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foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
Straight Female, 76

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Quote by Sharif
Late too the party as always,
But to play devils advocate, would you be as considerate towards a husband that was cheating on his wife Steph
xxx

Good question, and there have been a few similar cases, but involving males, in the past, but one in particular stands out in my mind, and he bless him never got "fogiven and understod", mainly cos non of the sh rightious minority ever listened!!
Sounds like a typical male reaction to me!!!!
Bet he has a month off for "man flu" though!!!
Ive got a battery one, and it too is much better than anything from Ann summers - no timer on it!!! biggrin :D :D :D
Also have you tried just a spot of mint tootpast before you use it for its alternative purpose??
It certainly enhances the experience
Yes another birthday!!
RickRoper is * * today (i will let him say just how young he is!!!)
Happy bithday Rick , and enjoy your day, whereever it may lead you!!!
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Quote by bluexxx
You posted exactly the same message in LMU. Please do not do this , it makes the place look scruffy rolleyes

Actually Blue , its my fault he posted in both sections. Initally he posted in LMU and i suggested to him that he would get more replies in the Cafe.
So sorry about that my fault for making the place untidy!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Ive always fancied, in a swimming pool , but not a public one obviously, or on the bonnet of jaguar car, but doubt anyone would want my weight on such a vehicle!!
Smoknin jim is right
dont take it too seriously, dont count on passing and dont make any arrangements for driving anywhere afterwards!! Remeber most people fail first time and that dosnt make them bad drivers.
The deep breathing works but practise it in advance, breath in slowly hold and release.
Dot do what i did at one of my tests, and when the examiner ask you to read the number plate of the car over there, dont say, "which car"!!
Good luck
Quote by gemini16
Hi all -
OMG it's another newbie...!!
Just briefly de-lurking to say hello... I've been reading the forum for a few days, and it looks like excellent fun - and some very thoughtful and considerate people in here too.
(not like those rude folk over there in the Photo Ads... ooohhh... naughty people! wink
)

You clearly have not been reading the forum very well then!!! lol
I thought this thread was wonderful...
I'm frankly awazed at myself, posting on a "swingers" site, when frankly I haven't too much of a clue what I'm doing here - other than that I know I have a tremendous attraction to experiment with the idea, and that at some point I'm probably going to have to stick more than my toe in the water (as it were... euphemistically :-)
I'm frankly somewhat terrified by the idea, but also very drawn to it... and I have a feeling of "now or never" (how did you folks feel when first getting involved?)
(Of course, posting in a forum is not exactly a radical step, but - well it's a start.
I'm not yet at the point of posting images of my genitalia on the photo-ads...
:shock: )Thank god for that , there are more than enough of them already there!!
I'm a currently single guy, who has had plently of good sex in good monogamous relationships (just like you're "supposed" to... in that mainstream world, in which all my friends are now getting married and having kids)
But yet... somehow there has always been something unfulfilled in terms of experimentation, opportunity for other encounters... that just doesn't seem to "fit" in the mainstream idea of relationship.
To be honest, I think that it can kill a relationship, if you're secretly resenting it for the loss of freedom. (Anyone else know what I'm banging on about?) Banging on about, ooohhhh, i like that pun!!!!
How on earth you reconcile the need for relationship with the need for sexual freedom - well maybe some of you know rather better than me?!Are you trying to say that its not possible to have sexual freedom and a relationship?If so i have news for you!!
Well I said I was going to be brief, but I think I've rambled on a bit... sorry!
Toe now firmly inserted in water... (or mouth?) Ehm!!!
All the best
gemini biggrin

Anyway hope you get out of SH what you want , if you know what that is?
FULL NAME: Foxy Lady 123
COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: havn’t got any on
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: silence
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: no its bad for you
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: sticky toffee puding
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: bright pink
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: looks outside.. .dull and overcast
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: A customer
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: hair and if they have a hard hat on
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS: guess I must do
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY great!!
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: water
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: good wine or G&T or real ale
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: pass, all sport is pointless
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: black or blonde
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: no preferance
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: no
18. SIBLINGS: nope im an original!!
19. FAVORITE MONTH: every month is fun
20. FAVORITE FOODS: fresh bread
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Kingdom of Heaven
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: All days have this potential
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Sunday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: nope
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: No , no , no , no, no but its nutrisious
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: dont like ice cream, too cold
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: YES!!!
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: some dirty perv!!!
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: the person I most want to
32. SMOKE:as in nicotine, no vile habit!!!
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: one on medieval warfare and economics
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING don’t do alarms!!
35. FAVE SOAP : don’t use it, just oils
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: life
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: pass
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: I hate popcorn
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: salt and vinegar
41. FAVORITE CAR: range rover
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: im allergic
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: which key ring, I have 3?
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: only with 2 balls
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Sunday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: either but prefer Rose
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Went out for a meal
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: nope
49. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: carry on listening to this guy who is cyber fucking me
50. FANCY A SHAG: of course!!!! bring your own hard hat.
Quote by Horous
There is a very simple answer - Dont Watch TV!!
There are other ways of passing the time lol

I have abandoned the TV in favour of SH, but I do hate that FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John
smile
What frog?
See abandon the tv properly and you wouldnt have a clue, i havnt!!!
Quote by westerross
Interesting question - the 'intimacy' thing. ...................... But usually you'd expect it to be the preserve of a one on one, which occurs less frequently in the context of swinging.

does it?? confused
That must be where im going wrong then!!! rolleyes
Quote by equi-princess
Its really good Breezer..... shows that you have really put some thought into it and are letting people have an insight into yr mind.........
equi-princess xxx

You mean his mind is all rectangular bits?
Having met a few professional footballers, socially, i thought they were all total Wankers!!
Ok call me cynical ,but it all makes me wonder why the poor woman was pre judged in the first place!!!
confused
Quote by anothersharron
hahahaha sorry if i new you had money on me i could of stayed away and we could of shared the money
kiss

What makes you think the bet was for money?
Quote by anothersharron
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup:

Ah well , ive lost that one.................................................................................i h ad mmoney on you never coming back here!!! sad :( :( :(
Cheers Sharon!!
Forget the vegaetables aisle and hang out round the toiletries aisle, at least themn we will know your clean!!
Quote by little gem

One of my class actually believes he is a Jedi. FFS Get fecking real. :shock: mad
Oh and yes, I hate small puppies and kittens too :x
Gem. - in a really bad mood. Grrrrrr! lol

So who says he isnt a Jedi? Have you got proof?
I am happy to belive that all the kids i have had the pleasure(?) of working with today actually originated from another planet!!! Just wish they would sod off back there!!!!
Sorry De. Sade, i have nothing remotely intelligent to add to this thread!!
Oh forgot to say, i love puppies and dittens, if anyone knows where i can get a job working with them (wihtout years and years of study) that pays decent money, please contact me immediately!!!
Workman look would do it for me.
You know the sort of thing, yellow , hard hat (of course), jeans with your tool hanging out ( rolleyes imenat ruller or hammer or something) checked shir and of course workmans bum peeping out!!
Quote by Jags
Going through their questionaire, I don't know anyone who can give blood....including me !

I can and do - I've given over 90 donations ..no, I'm not THAT old but I used to give plasma donations in the days when human plasma was used, and that attracts the equivalent of 2 pints of blood.
At least we haven't done what the Americans used to do - pay for blood. But, of course, it's all OK cos they speak English, don't they??
:P
They speak english? Really? Well you learn something every day!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by anothersharron
hi all im sharron (34) im bi and love sex i do have a partner but hes not in to sex so im here alone without his concent i hope i dont upset anyone on here as im going behind my partners back. im looking for single males or couples for no string fun im from north nottinghamshire area evil

Now lets go right bacvk to the begining, where in sharons first post does she say she is asking for anyones opinion?
She merely seeks to introduce herself!!
So why are so many, so egar to tell her what they think? Because this is a swingers site does that give us a right to tell others our opinions about their personal cirumstances?
In real life I cant abide smoking, however if im introduced to someone who smokes I dont immediatley launch an attack on their vile habbit. Only if they light up in my vacinity will i politely ask them to move their poision out of my air space. Why cant people behave like that on here? Saying hi to someone dosnt necessarily mean you condon what they are doing, but if they arent hurting you why subject them to your opinions?
Bullying is abhorant , regardless of its cyber or real life and only serves to make those that are doing it look small minded and repulsive.
As for the debate about Sharon being real or someones creation, who cares? The result is the same.
Please not this post is not ddirected at any one person in particular
Quote by the_Laird
No its not died, they are still rolling in!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

Lucky you.........I've had one!!! (a rather nice one but still only one all the same!!!!!)
the Laird
Would you like me to send you some of mine????
You can have Big Willy from glasgow or the seamen home on leave or the ........................................well take you pick really, whichever you want!!!
All names and places changed to protect the not so innocent!!
Mind you i must admit some have been interesitng , some fun and one or two have actualy been inteligent............................................................. and your not having any of those!!!
Quote by PoloLady
Hell!.... I shagged a Tax Inspector from the ILR once - so who am I to be fussy about people's jobs :grin:
Edit - I would have been worried if he wanted money off of me :shock:

OMG thats awfull (lol)
Worse even than an accountant!!!!!!!!
Quote by bigDewi69
Being a typical Tausaurean (or however you spell it - im sure someone out there with nothing else to worry about will be only too pleased to tell me) I always refuse!!

You called? lol
It's actually just Taurus, like Gemini, Aries etc, it doesn't have a descriptive thingy (think it's called an adverb?? confused )
Actually your wrong.
The word i meant is Taurean , which can be either noun or adjective dependant on it use!!
some one else pm'd me with the correct spelling (thanks Breezer), and ive just checked it with an online dictionary.
So BigDewi hope this information helps you with your Alevel exams
xxx
Quote by freckledbird
biggrin :D :D :D

Over here we call that gloating, not a particularly endearing characteristic, in my opinion!!