Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
Straight Female, 76

Forum

Quote by Jiggle

Well the snookers just a red herring. I'm actually trying to catch up with the sleep I missed after chatting to one of your fan club last night.
(god I'm in trouble for that one when she sees it bolt )
Anyway Biggles, just keep the :censored: noise down or I'll turn the heating off in the jacuzzi.
:P :P :P :P :P evil

giggles.....biggles....... smile
so I've got a fan club?????? when was this set up and how many members are there
and more to the point is thee a membership fee, casue i have not recieved any royalities yet! lol
Jiggle
Artists of whatever sort, dont get royalties from their fan clubs, its their fan club manager that hives that off.
I hearby appoint myself Manager of the Jiggle Fan Club. All applications via PM, please with the requisit joining fee of 10 pounds for the first year, to me
Quote by Ice Pie
Was that wrong, too trivial and off topic for the Cafe?

Not from your POV since you were the one with the problem at the time. I think things like that can be safely locked though because people can answer you in PM.
I suppose what your trying to say is that you couldnt give a shit about my carpet or the red wine?
ok fair comment and i know that one thread that i had locked, bercause it was against the rules, certainly got me replies via pm, so yes you could have a point there.
Now please Ice Pie waht is wrong with you, im very concerned, your agreeing and being tactful with me. Should i call 999?
Quote by Ice Pie
Also im wondering would it be reasonable to have continuos threads running on the top 5 most ppular topics?Perhaps tuck them away in a corner and let newbies read them at their leisure?

Well, I think that could be useful for the really repetitive stuff - willy size, shaving your bits, blue's parties... you know, boring stuff like that ;)
I think a "boring bin" or whatever you might want to call it for stuff that is completely off topic might be useful instead of having to lock all the "Guess what I had for dinner" type nonsense. Trouble with that is people might get uppity about having stuff moved there and it turns into a flame war forum. It'd depend on how tactfully it was done (like calling it something a bit more pleasant than the boring bin :lol2: )
Your right "boring bin" isnt one of your most tactfull suggestions.
I was thiniking along the lines of the topics you mentioned having their own space, as reference articles almost, perhpas like the poetry thread at the top of the page?
As for the , "Guess what i had for dinner type posts" they ought to be locked and some nasty, painful punsihemnt devised for their original author, especially if they re offends!!
What i wouldnt like to see is the cafe becoming totaly sex focussed. Ok its an adult forum but surely someontimes most of us are capable of intelligent or fun conversations about other subjects? Whats wrong with talking to friends, who one may or may not , swing with, about other topics
One thing that always makes me think of SH is the cream carpet we have in the spare bedroom. I once spilt red wine on it and couldnt remember what to do to clean the stain up. As i already had sh on i started a thread asking for help. I think it was Vix who came up with the solution and the stain disapeared. Was that wrong, too trivial and off topic for the Cafe?
Quote by Jiggle
Hope we get the chance at the july munch jiggle.
it will be my first so will be a bit shy at first smile

well for some odd reason when i'm at a munch peopel come up to me and say "who that over there". and if i reply "dunno". they are quite shoked, casue they seem ti think i know everyone!.
most of them are a good bunch. if i do get to it, then i'll make sure i come across and give my ellos!
Jiggle
Jiggle do you drop everything as quickly as you drop your "h's" ?
i'm trying to increase the life span of my keyboard, but skipping typing letters taht i dot need to.
the letter J G and L are no longer visable
Jiggle
Cant a man or your experience do it without looking?
If not i can teach you
(to touch type)
Quote by Ice Pie

surprised :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
(My God , Ice Pie agreed with me!!)

Please do not adjust your set. Our engineers are working towards a resolution of this fault, and normal service will be resumed as quickly as possible. :P
So how then do you suggest that we stop people repeatedly posting the same topics??

Exactly as at present when it's the same thing several times a day and there are half a dozen more or less identical threads on page one. But not every time someone mentions a topic that was discussed before they even joined, which is the way it's been going lately. It is simply not reasonable to expect every new member to search the entire forum history before daring to speak on any subject, and telling them "The search button is your friend" is disrespectful, dismissive, of no help whatsoever, and above all makes people feel very unwelcome.
I dint for one minute think that normal service would be ressumed as sonn as possible!!
Also im wondering would it be reasonable to have continuos threads running on the top 5 most ppular topics?Perhaps tuck them away in a corner and let newbies read them at their leisure?
Quote by Jiggle
Hope we get the chance at the july munch jiggle.
it will be my first so will be a bit shy at first smile

well for some odd reason when i'm at a munch peopel come up to me and say "who that over there". and if i reply "dunno". they are quite shoked, casue they seem ti think i know everyone!.
most of them are a good bunch. if i do get to it, then i'll make sure i come across and give my ellos!
Jiggle
Jiggle do you drop everything as quickly as you drop your "h's" ?
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice Pie
I can see what your saying and im not sure that duplication of a topic over time is that bad a thing. Newbies may not haves seen topics that have been discussed in the past and people do change or develp their opinions over time.
ThoughI suppose what non of us want is to see the same topics appearing week in and week out

Agreed, I just think some of the thread locking has got a bit over-zealous lately.
surprised :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
(My God , Ice Pie agreed with me!!)
So how then do you suggest that we stop people repeatedly posting the same topics??
Ice Pie
I can see what your saying and im not sure that duplication of a topic over time is that bad a thing. Newbies may not haves seen topics that have been discussed in the past and people do change or develp their opinions over time.
ThoughI suppose what non of us want is to see the same topics appearing week in and week out
No, never done it, but know people that have. They have got flights for just the cost of the airpost tax this way.
Good luck and dont forget to send a postcard!!
Quote by bluexxx
Maybee it would be a good idea if some simple guidlines were drafted up, givig us all some guidlines on what to post and what not to post?

That would be this then:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
....Stickied as an announcement at the top of each forum. Seems that not many people do bother reading this before they post for the first time.
Or do you think these guidelines should be more specific, foxylady?
Ok Blue, I must admit i had forgotten about those guidelines redface
I rarely look at the top of the Cafe page, not being a poetry type!!
However , i have just read through them and they seem reasonable, however in light of current events, i co think they could do with updating and making more specific
Quote by neilinleeds

i really hate to say things like this, cos it sounds like hankering after the good old days, but i've never seen the cafe so poor. it has it's dips from time to time, but the last month or two it seems particularly weak, and it's not serving the purpose it's designed for, as i and some others who've said the same thing to me would see it.

just want to qualify that, cos it reads a tad harsh . . .
i think what's happening, is a lot like a crowd of regulars hanging out in the pub chatting, then in comes a new group, who are so loud and excited, the regs can't hear themselves think? instead of the newer ones sitting down at the same table as the regs and joining in with the conversations, they talk over the top of everyone else. locking threads is kinda like encouraging them to join in a bit more with the people who are already here.

neil x x x ;)

Some good point here, but i have to disagree, the cafe has seen worse days!!At least now the crap gets locked and isnt left to one or two people to write as much rubbish as they like!!!
I agree however that all the regulars seem to gang up on newbies. Why do they do that? Wothout some new blood this forum will become so incesteious (or however you spell it)
Maybee it would be a good idea if some simple guidlines were drafted up, givig us all some guidlines on what to post and what not to post?
Anyway sure i could write much more on this subject but like KitKat real likfe is calling
Quote by curious_catz

It looks like this thread is falling so ill bump it up!!!
Wouldnt it be nice if eveyone did try to be nice to everyone else on here?
Lately there seems to have been so much petty nastiness and everyone seems to be falling out with everyone else, its so sad.
Personally i dont hate the mods, (though they can be misguided) i certainly dont hate the mods though im confussed as to how they make time to do all that they do and although ive had a few threads locked in the dim and distant past , if im honest i often can see why they get locked (one exception here but lets not bring that up now)
But id really like to see everyone making an effort to get on, anyone else think this is a good idea?

I think it's a great idea.... I haven't posted for a while even though there have been several issues raised that I've felt strongly about but being a total "noob" I've kept quiet. It seems that it can be very fractious on here occassionally and I'd just like us to become part of a big group of friends without being drawn to one particular point of view.
Anyway, here's my smile for you foxy.... biggrin
Mr CC
:rose: :rose: :rose: :happy:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
wink :wink:
All the Newbies hate the Oldies
And the Oldies hate the Newbies
And the Posters hate the Lockings
And everyone hates the Mods,
But during "Swinging Brotherhood Week"
"Swinging Brotherhood week"
It's Swinging everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you
It's only for a week, so have no fear,
Be grateful that it does'nt last all year.
It;s fun to eulogise
The people you despise
As long as you dont let em in your clique.
.

It looks like this thread is falling so ill bump it up!!!
Wouldnt it be nice if eveyone did try to be nice to everyone else on here?
Lately there seems to have been so much petty nastiness and everyone seems to be falling out with everyone else, its so sad.
Personally i dont hate the mods, (though they can be misguided) i certainly dont hate the mods though im confussed as to how they make time to do all that they do and although ive had a few threads locked in the dim and distant past , if im honest i often can see why they get locked (one exception here but lets not bring that up now)
But id really like to see everyone making an effort to get on, anyone else think this is a good idea?
To everyone else - What I cannot understand is the number of people who did not see the incident and were not even there – suddenly have an opinion on it and have taken it upon themselves to escalate the issue, suggest suitable punishment and are pretty much close to inciting a witch-hunt.
We , the ones that were not there, have commented because we care about jiggle and hate to see him being bullied (intentionaly or not)
Also people must realise that what goes on at any sh meeting, be it munch or party or whatever, reflects upon the site and the other users. My greatest fear is that one day munch antics are going to land the site in the national press. Mark and others have put in a lot of work to make sh what it is today, and I for wone whould hate to see all that work dystroyed by a drunken "prank"
Jiggle
Increase the number of times you say, "I am not at fault, they are" to 20 in the morning and 20 in the evening, also each time you ave any worries about the incident say the same 15 times.
Keep smiling
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
The important thing is not to let "them" win and if you change your life pattern because of them you have done so.
Do what you want foryou
Quote by fabio grooverider
i would say that i am shy... i have to get to know people before i really open up...
my mates call me the "introverted extrovert" so fully understand, i think the thing that did my confidence no end of good was when i reallised that people liked me enough to want to play with me....
stick with it mate......
sean xxxxxxxxxx

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: Shy!! :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Benji Barnicals
Okay, this isnt really SH related but... anyone see the Chelsea v Liverpool match earlier? God it was boring....

So what s new about that all fooball is boring?
evil hmmm not the ones where theres fights, streakers, flares and fires... tho yea, current game tonight was pretty boring...
and you think that is entertainment do you or sport? confused :?
Neither, its just a break from the norm... and shows up what preduce there is against english teams when playing on foreign ground.
And there was me thinking it was all a result of overgrown school boys with too much testerone and time on their hands!!!
Quote by Benji Barnicals
Okay, this isnt really SH related but... anyone see the Chelsea v Liverpool match earlier? God it was boring....

So what s new about that all fooball is boring?
evil hmmm not the ones where theres fights, streakers, flares and fires... tho yea, current game tonight was pretty boring...
and you think that is entertainment do you or sport? confused :?
Quote by cu3b4ll
Ohhhh. Football. Sorry - don't do football dunno

I pressumed thats what it was. What did you think it was?
Quote by Benji Barnicals
Okay, this isnt really SH related but... anyone see the Chelsea v Liverpool match earlier? God it was boring....

So what s new about that all fooball is boring?
Quote by

My toe nails are always professionally polished and trimmed as well

Urghhhhh...I think I've just come.........

These accademic types!! rolleyes u spellit "cum"
OK...OK...I've just cum. No, actually I cummed (is that right? feels like it should be "I came") some time ago. So just run that "beautifully manicured foot" thing past me again and we'll see what happens... wink

No i think the past paticiple is i have cume, (which i havnt) and my feet dont run at this time of the night.
Quote by

My toe nails are always professionally polished and trimmed as well

Urghhhhh...I think I've just come.........

These accademic types!! rolleyes u spellit "cum"
Quote by johnjo2003
I've read on here about various subjects, foot fetishes being one of them, Although I Myself (John) don't share that particular fetish, I do have a liking for women with very short hair, would I describe this as a fetish??? It all depends I suppose, when I swing with other ladies, to be honest, I love it, no matter their particular hair type or whatever, but if the girl has short hair, I guess I just love it that bit better, I know that we all have our likes and dislikes, but wondered what other types of fetishes, that members also have on SH, and how do they meet these needs, does their partner participate or encourage??? do they absolutely hate it and threaten your dangly bits with sharp objects??? hope this provokes a meaningful debate, :bounce:

My fetish, (well one of them) is men with long hair, h/b wont grow his sad (hair)Trouble is nowadays if they have long hair their young enough to be my sons :(
And just ifthey are that bit older they have either had their cut or its all dropped out :( :( :(
Quote by bigDewi69
oooh yes please. I LOVE my toes being sucked and the arches of my feet being rubbed! MMMMmmm. Personally I like to keep my feet in tip top condition and my toe nails are always french polished and filed nicely. If someones going to tease them I want them to look good.

Special offer, one day only (friday)..... Free foot massages (and nothing more) in Manchester biggrin
Shit, cant do that day elsewhere!!
My toe nails are alwaysprofessionally polished and trimmed as well
Quote by Essexcock97
Just wondering if any one on this site had a foot fetish? Or even how manys females like there feet to be played with?

It would be my idea of heaven, as long as there was something after the feet playing of course!!!
Trouble is the only men that seem to go for this sort of thing seem to be southerners sad
Jiggles i know you was offended, but the person(s) concerned took you aside on the night and apologised cause I saw it......................... it was a joke that went too far and you were upset, the people concerned were told and have apologised. You are one of the true gents in the room, I agree, but all this banning for ice throwing and name calling and kissing is riidulous, we are all here openly seeking sex, if ya can't handle it get off the roundabout, cause very soon there won't be anyone left in forums, chat room, munches other than the new people who cant get to attend any of them anyway!!
Ok i dont do muches(one of the reasons being the type of behaviour i have heard of happening at these events) and probably have no right to comment on this matter but i do know Jiggle (not in the biblical sense) and he wouldnt hurt a fly.
He may be little over enthusiastic at times(and yes in the past he has really wound me up) but he didnt deserve to be the butt of this "joke". We all know that he blushes easily and i find it really hurtfull that anyone would bully him like this , knowing the way he would react.
It is not fair to be-little the way he felt and reacted. It has clearly taken him a lot of courage to raise the problem here and he was considerate enough not to mention names.
Quote by socrates1965
hi,everyone i'm new to all this! Wont ask everyone advice on meeting people as the concensus of opinion seems to be patience and becoming known.i am male, 29,white,blue eyes,long fair hair looking for couples to have some fun with- e-mail me. now whats the kinkiest encounter you've ever had-should be some good ones i think!

Sod that , no way I am I writting about my "kinkiest" encounter here, after all what is kinky?
However i would like to say welcome to the site and, how long is your..........................................................................................................................hair????? :evil2: :happy: :giggle: :evil2:
Hate to buck the trend here but i dont think, as long as the couple involved are sensible, that you need worry about them in the way that your implying.
It would be a different case altogether if they were indulging solitarily, then i would be worried.
Assuming that they have a safe word, a safe sign and are intune with each other then i would think the biggest worry is the addictivness of the activity. Like most activities there is often the need to go further and further
I wouldnt worry about your friend talking to you about the subject, hes just found a new pastime , that he likes and that excites him and he wants to talk to someone about it!!Quiet natural really
Quote by postie
NOT the bristley end surely????

confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Yes of course the bristley end!!!!!!!!!
Do agree with Wishmaster the old upright vacum cleaners were much more useful appliances.