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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Norfolk

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Quote by redstilletto
Don't even joke about hiding the remote... :shock:
The remote is a sacred icon for the male, hiding it is sacriledge, punishable by a spanking. smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
the remote is mine .......anyone tries to take it and there'll be war ........
so if i hide the sky remote just before the big match or stargate ewwwwwwwww
i get a smacked bottom must remeber that if i come to your castle for a cuppa
:twisted:

Couldn't care less about the big match, I can't stand footie... However, if I miss Stargate or Battlestar Galactica... whip smackbottom whip smackbottom
Apparently, you don't get a hangover with cider. Good quality cider mind, not the tramp juice that's sold in 2 litre bottles down the local corner shop.
Quote by redstilletto
oooooooo
do what i do when hes not looking hide the controllers ............and swear` you havent seen them
also works with footy boots :twisted:
and the sky remote ..........

Don't even joke about hiding the remote... :shock:
The remote is a sacred icon for the male, hiding it is sacriledge, punishable by a spanking. smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
at least it is here at Castle Anthrax lol
Hmm, let's see now...
Cable TV, broadband...
I'm content.
(Yes I know, doesn't take much, does it...) wink
Quote by sexyann57
Well i,m feeling totally left out :cry: so i,m off to mingers corner to sulk :cry:
( but i did snog somebody at the nw munch ) SSSSsssshhhhhhhh not naming names wink unless that person wants to own up :smile2:

*wanders over to mingers corner to give ann a big wet snog* passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss
Quote by Eagerslut9
GO TO BED NOW! IMMEDIATELY!! :shock: :shock:
whip smackbottom lol lol lol lol
:bounce: :bounce: bolt

I would do, but there's no-one here to go to bed with... :dry:
Quote by gooners33
flapjack, that was a very intelligent reply, thank you wink

Ah, but following your logic, I shouldn't be capable of producing such a well formed, coherent reply as I'm on benefits and therefore, according to your money=intellect formula, I should be as thick as pigshit.
Quote by gooners33
getting to peoples nerves is obviously very easy as i have just proved.

Quite possible, if you said something offensive
this site seems to be full of mostly very intelligent people, which means that they come from very wealthy backgrounds. (think about it)

I'm not following your logic here. I would consider myself intelligent, but was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth. My family isn't fabulously wealthy. (They're not poverty stricken, but they're not rolling in it either.)
if thats the case then they would be inclined to look down on people like me. (which is what happened)

I find that highly unlikely. Please define 'people like me' more accurately.
instead of looking for some kind of explanation you have all made generalisations and judgements and then fired back at me. (although i have to say there were a couple of real decent replies so thank you for that)

Details, we need details. How are we to know how we offended you if you don't provide us with links to the thread in which you were offended?
maybe you should have been a little more thoughtful, got more facts before slating me? or maybe i am in the wrong!!!!!!!

Maybe you should have gotten more facts before deciding that this site was right for you.
i wonder how long it will be before i will get kicked off this site (what happened to freedom of speech?)

Probably not too long with an attitude like that. BTW, freedom of speech is still alive and kicking. It's strange, isn't it, how those that bang the freedom of speech drum only seem to do so in order to silence others in order for their views to go forth unhindered.
BTW, this wasn't broadcast. It was a sketch done by the Rainbow team for a 'Christmas tape' that the TV companies produce each year.
Well, one's my South Park alter-ego, created
The other's a genetically engineered superhuman...
Quote by Debbiewebs
I'm gonna get the right hump in a minute.

me too. What does a bloke have to do to get a snog around here... :dry:
oooooooooooo come here babes! passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss
Aww, ta Debs. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You're welcome, Dawn...
Now, if I can just tear myself away from your avatar....
So... hypnotic... must... break... free...
Quote by Ice Pie
I'm gonna get the right hump in a minute.

me too. What does a bloke have to do to get a snog around here... :dry:
So many candidates, I don't know where to begin...
There's Dawn, WBB, Clare, Vix, Venus, MISSCHIEF and so many other lovely ladies on here... I'm like a kid in a sweet shop...
So, I think in all fairness, I'll have to snog you all.... kiss kiss kiss kiss
Quote by midlandsman1970
ok so ive loaded firefox and it seems quicker with the rotflmao and the smilieys don't need refreshing after i click one which is a bonus !
Now not being a computer person can someone tell me how to transfer all the additional stuff that appears in tool bar over to firefox please.
redface

OK, if you mean third party toolbars, I'm afraid there's no way to transfer them over as they're not compatible with Firefox. The good news is you don't want them anyway as most of them are riddled with spyware.
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Pine as in pine Gem - On the trail of the lonesome pine - sigh! redface

You're not thinking of becoming a lumberjack, are you, Flirty? :shock:
The buzz generated by electric razors in America is in the key of B flat.
Technically, the banana is a berry.
Groaking is to watch someone else eating food in the hope that they will offer you some.
A dentis invented the electric chair.
On a Sunday in Salt Lake City, Utah, you can be fined up to £1,000 (about $1,800) for whistling.
Right-handed people live on average 9 years longer than left-handed people. (Do ambidextrous people split the difference?)
The largest fruit crop in the world is grapes - followed by bananas.
Quote by rick49
well this was worth a try
but once again i have failed,story of my life
rick
i must be the only person who post his own replies lol

And with an attitude like that, no wonder you fail. Do you not see that seeing yourself as failing at everything only sets you up to fail.
We try to make this a fun place to be, so cheer up, get involved in the threads and stop thinking of this as being somewhere that you can get an easy shag without having to put any real effort into getting it.
I've got news for you, pal. Getting a shag on here ain't as simple as posting 'I'm bored, fancy a shag?' (well, most of the time, anyway...) It's the same as 'regular' dating, you need to get to know people first.
Quote by bluexxx
Alright then, I see I'm going to have to give you the recipe...
Take:
200 grams oats
100 grams butter
100 grams demerera sugar
100 grams golden syrup
1 medium pot full cream
Preheat the oven to 190 degrees C/Gas mark 5
Place the butter, golden syrup and sugar into a large pan and bring to the boil.
Add the cream and combine, then add the oats and mix thoroughly
At this point, you can add whatever other flavourings you wish. I particularly recommend crushed amaretti biscuits and a dash of amaretto.
Place the mixture into a deep sided baking tray lined with greaseproof paper. (makes it so much easier to get out) You can also divide the mixture into individual mini loaf tins, which saves you haviong to cut them into individual slices. (how handy)
Place in the oven and bake for about 25 minutes or until golden brown.
Leave to cool, then cut into individual slices and enjoy

You live up to your name, obviously! lol
Indeed I do. It's the cream in this recipe that makes the difference. You end up with beautifully moist, substantial flapjacks every time.
Alright then, I see I'm going to have to give you the recipe...
Take:
200 grams oats
100 grams butter
100 grams demerera sugar
100 grams golden syrup
1 medium pot full cream
Preheat the oven to 190 degrees C/Gas mark 5
Place the butter, golden syrup and sugar into a large pan and bring to the boil.
Add the cream and combine, then add the oats and mix thoroughly
At this point, you can add whatever other flavourings you wish. I particularly recommend crushed amaretti biscuits and a dash of amaretto.
Place the mixture into a deep sided baking tray lined with greaseproof paper. (makes it so much easier to get out) You can also divide the mixture into individual mini loaf tins, which saves you haviong to cut them into individual slices. (how handy)
Place in the oven and bake for about 25 minutes or until golden brown.
Leave to cool, then cut into individual slices and enjoy
Oooh...
I don't know whether I should give you my secret recipe...
It is seriously good, but therein lies the danger. If I give you the recipe and you try it, you might not be able to stop eating it... :shock:
Boil an egg to perfection without costly eggtimers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.