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flapjackboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Norfolk

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Quote by mal609
Gun - the nerd with the slip on shoes, trousers which don't quite reach - and WHITE socks!! where has he been all his life!
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How did you know what's in my wardrobe, Mal? blink
Thanks for all the replies, peeps.
I'm touched that you're all concerned with my health and wellbeing. (no, really, I am.)
The guy that runs the gym is a great guy and hasn't put me on anything too strenuous, so I should be OK as far as that's concerned. I have a couple more BP tests set up over the next fortnight, so I shall have a clearer picture of things then. In the meantime, I'm going to cut down on my caffiene, change my diet some more, switch to drinking green tea and hope that my PC behaves itself for a while. (Well, it should do, I nuked & paved it last week, so it should be good for another 6 months or so.)
Having been told that I have got borderline high blood pressure during a medical check up recently, I have joined a gym to help in reducing said blood pressure.
Obviously, this will have the added bonus of increasing my :hunk: buffness :hunk: level a fair bit.
My question to the ladies here is:
Is buffness level an important factor to you?
What's even worse than that are the ladies that post pics they found on pr0n sites in their ads. I mean, they must think that none of the blokes on here look at pr0n when they're online?
Ah, I was only having a laugh at my own expense. wink
I have done it before, unfortunately, I don't think I've had enough experience to say for certain what my best part is.
it happens so rarely... wink
Best part of sex for me is when I manage to find a woman who actually wants to have sex with me.
Not that it happens that often...
:cry:
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLASTC - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLGO - Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLMAO - Rolling On Floor Laughing My A__ Off!
ROFLOL - Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLABIC - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Biting Into Carpet
ROTFLOL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
Quote by MrFC
Rocky I reckon this guy is getting about, all I keep seeing on walls and old shop windows is "BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED" maybe he's trying to raise the money to pay his fines smile smile

Bill Stickers was framed! :grin:
Favourite band of the 80's? But there were so many great bands then.
I reckon if I had to choose though, it'd have to be Dexy's Midnight Runners.
I dunno... Some of us on here have a hard enough time even getting women to acknowledge we exist and easy comes on here frustrated about not getting a threesome?
Bloody cheek... :grin: lol :grin:
Quote by Marya
Personally I wouldn't download any so-called AVG or surveillance protection.
I got aol's recommended Spyware Protection and it caused more harm than good. It comes with free, added Trojan Horse - how nice of them. mad
I've got Grisoft and Norton installed but still clearing up the mess from Spyware. If you can't get a copy of these, I'd be happy to send you 'em.
Good luck
Mxx biggrin
P.S. Thanks to everyone who's given me IT advice in the past. I'm totally computer-illiterate and would be in a right state without you all xxxx

Well, that sounds about par for the course for AOHell... lol
Having 2 virus scanners running can make matters worse as they will constantly see each other's signature files as virus threats. Best to stick to just the one. An AV package won't get rid of spyware, that's what Spybot is for. Version 1.3 is the mutts nuts and it's completely free.
Well, I'll start the ball rolling with an easy one to beat...
Just the one for me.
Geek slogan on a T-shirt:
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
lol
Well, I thought it was funny...
*bows to jezzay*
May I just add that Jezzay was equally as charming and thoughtful, making my first meetup with someone from here a delightful experience.
worship worship worship
Quote by JQL
While doing a search I found the following clip of a Symbian in use:
Symbian
Its in MPG format and just over in size (about 20 seconds to download on 512kb broadband).

Wow... I didn't know Nokia mobiles could be used that way. I know they had a vibrate function, but I never thought it was that powerful... lol
(For the non-geeks here, Nokia's phones use the Symbian operating system)
Slight Freudian slip there, JQ?
"Great, there's no f***ing way they're going to re-elect me after this!" George W. Bush/Tony Blair 2004
"How the f*** was I supposed to know he didn't have any f***ing weapons of mass destruction?" Tony Blair, 2003
"Those stupid f***ing americans will never find me in here" Saddam Hussein, 2004
Quote by jezzay
And during the evening I arranged to go to Womad - Reading - from 23rd July. I have a two-man tent and very comfortable double air bed. Anybody from here care to join me?

*waves at jezzay* wave
29yr old fellow Norwich resident here offering his company...
Quote by well_busty_babe
Thanks WBB, but I've got all the women I need

i will errrrr just crawl back under my rock and lick my wounds then! :cry: :cry: :cry:
glad u are sorted hun
WBB
xxxx
Awww, never mind hun, you could always join me for a bit of erm... experimentation...
wink
Quote by JQL
This begs the question:
Why would anyone want to watch that?
I mean with so many other interesting things to do, people to meet, activities, food to eat etc. etc. Why would anyone want to watch a bunch of people in a series of contrived situations?
This is not a dig at anyone, I just can't see the attraction.
To quote various peoples "sigs":
"We are put on earth for a good time not a long time"
"don't just say it DO IT!!!!!!!!"

I suppose people watch it for the same reasons they watch soaps. It's that sense of voyeurism, being able to eavesdrop on other people's lives. What makes BB so popular is that the sense of voyeurism is increased because the people they're watching are real and not just actors playing roles.