Quote by cool4catz
Do any other guys dislike doing it with a dry hand? I almost always prefer to use some form of lubrication even if it's just saliva.
I dont think we wanted to know that!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
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Quote by little gem
you bloody well better not have nicked it young lady!after i dragged my arse back to Haworth on the bus just to keep you entertained with a lacy little apron. i dunno! s'pose i'll have to do me washing up nekkid now won't i?
*sobs*
the things we do to keep you girlies amused, and look at the thanks we get.
n x x x :P
Like you have a choice! :shock: Nekkid it is! Now get on with it! (nekkid is a good look for you neil, although a little more erm... <cough> ... or rather a little less of the school boy look thankyou very much! ;) )
Oooo, and easy sent me piccies of his... pm box that way :arrow: young man!
mmmm, this is the life, Easy ironing, Neil washing up... ahh :smile2: :thumbup: :rascal: all for the cost of 30 goldfish and a tank. All the stealth night fishing and raiding has been soooo worth it!
:smug:
Well Little Gem, you may like to know that I am about to open the showroom up again very soon.
This time ive got Jiggle - back on offer as it seems he disgraced himself with his last owner and new to the showroom , I have Fabio.
Just think what you could do with two more men around the house?
Perhaps you should go and count how many goldfish you have to spend?
Quote by little gem
Awww I love B&Q ! It's sooo cool. Wandering round pondering which job I'm not going to attempt next. Picking colours and wallpapers for the next time I decorate (even though it's only just been done and won't need doing for another couple of years)
Oh and then there is the garden section with all the pretty plants and flowery things.
Mmm, yeah, I do like B&Q! But I don't have a broken pipe or a flood.
((((((hugs))))))) hope it is fixed soon.
Sod all that the only point of a trip to B&Q is to watch the builders at the Trade Counter!!!
I wonder if she know s that hes been prancing round my (virtual) showroom, all morning, wearing nothing but a frilly, white pinny and a yellow hard hat?And showing me his enormous tool !!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by easy
Right I've come for the lampost . Gem says she wants it cutting down and fitting in herfront room so I can dance round it for her drunken girlie parties.
Reduced to a sex object............................. does life get any better. :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh the thought , the thought!!!!!!
Right so if your taking this lampost as it is i must insisit that you wear a yellow hard hat as you carry it away (public liability and all that) or if your thinking of cutting it up here you have to weare the yhh and a frilly white pinny!!!And dont forget to clean up any mess you make!!!
Ill just sit here and watch :evil2: :happy: :evil2: :happy: :evil2: :happy: :evil2:
Quote by manofmuchfun
Nice as it is to waken up and find that someone has taken away my difficult to move stock, I really must insist taht whoevere first bought Easy (was it little gem or dawn?) copmes back and takes away this lamp post as well, that was part of the deal!!!!
Its sat here in the middle of my showroom taking up all the room, please remove imediately
difficult to move ?.........I'll have you know I was a bargain !............I could show the youngsters a thing or two !...........and a fine collection of ...
in my dungeon !Olease go and re read!!! That comment refered to my left over stock at close of business last night, youhad already been sold by then!!!!
And talking of which I still have that damned lamp post here!!
Nice as it is to waken up and find that someone has taken away my difficult to move stock, I really must insist taht whoevere first bought Easy (was it little gem or dawn?) copmes back and takes away this lamp post as well, that was part of the deal!!!!
Its sat here in the middle of my showroom taking up all the room, please remove imediately :x :x :x
Its sat here in the middle of my showroom taking up all the room, please remove imediately
:x :x :x For those of us that play these games, are you sub or dom or do you switch?
Whatever role you prefer, why?
For me im naturally sub. Only done the dom thing over the net (a Yank once offered me $500 to fly over and dominate his, which i thought was a bit cheapstake) and not sure i could carry it off in reall life.
Love the sub thing cos its so far away from real life, no resoponsabilty , n o need to think.
What about you?
Whatever role you prefer, why?
For me im naturally sub. Only done the dom thing over the net (a Yank once offered me $500 to fly over and dominate his, which i thought was a bit cheapstake) and not sure i could carry it off in reall life.
Love the sub thing cos its so far away from real life, no resoponsabilty , n o need to think.
What about you?
Quote by Kinky Lizard
these arent wellies there waders!
wot sort of perv do you think i am..............................
What the buggery bollox you gonna do with that????? :shock:
K I N K Y L I Z A R D
On top of the gas mask of course!!
Callyourself kinky? you dont know the meaning of the word!!!
ok thats it, 7pm and Easy is left on the shelf, (well lampost) till tomorrow.
Im gojng to do a bit of scouting around see who else there is worth kidnaping. If you would like to offer yourself or someone else please leave me a message, also all part exs welcome but they must be in good condition and not too tired!!I Iwill pay a good price to anyone who can capture Sgt Bilko , as i have a buyer waiting!!
As for Easy If you want to make a bid, however low, pleas do so i dont like carrying stock over, oh and ill throw in the lamp post for free!!!
Im gojng to do a bit of scouting around see who else there is worth kidnaping. If you would like to offer yourself or someone else please leave me a message, also all part exs welcome but they must be in good condition and not too tired!!I Iwill pay a good price to anyone who can capture Sgt Bilko , as i have a buyer waiting!!
As for Easy If you want to make a bid, however low, pleas do so i dont like carrying stock over, oh and ill throw in the lamp post for free!!!
Quote by fabio grooverider
i am all seeing and all knowing... plus someone has already texted me!!! lol
so as your final act.. you going to blooming well answer my questions cathy!!!!..... lol
bring it on...........
sean xxxxxxxx
ehm Fabio , bet id get a good price for him at aution!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by easy
Right that's it!
I'm not being sold off as some bargain basement reject.
I'm off for a soak in the jacuzzi bath and to eat chockolate orange ice-cream. :evil:
look mr clever cloggs your handcuffed to a lamp post, be gratefull that i havnt gagged you as well!!!!
and like the rest of the m youll go where your told.
You know ive a good mind to keep you mysefl overnight if your not sold and realy sort you out!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by easy
does easy have a cute bum tho
where is sgt i still need recusing
helpppppppppppp
*runs round in circles trying to check out his own ass*
Your not runing anywhere, your tied to a lampost!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Its no wonder im not getting any bids on you. If i dont get an offer before 7pm im going to leave you here overnight!!
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa:Someone bid please. Even if it's Venus.
Come on come on special end of day sale!! All goods reduced. Who will bid for EAsy? Slightly worn but in good condition for year of manyfacturer!!!
Anyone will do not fussy hwere i send him too,dosnt matter what your preferances are, he cant escape!!(and he knows some big words!!)
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Quote by easy
does easy have a cute bum tho
where is sgt i still need recusing
helpppppppppppp
*runs round in circles trying to check out his own ass*
Your not runing anywhere, your tied to a lampost!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Its no wonder im not getting any bids on you. If i dont get an offer before 7pm im going to leave you here overnight!!
:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: Quote by Jiggle
we runs to the bus stop jumps on the 51, and heads off to rescue Mrs Ocky!
i'll save you!........
Jiggle
Oi you, your back to the showroom for a wash and brush up!!
What the hell have you been up to your filty!!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by cuddly-catlin
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....
jiggle (the clone!) runs in, picks uo ocky and throws her over his shoulders and makes a quick getta way!
Jiggle
Hay hang on a min i havent had my cuddle yet, you cant go until you have given me a big cuddle
:lol: :lol:
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:ohhhhhhhh nice cuddles.
ok you can go rescue ockysweeties now
I wouldnt do that if i was you , she seems quiet happy!!! :twisted:
Quote by ockysweeties
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981
Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen.
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off.
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir
I think I need to visit the real world a little more.
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested!
oh NO!!! i didn't know!!! I was pulled away from the forums and into an msn chat - had I know the lovely ms. foxy was expecting my attentions (and my JD) I would have happily obliged... how can I repent?
Its simple , i have had someone show an interest in mrs ocky, is she available?
