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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Norfolk

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Heh. Weird Al is class.
The Amish Paradise vid is cool. Little known fact: Weird Al actually got a death threat from Coolio for doing the parody without permission.
Quote by NorfolkBBW
Hi all,
I'd also like to add my thanks to everyone that attended last night and I hope you all enjoyed yoursleves as much as I did :silly:
I love that Milton Mammon, it went down a treat Harry - both of them wink
I'm going back later in the week to sample some more :beer: lol

Would you like some company?
Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean' rolleyes

2 weeks? I'd love to have not had sex for only 2 weeks. Try 3 years, (and counting):roll:
I dunno, some people have no willpower :razz:
Well, it just so happens that there's a DIY monopoly kit available...

So, we could make a real version of "Swingopoly"
Quote by da69ve
I think no sex is worse than bad sex!.......at least your getting it!!

True, I'd much rather have *any* sex, even if it's bad sex rather than not have sex. Mind you, I haven't had sex for nigh on 3 years now, so bad sex is looking pretty good right now. :shock:
Quote by bigDewi69
and teacup with week old tea in it

I should think that will have a nice fur coat on the surface by now... :shock:
Quote by mattmoleman
Anything taht has software on it can contract a virus. Routers do indeed have software on them, usually created by our loverly Microsoft and so can contract a virus

Sorry, moley but I know of no dedicated commercially available router from any of the network equipment manufacturers that runs M$ software. They will either be running a proprietary OS, firewall and routing software, or the high-end ones (CISCO enterprise routers, for instance) will be running a hardened UNIX variant and firewall. Either way, dedicated hardware router/firewalls are unlikely to contract a virus and even if they did, the virus wouldn't be able to spread to any connected systems as the virus would have been written specifically to compromise the router's OS, which would have totally different opcodes to any of the connected PCs.
Damn it, just looked at my finances and realised I'm not going to be able to make it for monday.
mad
Why'd my money have to go in on wednesday... Grrr...
Quote by NorfolkBBW
you all should to know how good norfolk bbw is. as i have met her i can tell all. and i have her just say her bj s are the best ever rolleyes

Well, I don't know whether I should take your word for it. I mean, it does seem like you have a biased opinion on this matter. I think a proper double blind scientific study is in order here... :rascal:
so how would this work flapjackboy? what would i have to do... lol
I think it would have to be me and Harry blindfolded, with you and another lass as a control. You each give us a BJ, without us knowing who it is that's giving it and we offer our judgement on who was best.
Well, you could start by getting a bit more involved in the forums and chatroom. Get yourself known amongst the community and attend a few munches.
Quote by baggy trousers
you all should to know how good norfolk bbw is. as i have met her i can tell all. and i have her just say her bj s are the best ever rolleyes

Well, I don't know whether I should take your word for it. I mean, it does seem like you have a biased opinion on this matter. I think a proper double blind scientific study is in order here... :rascal:
Quote by HarryJones
I like the sound of this... hmm beer.... etc

oh yeah - I almost forgot about the beer... lol
Well done Jim, someone reminding us we are actually meeting up to enjoy some fine ales wink
13 Days and counting biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
And hopefully sample some fine wenches as well... :rascal:
Quote by warwick
Its a sad man my friend
whos living in his own skin
and he cant stand the company

That would be Springsteen - Better Days.
As Dune is offline at the moment and to keep the game flowing, I have verified that Manolishi is correct.
Your turn, Manolishi.
Quote by Sarah
I'm blond what do I have to do
song ?

I thought I'd made the rules fairly blond-proof. dunno
Right, I posted a line from a song, Steph named the song/artist, so she got to submit a line from a song of her choice for everyone to guess. The first person to get that one right posts the next line and so on, ad infinitum, or until the a mod gets bored/can't guess a particularly tough one.
Quote by Sexysteph
Was waiting to see if I was right Sarah but hes gone so
"but I have friends that love me"
Thats a nice easy one

Yes, sorry, Steph, you was right.
OK, since the first Name That Tune thread had started to degenerate into total disorder, I thought I'd nip it in the bud before it got too bad and start it again, but this time with tighter rulings from the start.
The rules:
Rule 1: I will post a line from a song. The first person to correctly identify both song and artist gets to post a line from a song of their choice.
Rule 2: The next line may only be posted once it has been confirmed that your guess was correct.
Rule 3: Jumping the queue with a "Ooh, can I have a go?" will not be allowed. If you want to post a line, guess the previous song/artist.
I shall start things off again with:
"You can tell a man from what he has to say"
Quote by fabio grooverider
they will all be out in their ferguson tractors...

Moi other tractor's a Lamborghini, loik.
OK, before this thread degenerates into total disorder, with people offering lines from songs all over the place, just a brief reminder that only the first person to guess the last song/artist posts the next line.
This is just to save everyone getting confuzzled about who's turn it is.
Quote by devondelight
and the burning sensation between my legs

I'm sure the doctor's got some cream for that... :shock: :mrgreen:
Quote by devondelight
Thank you TE
My world crumbles when you are not here
DD

Well that's Macy Gray and I Try
"Bacharach and David used to write his favorite songs"
EDIT: OK, to clarify, it must be the song and artist.
Sorry, DD but I'll have to give that one to fuzzy as he got the group correct too.
(although it was on a Cold Feet soundtrack)
Alrighty, since there's not been a game up on the first page for a while, I thought I'd start one...
I'll start by posting a line from a song and whoever guesses it correctly posts the next one.
EDIT: That's song and artist, to avoid further confuzzlement.
And the first line is:
Frankenstein and Dracula have nothing on you
It doesn't really make economic sense for Microsoft to charge for using and MSN messenger as there's a whole host of free webmail services and instant messengers that people will just switch to instead.
Nope, I'm afraid this is just another net myth.
Quote by da69ve
And it's good night from him!

I'm betting that's going to be on his gravestone.
From when I reached legal age, about 10 years. Not from choice, mind.
EDIT: From when I split up with my ex, about 4 years.
Quote by NorfolkBBW
We'll get a suite at a posh hotel and play all night :P

Yesyesyesyesyesyes.... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: