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1 Oct 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW

Even more exciting news, forget your pint of guinness, the 28th Norwich Beer Festival is on from 24-29 October, I'm off all week so will either be there on Monday evening or Friday lunchtime or evening depending on if anyone wants to join me for a pint.

Count me in! :P
Me too! :cheers:

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26 Sep 2005

Certainly, ES. I should think a couple of hours alone in a darkened dungeon with you would be enough to convince the little scrote the error of his ways. :twisted:

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26 Sep 2005

Yes, but I'll make it as difficult and as painful as possible for them to nick it next time.

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26 Sep 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Good luck with your new bike, what was it by the way? We are just thinking of buying one?

It was an Apollo mountain bike from Halfords. Was only Â£130, but I was so chuffed about having transportation again (and having an excuse to get some excercise, lol).
Like I said, going to go completely overboard with security this time. Anyone know where I can get hold of those exploding dye packs banks use?

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26 Sep 2005

Quote by cheekychimp

I swear, if I ever catch the little bastard, he's in for a long, fun-filled night with me, a stripped mains flex and his testicles.

I hope you get it back but......Lets hope he's not a six footer built like a brick shit house..!!
CheekyChimp.... cool

TBH, I'm not really bothered about getting it back as I'm claiming on my insurance. I jst want to make sure he never thinks about nicking anything again. Needless to say, I'm going to be having strong words with my housing association tomorrow about the appalling lack of security around here. (And taking my own measures to ensure that my replacement bike doesn't get nicked.)

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26 Sep 2005

No, but it wouldn't have made much difference if it was as they could have just picked it up and walked out with it and cut the lock off at their own leisure. There was also a locked gate in the way, which they picked.

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26 Sep 2005

Hey, I'll unload a full hopper into them, my marker has a full auto mode on it. :twisted:

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26 Sep 2005

I may not be able to catch them on foot, but I'm a bloody good shot with my paintball marker. A few well placed shots will make him stop...

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26 Sep 2005

So, there I was, letting the cat in and I look out of my back door into my garden and I notice my bike is missing. Some bottom-feeding little scrote has picked the lock on the gate leading into my garden and has made off with my brand new bike, which I've not even had for two weeks! mad

:x :x
I swear, if I ever catch the little bastard, he's in for a long, fun-filled night with me, a stripped mains flex and his testicles.

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25 Sep 2005

Personally, I'd be happy to have sex 3 time a year if it meant I'd at least have some. rolleyes

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25 Sep 2005

I think there'd be plenty on here horrified that there's people out there getting that little, but certainly, there'll be no-one on here complaining that that's too much.

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21 Sep 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
C.I.T = Cat In T'hat? Title of the recent Jim Carrey film for those up north...

Wasn't it Mike Myers who played Cat in the hat? Or Cat in T'at as you rightly pronounce it.
:doh: Duly edited.

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21 Sep 2005

C.I.T = Cat In T'hat? Title of the recent Mike Myers film for those up north...

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21 Sep 2005

The chav king himself, Michael Carroll.

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21 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
31. Not feeling obliged to a bring a little present when you visit friends

But beer is always welcomed.

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21 Sep 2005

25: GETTING YOUR FIRST LEATHERMAN. You've seen other blokes with those Â£5 multi-tools from the market and laughed at their foolishness because you know their cheap imitation will break when subjected to anything more strenuous than cutting tissue paper. You on the other hand, bought a genuine Leatherman brand multi-tool, the multi-tool designed by real men, for real men. You watch old re-runs of MacGyver and can't help but think that he could have done so much more if he'd had a Leatherman, rather than a crappy swiss army knife.

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21 Sep 2005

Another good geek one:
Have an embedded screen displaying the Blue Screen of Death:
A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C00068F8 in VxD VMM(01) +
000059F8. The current application will be terminated.
* Press any key to terminate the application.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will
lose any unsaved information in all applications.
Press any key to continue

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20 Sep 2005

I'm going to go for a classic Tron quote...
"End of line"

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20 Sep 2005

Rocket Fuel by Percol. It's coffee with added guarana for that extra caffiene kick.

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19 Sep 2005

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
In Chico, California you can be fined $500 for detonating a nuclear device within the city limits. A couple of observations on that law. Firstly, that's a very light punishment for such a crime and secondly, who's going to be left to enforce it? dunno

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17 Sep 2005

Quote by Lilith
Hi I'm so sorry for not coming on Thursday, I'd been looking forward to it as well.
When it came to it I was just a wee bit worried - unknown etc. I will be there next time, if invited. Jezzay, sorry for not actually at least letting you know beforehand. Don't normally no-show myself and feel incredibly guilty.
I obviously need a spank for such bad manners!

Nah, you only get spanked for lighting grail-shaped beacons...
Sorry, just couldn't resist a Python reference there...
EDIT: Yay, threadkill! :bounce:

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16 Sep 2005

Yep, another :thumbup: from the flapster. Great night out, looking forward to the next one.

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10 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyfella
Heres a chalenge to all the geeks see if you can break this!
...</snip>
make sure youve got your "ascii" (pronounced as-key) table ready
Lets see who cracks it first
good luck sf

Why yes, I must indeed be a geek.

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10 Sep 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Recommended System Needed for Vista:
NCQ SATA Hard Drive (none of these exist yet) Yes they do.
HDCP Compliant Monitor (none of there exist yet) No, this is true, but you will only need a HDCP compliant monitor to watch HD-DVD and Blu-Ray content in high definition format. Vista will still run on normal monitors.

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10 Sep 2005

Ooh, ooh! I know. H is not a hexadecimal digit.

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9 Sep 2005

Actually, it's not Longhorn any more. It's Windows Vista.
Viruses
Insecurities
Spyware
Trojans
Adware
:mrgreen:

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
i hate people jumping queues.. i really cant stand it.
it's one of the few things i actually get arsey about in public too... i always
have to tell them off and say grumpily.."excuse me!!! the back of the queue is that way!"
i am turning into my old nana... i see it happening day by day.

And they always say "but I've just got one item!".
Well, tough luck sparky, I ain't giving up my place in the queue for anyone.

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5 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
ooo granny sex, speaking of which anyone seen debbiewebs

I shall say a few words at your funeral, meaty... biggrin

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4 Sep 2005

Quote by jezzay
I'm not concerned about the spelling but I would certainly buzz him on 'repetition'.
"20 yr old whants to give multiples to older women Hi my name is ben im 20 ,clean,cut,toned, love long sex sessions ...."
"older women wanted for fantastic sex sessions Hi my name is Ben im 20,clean,cut,toned love older women like to have a long sex sessions ...."
"20yr old whants older women for long sex sessions Hi my name is Ben im 20,clean,cut,toned love older women would like to have long sex sessions..."
"older women wanted for 20yr old Hi my name is Ben im 20,clean,cut,toned love long sex sessions ...."
"Horny 20yr old whants a older women to have long sex session Hi my name is Ben im 20,clean,cut,toned ,live in manchester..."
"Any mature women whant a horny 20yr old toyboy Hi my name is Ben im 20 and love long sex..."
"older women whanted for horny 20yr old Hi im 20,clean,toned,cut,willing to travel,love long..."
I'm really not sure if this is appropriate to the Forums. Isn't it an ad?
I did try telling him that older women aren't great on the 'long' bit of 'sex sessions' but to no avail.
Jezzay.

Well, it certainly couldn't be for deviation or hesitation. lol

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4 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
Don't do KFC coz I read an article where a guy in the US bought a chicken fillet and when he bit into it all this pus oozed out - the chicked had cancer and they didn't spot it!!!

Yuk.. Thanks for putting me off KFC for life :sad:

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