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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Norfolk
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Some chav jokes now...
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a big metal box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you call an eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The defendant.
What have a slinky and a chav got in common?
Neither are of any practical use, but it's fun to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
2 chavs in a car with no music, who's driving?
The police.
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a big metal box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you call an eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The defendant.
What have a slinky and a chav got in common?
Neither are of any practical use, but it's fun to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
2 chavs in a car with no music, who's driving?
The police.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
:bounce: This is looking better and better!! I just hope it coincides with my PMT week and it should be a blast!! :twisted:
ps.a word of warning, this wee slip of a girl swears like a trooper when under attack :shock:
*makes note to put a fresh battery in the full-auto machine of splattage the day before*
Purely for defensive purposes, you understand. :scared:
Quote by Vix
So, one night, after a Munch, the 3rd party, me & R are in a hotel room, where it transpires that I scream & writhe.
Some hours later, in the bar, said 3rd party asks if I was OK with the fisting.
Some more hours later, as me & he drive back down siuth, I say "So, I was getting a fisting?"
That husband of yours spoils you sometime, Vix...
Quote by Vix
I will watch my BBC4 prog and tape nothing coz I have freeview and can only tape the channel I am watching. (What use is that?!?)
Vix, darlin' you want to get yourself one of those Freeview PVR hard disk recorder box thingies...
Then you could record to your heart's content and even pause live TV just like those posh Sky+ bods, but without paying an extra tenner a month for the priveledge.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Happy Birthday
So what did you wish for then???
A birthday snog from all the girls...
Well then..........
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: Will that do???
Well, that's one down...
EDIT: Sorry, that's three down, forgot about lil_miz and Calista...
Quote by Tania
I suppose it would surprise you to learn that there are men out there seeking fart torture... yes... they do! Give them a head lock with your legs, cover them with the duvet and let the fun begin!
Tania dear, in this crazy, mixed up, nutty world we live in, nothing surprises me any more... :shock:
Debs, darlin' you want to get yourself one of these:
I have one myself and it's the mutt's nuts of mice.
Nope, 'fraid not. Standard optical mouse assemblies use an LED as the illumination source, not a laser. The only commercially available mouse to use a laser is the Logitech MX1000.
I have one myself and it's the mutt's nuts of mice.
Quote by n64play
PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:26 am Post subject:
i know why *looks smug*
if its a wireless optical mouse, it uses a laser. lasers on most mouse mats are crap. best idea? kids play mat, one of those laminated jobs. works amazingly well. or just laminate a piece of paper lol
Nope, 'fraid not. Standard optical mouse assemblies use an LED as the illumination source, not a laser. The only commercially available mouse to use a laser is the Logitech MX1000.
