Quote by cuddly-catlin
ohhhhhhhhh is 300andy mine?
yes and dont forget momf
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foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
Straight Female, 76
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Quote by 300andy
well you took it on so i suppose youd best see it through. i reckon youd get a couple of quid for my ravaged body at auction. maybe just for spare parts though
speaking of which is that your arse in your avatar, cos if it is its amazing. if its not its still amazing.
flattery will get you everywhere , yes its mine
i may have someone interested in you see the Bilko sold thread
Quote by easy
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981
Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen.
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off.
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir
I think I need to visit the real world a little more.
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested!
Quote by 300andy
hi folks i'm new here so i thought i'd introduce myself, there. i introduced myself.
you seem like a nice bunch of people on here, and i do love a good chat on the interweb
It is anacient tradition round here (well ive just started it) that all newbies have to deliver themselves to my hands so i can seel them at auction.
Please outline you best attributes so that i can prepare the marketing literature
Quote by ockysweeties
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981
Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well you know what men are like!!!
Anyway someone has show an interest in Mrs ockysweeties, is she up for grabs?
Quote by cuddly-catlin
Thats not fare vodka babe you have two now
If you want two i can delivermomf and look for another one for you? Though of course the cost will increase
Just tell me the model and type you would like and i will see what i can do
mmmm momf and jiggle and ill pay what ever it takes with in reason
momf is no problem i can drop him off anytime
As for jiggle im sure i will reclaim him sometime though it might take while.
I notice Sgt Bilko is around, will he do fo r the time being? I can do you discount on him, he will be ok as long as you keep his hand off the button and ensure hes gagged.l
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
awwwww i read his use by date and thought i could keep him for a while longer
whats the trade in deal
do i get a buy one hunk get one or two free
Trade in two get one or trade in one get 50% off
Canat be fairer than that but all deals subject to a thourough examination to ensure they are in the same condition as when they left me
Quote by Maia
Then you should have bought him in the kidnap thread!! Fraid hes gone (in more than one way at the moment) however i do happen to have another model available, not too haigh mileage and very good runner, see kidnap thread!! All offers considered
Alright, I have missed out on something here, haven't i? Anyway wanna fill me in on this?
Hes gone but momf is still up for grabs if your interested?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/42615.html
Quote by ockysweeties
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981
Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
Quote by guy4fun
dont know who foxylady has tied up now shes reading the papers
but i can hear some grunts coming from her wardrobe
foxylady had me tied up earlier and what an experience that was i can tell you and i do believe she wants to sell me on to a new owner so get bidding !!
im not trying to bribe any of the ladies here but i do come with optional extras including some glasses, some vodka, some coke, some tonic water and some glasses ,
any takers
Your sold!! Be off with you and do what vodka babe tells you!!!
Quote by manofmuchfun
Right....I need some entertainment
I well used male here ....(50).......still very fit and active.........I want 5 goldfish and foxys commission !.............My toys are extra !
Wait your turn!!!!
I need to get guy4fun sorted first. hEs curently tied to my bed (spread egaled) and begging for more. Trouble is people keep expressing an interest and buggering off!!!
I shall deal with you latter
Dont argue , you will only make it diffiuclut for yourself!!
well hurry up...I could be in my box by then..........anyway...I thought I was an end of line sale ?
Quote by manofmuchfun
Right....I need some entertainment
I well used male here ....(50).......still very fit and active.........I want 5 goldfish and foxys commission !.............My toys are extra !
Wait your turn!!!!
I need to get guy4fun sorted first. hEs curently tied to my bed (spread egaled) and begging for more. Trouble is people keep expressing an interest and buggering off!!!
I shall deal with you latter
