:

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14 Dec 2005

me im just a spring chicken compared to you 2 old birds 99 & rising

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13 Dec 2005

F INALLY
had to reset my password :!: then sighn in x3
Thought i'd try adds What use is a postcode about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike
the words up cock + a what seem to spring to mind
now for the submit button

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13 Dec 2005

F INALLY
had to reset my password :!: then sighn in x3
Thought i'd try adds What use is a postcode about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike
the words up cock + a what seem to spring to mind
now for the submit button

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