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foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
Straight Female, 76
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Quote by bluexxx
Now any chance you could do the same with all the other morons floating around here lately?:roll:
Oh I'd love to... any excuse to ban a few morons :twisted:
How about if we all get down on our knees and beg?
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: Quote by Sexysteph
Does anyone and I mean anyone hold a fecking score card? What does it matter how many people are shagging who - it's their business - provided no one gets hurt and it's between consenting adults.
It's also about D I S C R E T I O N
Just my opinion
Steph
Actually, i think your right!!
But then i agree with Ice Pie (again) so clearly im loosing it!!!!
:loon: :loon: :loon: Quote by guy4fun
Looking to order some flowers tomorow morning for my girlfriend from the florists up the road, does any 1 know if they will deliver the same day ?
i really dont believe this
in the real world if the florist is up the road as in local why not pop in ask if they deliver same day if not buy them there and then . :doh:
:banghead:Darling sweet and wonderful as you are,(there goes your streeet cred, hehe) i think your missing the point totally!! Flowers that are deliverd by the florist are far more of a gift, so much special. Rather than the bunch of dandelions you picked up on your last job!!!
:therethere: :blast: :therethere: Quote by thisisme
Cameras in phones are great! All sorts of filthy pics to be taken. Just got to be careful you don't leave any incriminating ones on there when your mates start playing with your phone in the pub!
Or send picture messages to the wrong person!ops:
Or worse still if you loose your phone - yes it happened to me!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by fabio grooverider
If ever a thread needs locked and/or deleted then this surely is it?
please don't look it.. can we at least have the hi-jack brigade in first.... pretty please???????
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
more importantly let him go and order my flowers before you lock it!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put into it
They will be telling us next that life is fair........................................its not!!!
The only part of life that is fair is death = you dont have tp pay for it lol
That dosnt maake it fair by any means!! some suffer more than others, some go younger , and its not fair
Quote by bishabasha
Well shes bloody arkward. We both like different things when it comes to clothes and shoes and stuff. wen ever i point some thing out i like shes gives me a funny look ! so i dont know about the voucher idea becuase she shops in all different places and tends to go for the cheapy shops !
Thats easy then, any high street store!!
Quote by bigDewi69
I was trying to nap, but the whoosh of new mail in my inbox notified me that I wasn't going to get any chance of a kip. Besides which, if I do I'll have nightmares of women beating me for not saying they're all 21.
Perhaps you should hide behind the sofa!!!
What happens if they bring the vacuum round?
It will cut you up into tiny pieces and wizz all your insides around for eternity!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tell mummy that if i have to keep this conversation up for much longer im going to charge her a babysitting fee!!
Ok ok, I can take a hint.
bigDewi slouches off to bed, comfort blanket in hand and armed with a rolling pin to defend against sadistic middle aged women pushing vacuum cleaners.
Well thats me out of the frame, i never wild a vacum cleaner, i have someone to do it for me.
Nite nite sleep tight!!
xxx
Ps dont forget to clean your teeth
Quote by bigDewi69
I was trying to nap, but the whoosh of new mail in my inbox notified me that I wasn't going to get any chance of a kip. Besides which, if I do I'll have nightmares of women beating me for not saying they're all 21.
Perhaps you should hide behind the sofa!!!
What happens if they bring the vacuum round?
It will cut you up into tiny pieces and wizz all your insides around for eternity!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tell mummy that if i have to keep this conversation up for much longer im going to charge her a babysitting fee!!
Quote by bigDewi69
ok so you nicely and diplomatically dug yourself out of that hole you dug!!
Umm, I'm going to jump right back in it and ask when was I digging?
Get your mum to explain it to you
PS im not usually this obnoxious - ask Fabio!!
I believe you, my brain's still getting over the shock of my afternoon exam. If you'd like to leave it a message, it'll get back to you as soon as it can
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, now you got me feeling all sorry for you!! I thought it was Sats next week!!
Quote by fabio grooverider
cameras in phones good or bad idea , they keep evidence thats the problem .
Mine has brought me nothing but peasure!!
Are we talking about the camera or vibrate mode?
Yes it vibrates!!!
Yes my avatar was done on my mobile phone
Anymore questions?
can i take some when i finally meet you then??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sorry... did i say that out loud?????
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: sean xxxxxxxxxxx
yes sean you did and your a twat!!!
Quote by bigDewi69
What about us poor souls stuck between cuddly and skinny? The cunnies? Or skiddies?
Id recommend a plate of cream cakes and a large bar of chocolate each day for a month, then you wouldnt have a problem!!
I'm trying to head the opposite way after spending 10 years being the heaviest in all my groups of friends at one time or another. I'm aiming for a 6 pack after years with a keg.
6 packs are so , so boring. merely show a desire to conform
Quote by bigDewi69
What's the point lying about your age? Not as if someone's going to decline a shag because the other persons a few years older/younger than their criteria. Im 22, sound 42 and can look 16 after a shave.
Actually they would, well i would but then id also decline if i found or suspected that you had been lying to me
Quote by Sexysteph
Sometimes - Depends on what they call VWEor VVWE.. The younger ones in the chatroom get cute and ask how old do you want me to be? As if
Personally I find Cam unsatisfying I reckon I am more tactile and prefer hands on measuring. :wink: :wink:
Steph
Dont do catrooms so cant comment (deliberate mistake)
Cans are boring as hell, once you have seen one you have seen them all!!
