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4 May 2005

Quote by curlee
cameras in phones good or bad idea , they keep evidence thats the problem .

Evidence that assumes a crime and a victim dosnt it?
As long as there is no crime and a victim, just consenting parties , there is nothing but fun to be gained!!
Mine has brought me nothing but peasure!! biggrin

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4 May 2005

Quote by outdoor_games
why go to an adult cinema, u can't wank in a cinema very discreetly, and just imagine all those sticky tissues sticking to your shoes.

Yulck!!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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4 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
foxylady123 what they take off their age they tend to add elsewhere in inches :lol:
Steph
The Cynical

Adding inches is pointless cos they will insist on showing a picture or a cam first.
And the younger ones tend to add years raather than subtract them, dont you agree?

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4 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
What about us poor souls stuck between cuddly and skinny? The cunnies? Or skiddies?

Id recommend a plate of cream cakes and a large bar of chocolate each day for a month, then you wouldnt have a problem!!

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4 May 2005

I disagree, idont think ive ever had a man off here lie to me - well not the ones ive met but of course i wouldnt meet the ones i thought were lieing.
There is just one exception to this, they nearly all have lied about there age, even the most honest have knocked a couple of years off !!! then they say women are vain!!!

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4 May 2005

Like others i would only believe a small percentage of the crap that gains its way into the sensation fueled tabloids. However, if there is some small grain of truth in this article, i think i would prefer my kids (though thank god they are older than teenagerS) to be involved in group sex, (though of course protected as they were alswaus indoctrinated with the need for condoms) than smoking nicotine (they wouldnt have dared!!! mad

) or drinking alcohol to excess.

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4 May 2005

Quote by ellietvslut
i'd rather swallow than have it all over my face (oooops i have said to much )

Agreed!!!

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4 May 2005

Quote by loveblock
hi i wonder if there is sex in the next life, if so do you get the chance again to shag all the people you shagged in this life, there are some people no doubt you would rather not shag again for various reasons. but one of rules is you have to, or you get shaggs at all, what would you do.

Is suicide an option? (joke , very bad one i know)

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4 May 2005

Quote by kinkyluton
It also appears that Londoners just cant abide it when somebody other than them have the edge. Some Londoners have an affinity with Americans in so much as they want to take over the world and his wife. Why do they just have to change things?
They have enough of the proverbial cake as it is now they want their own SH section...yea right
If there is a predominance of northerners here then just live with it
Judy

dont brush everyone from london with what one person from london has said FFS
Ihadnt seen that before, but its got to be a joke,

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: , hasnt it?
How can a district that elects people like Ken Livingstone be thought to be a hot bed of Americanism?Let us not forget that Tony Blair (aka The Poodle) is elected by a norther constituency!!

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4 May 2005

I once placed an ad in the women seeking men section,looking either for london (at the time i was down there quiet a lot on business) or north west area. By far the greatest proportion of replies came from the london area!! Probably about 400 replies from london to about 10 in the north west!! Sort or disproves the theory that there are no pervs in the capital, dosnt it?

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3 May 2005

Quote by O. K.
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Slim, curvy women for me every time, more to the point, do women prefer, men with a beer belly and mustache, sideburns, beard, bad breath, or slim, young, lithe, sweet smelling ??? :happy:

I prefer men with a bit of weight behind them. How else can they deliver a good pounding?
But most of all i need a man with imagination and a brain!!Im afraid the latter is were so many of them fall flat on their face sad

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3 May 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
whats the use in a rabbit they go like the clappers and are finished in three seconds

I know a few men like that!! sad

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3 May 2005

Maybee it is a rabbit with piles?

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3 May 2005

Quote by GaryEdinburgh
OK, I've never been a dedicated follower of fashion. Alright, I wouldn't know fashion if it ran up and hit me with a big stick shouting "I am fashion" but what's with this "trend" for blokes to hair-dos (or don'ts!!!). 3 different colours, 6 layers of gel, wax, clay??? wtf!!
Is this a good thing or has the likes of mens health and GQ warped the minds of the unfair sex?
Or is it really that I'm going bald and grey and getting old so I'm just jealous?
If a lady wants to "spend" Â£100 on her hair then that's her choice but anything more than Â£10 for me would seem a rip-off!
So ladies, does this show that a man cares about his apperance and is to be encouraged or are they just a big girls blouse?

OK, where did youmeet my husband???

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3 May 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Lets be fair, when he has got people like me fighting his corner, its time to take a break!

No, it was when he found he had a person like me "fighting his corner" that he really got worried - terrified!!!!!!!!
Not done his reputation one bit of good!!
Jiggle , be happy and dont let them get you down
xxx

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3 May 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
What is a web cam ?

It's a special device for giving spectators a unique view of Formula One spider racing. biggrin

You obviously havnt seen the same web cams as me!!!
Actually they are a device whereby men put women to sleep over the net. Very useful if the female in question has insomnia at the time

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2 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
Fabio has gone :shock: But I have been out doing a collection cause I didnt think I had enough goldfish and smelly socks to buy him on my own Whoever has him, if you find he is a bit of handfull, then I will make you a good offer)
I am still saving up for Jiggle but will be back later after doing yet another run round the street to find some nice genuine folk who are willing to contribute to the'Buy a Jiggle' fund.

if you sneak me a bar of soap, i might be able to get a copy of the key, and you can then get me for free!!!!
and jsut thing... a life times supply of foot massages!,, a shoulder when you need it.. and a dash blush to look at!
Jiggle

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

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2 May 2005

Quote by marktheminx
Foxy,
Ive managed to rustle up ,
I can also trim your bush and prune your trees if you like....................................
oh an ive just found a red onion

I dont have a bush so thats out!!
You may have notcied that i have a seriouos enquiry from another person who wishes to buy Bilko so if u want the two of them youhad better hurry up and raise something else!!

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2 May 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
i have a jiggle clone already :D :D

OK take Bilko then, hes getting on my nerves with his quips - didnt think id have to put up with him for so long and he keeps pressing all the buttons!!

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2 May 2005

Someone, off here, once told me he thought i was going to shatter the windows!!!! redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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2 May 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
is fabio still up for auction?
and can he paint lol
might bid on him if he can

No sorry Fabio has gone, but jiggle can paint!!

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2 May 2005

Quote by marktheminx
That's good.... i heard Bilko was good with animals.................................
Ile have to get back to you on the price, ile sneak a look in Mrs minxes purse............
call u later

Well hes been a mod on here for a long while so i guess he must have a a certain way with animals!!
Price dosnt have to be in coinage, can be in goods or services

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2 May 2005

Quote by marktheminx
Who's the strongest. :sparring:
Who's the longest...... :censored:
and being deaf would be a distinct advantage!!!!!!!!

I would suggest you take Bilko and jiggle, im having slight technical problems with the other model.
Would you like to make me an offer?

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2 May 2005

Quote by marktheminx
Mrs Minx is always giving me a hard time over the chores i dont do!!!!
How much for the both of them......................
anything to please the minxess

There are 3 of them!! Which 2 had you in mind?

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2 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle
trust me... i am nowhere near as popular as jiggle or sgt bilko to be put up for auction......
so can i take myself out of the auction please...
sean xxxxxxxx

you have been kidnapped like the rest of us... you have no choice in the matter!!!
your stuck with us!.. and dont you dare pinch all the cookies.. its gotta last us!
foxy has us on rations
Jiggle
Yes thats right, rations...............................energy rations................just in case u dont sell!! lol

:lol: :lol:

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2 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
trust me... i am nowhere near as popular as jiggle or sgt bilko to be put up for auction......
so can i take myself out of the auction please...
sean xxxxxxxx

Nope not allowed, you have been kidnapped and you have (willingly rotflmao

) signed the consent form!!!
Remember what happened to Easy, the minute the showroom doors were closed he was snapped up, and hes all so happy now!! Go back to answering your email, ill tell you when your needed.

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2 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
How do you lot know that the mods aren't on strike? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :wink:

I'm beginning to wonder wtf's going on.
You mean you noticed things weren't right ! innocent

noticed that years ago , thats why i keep coming back!!! :twisted:

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2 May 2005

Quote by little gem
I'll pass, my last purchase is rather more demanding than the previous one.
As I gave up bidding on a piece of jiggle to purchase Neil I think he might be rather put out if suddenly place Jiggle in the same cupboard as him.
I think for now my collection is demanding far too much time of me to be able to expand it sucessfully.
<Easy> Put that lampshade down, it is NOT edible! FFS!
Oh I have to go, Neil is complaining now about Easy hogging his dancing place around the lamp post. :roll:

Oh dear, sounds like you have your hands full !!! :mrgreen:
Still if you want to do the 2 for 1 trade in , I will be happy to help!!
b]STOP PRESS
Afte much effort , i now have Sgt Bilko in the showroom and for sale. Found him loitering outside and kidnapped him. So here he is!! CAn be purchased seperately or as part of the job lot..
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Just make me an offer!!

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2 May 2005

Quote by Jiggle

Well Little Gem, you may like to know that I am about to open the showroom up again very soon.
This time ive got Jiggle - back on offer as it seems he disgraced himself with his last owner and new to the showroom , I have Fabio.
Just think what you could do with two more men around the house?
Perhaps you should go and count how many goldfish you have to spend?

oh.. so i'm in the running bid against Fabio.. i best plead my case why you should purcahce me over fabio!
So who wants to make a bid?
I have FAbio here ready, will ing and ready to go, also Jiggle ready, willing and as like, gone!!!
Which one does anyone want? Or i could do discount on the two?

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2 May 2005

Quote by J3diMast3r
Can be either depending on who and the situation but neither more sub nor more dom ... I guess with more practice and experience I'd determine which I prefer most.
Funny though, I always associated the sub/dom question more with the fetish scene than swinging ...

It is possible to do both!! biggrin

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