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1 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Maybe he's one of the people that really DID do a search to find a swing for his garden :
Bev
xx

Huh? You mean that's not what this site's for? Aw, nuts. lol

1 Feb 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Call me what you like, a fat cow or a BBW.
I am a size 24
I am not that bothered but I would prefer it if you called me Dawn, because that is who I am.

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

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1 Feb 2005

Quote by samthesham
Just struck me that here and there it is possible that single guys could possibly use this site to meet couples who are interested in various forms of no strings adult fun,
Is this the case? I think we should be told!! :idea:

Blimey, not much gets past you, does it... confused

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1 Feb 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
I have been recently described as a BBW, although I don't see myself that way. I am just me.
My motto is "i am me, take it or leave it"
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

What a coincidence, that's my motto too. wink

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1 Feb 2005

Shag, shag and then shag some more. (Like she did this one time, at band camp.)
Bill Gates

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31 Jan 2005

Personally, I'd love to see the end of the "thin is beautiful" mindset. Give me a woman with a bit of meat on her bones anyday over the stick-thin "daren't make love to her in case she snaps" supermodel type. Bigger women are just way more sexy.

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31 Jan 2005

Well, I just had to go for...
Yummy jam on Gem. Certainly the tastiest option there.

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31 Jan 2005

Shoot, but only because I have no idea who he is, so the other two were not really options...
Sean Connery

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30 Jan 2005

Quote by ant140
nice avatar by the way....half life is a shit game.....

Lies, all lies! rotflmao

Mind you, Dragon's Lair was a classic. First ever Laserdisc based game, too.

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30 Jan 2005

Meh, they're only complaining because they're too repressed to do it themselves. I mean, what's the world coming to when people can :shock: enjoy :shock: sex? It's armageddon, I tell you, armageddon! :scared:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
You haven't ruined even more of KcKat's work shirts have you?

He's banned from the washing machine now Blue.............
Arse, blonde mode on or what?! - That's obviously why he did it!! FFS!
smackbottom

He hee. Same principle works with washing up. Break a few plates and you get a dispensation to NOT do it again!! :rascal: :rascal: lol

:twisted:
Not at my mum's. That just got you more washing up, because you obviously needed the practice... :shock:

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by musketeer
..and I know a Paul Isles, P Isles?

I bet he was a right pain in the arse...
*wanders off to get coat*

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27 Jan 2005

It's quite interesting when you compare the Secunia advisories for Firefox and IE next to each other...
Firefox = 6 advisories
IE = 76 advisories including 2 critical ones from 2003 that have yet to be fixed.
Hmmm, think I'll stick with Firefox... biggrin

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26 Jan 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I know, but I just felt sorry for him ... see, I do have a heart after all!

Blue, I've told you before, that pigs heart you got from the butchers don't count.
*runs from mod-LART*

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26 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
(Open box of pigeons. Insert one cat. Light blue touch paper, and get the hell outta there )

You wouldn't want to try that with the pigeons round here. Nasty little bleeders they are, the cats are all scared of 'em....

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25 Jan 2005

Please be aware that typing with your capslock key on is considered SHOUTING in chat and forums and is not a good way to introduce yourself.
This public service announcement was brought to you in association with Spraytex spray-on condoms. It's the condom, in a can.

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25 Jan 2005

Oi, keep the noise down, some of us are trying to get some sleep around here.*
*Typing in ALL CAPS is considered shouting on the interweb. Please, be a considerate netizen and turn your capslock key off.

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23 Jan 2005

3 words:
Gillette M3 power. You know, those new battery-powered jobbies that vibrate. I tell ya, if they get the design right, they'll sell bucketloads of the female variant... :rascal:
But, joking aside, those M3's are extraordinarily good, combined with some King of Shaves clear shave gel.

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22 Jan 2005

Quote by funmikeofyorks
Lonely Knob!!!
The only reason I'am in here is for me to put smiles on as my ladies faces as possible and have a great time whilst doing it.

Well, I've put plenty of smiles on the faces of the ladies here. Sadly, it's all been through my ramblings on the forums so far, but you never know...
One day, my friend, one day...

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22 Jan 2005

Heh...
If you go into your mouse settings and ramp your cursor speed up to maximum you can get to those speeds.. :twisted:

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by partyman
I agree that Mozilla etc provides extra security to the user for now, but that's only because with only 3-4% of global usage, it's not been worth the bad-boy's time to find a way to exploit it.

puts Firefox usage at around 18.8% and there has been one successful breach of Firefox's pop-up blocker, but that's one security breach compared to countless breaches big enough to drive a fleet of trucks through in IE.

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP

You been eating eclairs in front of your computer again, Hungry?

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
wanker

And how... lol

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by fabiolovio
however at 6ft 8 dark hair, of italian descent

Meh, I should think that half of europe could claim to have italian blood if they went back far enough in their family tree because of the Roman empire.

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
You like pie?

Quote by Reese
Lo, Flappy

Heh, good to see another couple of Weebl fans here, lol.
Reese, surely Ice's avvy looks more like that character? Mine looks more like Gordon Freeman from Half Life. (Who bears a startling resemblance to me, spooky, huh...:shock: )

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Titty biscuits.

Wait a minute, that sounds suspiciously like a Weebl & Bob quote to me...
Guess what I made for dinner?

Wouldn't happen to be pie, would it?
Mmmm, pie...

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21 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Titty biscuits.

Wait a minute, that sounds suspiciously like a Weebl & Bob quote to me...

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19 Jan 2005

Tut tut tut, what's this doing here, halfway down page two?
Come on, little thread, let's get you back to your home at the top of page 1...

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18 Jan 2005

By jove, I think he's got it. wink

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18 Jan 2005

IRC uses ports 6667 and 7000, if I remember correctly.

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