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1 May 2005

Quote by Kinky Lizard
these arent wellies there waders!
wot sort of perv do you think i am..............................

Mark! those aren't my lucky wellies...........and what you doing with the gas mask? Has Sgt Bilko let one drop again???? He really should go and see his local GP wink

wink

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

I love it , i love it :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
now someone fetch a yellow safety helmet and i shall be in heven!!!! :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

1 May 2005

Quote by Maia
How old are you Jiggle? I quite like the idea of being the older woman..

Then you should have bought him in the kidnap thread!! Fraid hes gone (in more than one way at the moment) however i do happen to have another model available, not too haigh mileage and very good runner, see kidnap thread!! All offers considered

1 May 2005

Quote by breezer
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

You're obviously looking in the wrong section then. Try men (or couples) looking for women... wink

wink

(tongue in cheek)..
So are you sure they're only looking for men? They might have another ad looking for women too if you're lucky. I know I have one in three sections (as my sig. shows).
I look in the fetish section. All the other sections are too mainstream, and a tad dear i say, boring!!

1 May 2005

Look i cant keep this guy hanging round for ever, the ceilings going to collapse!!
Anyone else want him?

1 May 2005

Lately when ive looked at the ads ive wanted to cry ,not laugh.
I find the right man looking for the right experience and then right at the end of the ad he states hes looking for another male!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Ok Jigglre has now been released.
However it seems i may have another voulunteer to be kidnapped.
Hes 30+ GSOH (would have to have) bit of a football bore(unfortuantely)quiet fit and alegedly, good with his hands
Wont take much to keep as he dosnt eat and sometimes forgets to drink.
May not be fully house trained and come s with own safety helmet (but its not yellow)
Do i have any offers?

Sweetheart,
How much do you want for him??? and does he come with a warranty and full sevice history ???
What can you offer?
Yes and ill even guarantee him beleive me he is ...............ehm ................rather well designed

1 May 2005

My biggest age gap was 18 years, i was 43.
Btw it was an experience i do not want to repeat, he hadnt a clue, turned up with n o condoms and then when sent off to buy some got those awful lunimous ones!!
Prefered age group is somewhere in the 30's, old enough to have been around a bit , but not so old they have lost their enthusiasm and energy.
Tahat said ive known one or two pretty good 50 year olds :twisted:

1 May 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
well no, if you look at my posts you can see ive been here ages, and i was joking in the thing about getting sex. no need to reply to this cheers.

I respond on merit, not seniority. Your post looked like it was written by someone who had no idea what SH was about, so that's what I responded to.
No need to reply. ;)
See your taotally back to normal today ice pie!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1 May 2005

Ok Jigglre has now been released.
However it seems i may have another voulunteer to be kidnapped.
Hes 30+ GSOH (would have to have) bit of a football bore(unfortuantely)quiet fit and alegedly, good with his hands
Wont take much to keep as he dosnt eat and sometimes forgets to drink.
May not be fully house trained and come s with own safety helmet (but its not yellow)
Do i have any offers?

1 May 2005

i will give you the key, then u can decide when to let his hands free lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
btw he seems to rather like being handcuffed and gagged!!

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

Oh sod it ill settle for the milk and the goldfish!!
meet me behind the old gas plant and make sure the goldfish and the milk are in seperate containers.
Would you like me leave the handcuffs on him?
Right the goldfish and the milk are NOW in separate containers !!!
No............ Jiggles hands need to be free !!!!
What Time........ ?
And can u give me directions via Pubs and speed camera's coz I prefer them that way !!
Straight away ( i need a coffee)
Drive up to the Lusty Lion, turn right at the Randy Fisherman, Left at the Wanking WAlker and go past the Bi Battalion and stop at the SExy Sailor. Park and walk forward 3 yards, ill find you. And hurry up hes squalking about having his privalages withdrawn

1 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

worship

i beg of thee
Thats it ,ive had enough im going to handcuff you r hands behind your back and take away your computer access. And you had better pray she comes through with the good, or your for it!!! mad

mad

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Babe,
I am so sorry.......... don't know anyone who fits your description !!!!
Please be gentle with him !!! (jiggle I mean)

Oh sod it ill settle for the milk and the goldfish!!
meet me behind the old gas plant and make sure the goldfish and the milk are in seperate containers.
Would you like me leave the handcuffs on him?

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

lol

:lol:
oh.. so where will i be but!.... will i be forced to do stuff wink

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he he
Jiggle

OK...........I can offer........ 4 tea bags, half a pint of milk...........2 goldfish and a smelly sock........ any good ??
i dont like tea, the mil would come in handy as we are a bit short , are the goldfish housetrained? keepo the sock im married!!
So what do u want for the safe return of Jiggle ? have tomatoe sauce , can of beans, a few knives and forks, old PC, little red car....... I am running out of idea's here !!
Is that all jiggle is worth to you?
I have him tied to his mouse(well he insisted on handcuffs actually)
Now as i see it your in a position to find me a nice, intelligetn 30 ish year old, male with long hair and his own yellow safety helmet. Must be straight and have large credentials plus a preferance for older women
And hurry up im getting fed up of listening to him winge about not bieng adequately restrained, may have to gag him too
I

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

lol

:lol:
oh.. so where will i be but!.... will i be forced to do stuff wink

wink

he he
Jiggle

OK...........I can offer........ 4 tea bags, half a pint of milk...........2 goldfish and a smelly sock........ any good ??
i dont like tea, the mil would come in handy as we are a bit short , are the goldfish housetrained? keepo the sock im married!!

1 May 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Today In the Express is an article about residents local to Utopia complaining about noise and where cars I thought theyre not moaning too much about what people are getting up to.
But the end of the article has a few little facts......
Wife Swapping originated in the seventies at what used to be called car key parties :shock:
Rubbish, it was alive and well in Roman times, pre Christ

It has been estimated that about 14 couples out of every 100 would like to take part
Mind 98 couples out of 100 would like to win the lottery

Swinging is now so popular it has spawned a large number of magazines,web sites and night clubs (Fancy that eh,swinging websites :shock: )
Someone tell me about the magazines, please

One website dedicated to what swingers call their alternative hobby gets more than 25,000 :shock: hits each day!! (Imagine that eh,popular websites too!! :lol: )
No wonder i get all those , cum shag me, pms per day

Couples often communicate with each other through their own special code. Eh???

I didnt think text or email were exclusive to swingers

1 May 2005

Well its May Day. shouldnt we all be dancing round poles and shaking our body parts to induce fertility??

1 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Nope,
I am wrong again aren't I ?
It says Hijacked not kidnapped.................... lol
How blonde?

No probs. i can arrange for him to be kidnapped - go find the ransom!!! lol

lol

:lol:

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Ok.. heres my 2 cents.... not that anyone probably cares.. but...
I have been an avid campainger for human rights and I am dedicated to the right to free speach....
I also beleive in the right for freedom of expression....
However, when someone expresses views which are oppressive of other people's right to free speach - they sacrifice that right.

So by oppressing my right to say something you don't like because you consider it oppressive, you forfeit your right to free speech? No, didn't think so. People who talk about free speech generally reserve the right to say whatever they like, which is completely missing the point, and at the same time presume to tell others what they can and can't say.
All of which is beside the point. Freedom of speech is not the issue here. This is not a democracy, it's a private website. The owner of said website permits debate, but he doesn't take votes, and I hope he never does. The captain of a ship may listen to arguments and base decisions on the persuasiveness of those arguments, but I've never heard of a captain asking for a show of hands. Mark's the captain of this ship, and you can campaign as much as you like, the only freedoms you're entitled to on here are the ones he grants you, and that includes what you are and aren't allowed to say. That's the reality, like it or lump it. :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :giggle: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Im so glad your better now IP!!!
kiss

kiss

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Waighting for kid to go to sleep.

How old is the child?
She is two and always full of energy and very stubon. She has settled down now at last.
WAit till the kid gets to 24, theres no chance!!

30 Apr 2005

Quote by acetates
well lol tonight i met a couple,only a social first meet,went to a pub not far from me(walking distance) al went extremely well,they both seemed and acted great,the drink flowed and then it was back to my place,the drink flowed again,things got heated,then a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago(i missed match of the day!! )
i feel a bit bad about this but she/he said she was well trimmed so i guess maybe im not so much in the wrong.
the point is did they really expect anyhing from the evening with such a hairy muff??
i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
im rambling a bit now so i'll stop
your thoughts plz??
acetates

Wellif they said she was well trimmed why didnt you ask if she would mind re-triming?

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
I have been on for a little while tonight and it is very slow. Is something going on to noght I dont know about?

Yes everyone else has a life, just not those of us that are on here on a Saturday night!!

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So where we taking this thread? If it's Ireland I can see there being a mutiny amongst the hijackers......
Right, who fancys Australia this time?
well if your taking my thread to Austraila, then i'm gonna have to go with it.. gotta make sure its looked after, and that it gets through customs!!!
Jiggle
You cant go to Australia on your own, you need an adult with you. As your manager i claim the right to accompony you

30 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
Right, who fancys Australia this time?

Who is Australia? and is he hung like a donkey?

30 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
If my car could say anything about me.....then i'd probably have to kill it! (like all the others)

Mine says im not built for speed but can go on and on
That i dont cost much to run
But i stand out in a crown, am unique, colurful and am easily spotted with pleanty of foom for up to 7

30 Apr 2005

Quote by leprechaun
this thread has now been hijacked by the little green whore on tour

This is an irrelevenat comment on a serious thread, will some mod please delete? (joke)

30 Apr 2005

Jiggle
so a pic of your right side it is then!!!!

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
OK Jiggle, I am going to release you now but I will be watching you in the GFZ!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Could i suggest that if you want to really watch him you join the JFK Fan Club?
official membership just 10 pounds per year.
For another 20 pounds ill talk him into setting up a web cam and you can watch him in person!!!
does this mean i have to get shot???
If you dont co operate and leave the management side of things to me - yes.
Just go and practise pseing for your pics

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle

Well the snookers just a red herring. I'm actually trying to catch up with the sleep I missed after chatting to one of your fan club last night.
(god I'm in trouble for that one when she sees it )
Anyway Biggles, just keep the :censored: noise down or I'll turn the heating off in the jacuzzi.
:P :P :P :P :P

giggles.....biggles....... smile

smile

so I've got a fan club?????? when was this set up and how many members are there
and more to the point is thee a membership fee, casue i have not recieved any royalities yet! lol
Jiggle
Artists of whatever sort, dont get royalties from their fan clubs, its their fan club manager that hives that off.
I hearby appoint myself Manager of the Jiggle Fan Club. All applications via PM, please with the requisit joining fee of 10 pounds for the first year, to me
i doubt you'll get even Â£10... lol so what do you get in the membership package.
maybe you should run a "VIP meet with Jiggle" compo
Signed photo
Regular newsletter
First invites to all your gigs

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK Jiggle, I am going to release you now but I will be watching you in the GFZ!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Could i suggest that if you want to really watch him you join the JFK Fan Club?
official membership just 10 pounds per year.
For another 20 pounds ill talk him into setting up a web cam and you can watch him in person!!!