Vix, if you do catch the little bugger, save some of him for me will you. Although I'll probably have to stand in line for a while...
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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by dazandlou
Why do bloody people do it?? Do they think they can hijack the money for donations or something? It's bloody disgusting!!
Nah, they just do it so they can boast to their script-kiddie friends about w0t 1337 h4x0rZ they are.
They deserve torturing, slowly and painfully. My personal preference is repeated application of an over-charged cattleprod, but failing that I think a nice DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attack should do the trick, give them a taste of their own medicine.
Quote by VenusnMars
Hahahaha! You won`tget me you bugger! I have no sound on this PC!
/skips off knowing she is one of the few who wont have some irritating jingle running through her head for hours on end! :smug:
Venusxxx
Just for you then Venus, here's the lyrics: :twisted:
Everyone loves Magical Trevor
'Cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now, disappearing a cow
Where is the cow hidden right now
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor
Everyone has seen that his trick is clever
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip
It's made of magic and with a little flip
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Back, back, back from his magical journey
What did he see in the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans
Lots of beans, lots of beans
OH beans, lots of beans, lots of beans
Oh yeah.
Quote by veejay
I think it shows very clearly just how evolution works.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
Depends if he died or not. If his freinds had more sense than him, they nmight have taken him to hospital.
Nah, you don't have to die to get a Darwin. As veejay said, you can receive one for removing your ability to pass your genes on to future generations.
Quote by veejay
They have a fine tradition of daft laws over there.
In Alaska, it is illegal for a moose to have sex in the street. Please note, it is not illegal for someone to allow the moose to copulate - the moose is the one who is breaking the law.
The dogging fraternity will like this one: In California, cats and dogs are allowed to have sex in public, but only if they have a permit.
In Florida it is illegal for a woman to fall asleep under a hairdryer.
Masturbation is forbidden in Idaho. Also in Idaho, two persons of opposite sexes who are under one blanket with their shoes off are legally defined as having sex.
In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to wear a bathing suit in the street unless she is armed. :shock:
In Michigan, a woman may not cut her own hair without her husband's consent.
In New Mexico, women may not wear beards in public.
In Washington State, all sexual positions except the Missionary are illegal.
And here's my favourite: In North Carolina, hurricanes are forbidden to enter city limits under penalty of death.
Surely you must be pulling our leg? Are these laws for real, or do people make this up to take the p155 out of the states?
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Yep, all these are for real and can be found on
