Mad as a hatter all round sexual deviant looking for fun and frolicks in a fun environment with like minded adults who can hold a conversation and have a cheeky imagination... more about me...well....will tell you more when I've had a think or two ;0)

Ok I've had a think and here's what I've come up with...you ready...got your loins girded...here we go......

...Whip me, spank me, treat me mean and show me things I've never seen. Sit there and dazzle me with your sharp wit, wrestle me to the ground in a mud filled pit, bite and pinch me till it huts and make me sniff the armpits of your unwashed shirts. Lets act out every scene from 9 and a Half Weeks and you can give my nipples short sharp tweaks. Treat me dirty, get me laid and I'll give you service dressed as a maid. Put on your marrigolds and tickle my feet and I'll make your mascara run with my body heat. We'll do it in a wheelbarrow in the garden shed and you can tip a bag of dog mix on my head. Use your 3 day old pants on me as a gag and spank my bottom with your Cosmo mag. I'll sit on your back and shout "MUSH!!! MUSH!!!" while you tickle me all over with a toilet brush....does that sound like a plan to you??