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gemini16
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Shetland Islands

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Quote by Maia
No no no, they are not large, just average size. What I mean by national geographic like is that they are not perky sticky out there and definitely will not pass the pencil test...would pendulous be a better description? National geographic in the sense that my breasts resemble more of the tribal women's sometimes featured in the journal

I remember those images of tribal women very well -
they are indelibly imprinted on my brain.
As a young boy, that was just about the only image I had of semi-naked women (God bless National Geographic! Nothing if not educational...).
They were highly erotic, as I recall (to a naive 7-year-old, and probably still today)...
so you're in good company, Maia.
Be pendulous and proud smile
Can you can carry a jug of water on your head too? wink
Anyway, I'm relieved to hear that they are not national landmarks -
it's too late to dig out my OS maps tonight.
Quote by Maia
rather than the ones on the cover of those ghastly NUTS or whatever it is called magazine..

For ages I thought that was a mag about wholefood :wink:
Is that the one in the ads ("don't expect any help..") where the useless chauvinistic bloke ignores the woman who is clearly either too intimidated or too depressed to leave him?
Makes you think, this thread.
Being turned down for being too young...
ahhh.... I think the days when I was in any danger of that are dwindling fast :violin:
Please could one of you ladies reject me because I'm too young... it would cheer me up immensely :cry:
Quote by Maia
heee hee didn't say there was anything wrong with them biggrin They're jsut national geographic-like,,, lol :lol:

Maia - I'm intrigued by this description...
are you implying that they are large enough to be featured in National Geographic as natural features of the landscape? Do they have contour lines? wink
(I'm now considering a subscription to national geographic)
Davej -
Hotcrumble with coldcustard
- else you haven't lived smile
x-man - how are the pills - kicking in yet?
Can you seethem startingtowork?
Quote by midlandsman1970
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and did you know there is a couple of Twatt's in Shetland and Orkney!

I think I've met them wink
Seriously - I've been to Twatt -
I drove all the way across Orkney specially (how sad is that?)
When I got there, the reality was a bit of a let-down.
A bit cold, wet and boggy.
It's a tough life, in Twatt...
(PS - I'm just between Cock Heads and Cum Hag Wood)
Quote by Dawn_Mids
...all the buttons look so similar rolleyes

story of my life... redface
Quote by westerross
Even Cadburys don't make chocco thighs like that!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Maybe they should!
mmmm... tasty.... wink
Quote by SXBOY
no it was a professional undertaken survey

Raises the question - who was stood there with a stopwatch?
(one hell of a job... professional sex timer)
Quote by tallnhairy
Sorry it is just you ;)

I fancied Tim more than Hal, to be honest... biggrin
He seems to be lifting the rear wheels about 6 inches off the ground -
who needs a trolley-jack? wink
Quote by cu3b4ll
wasn't there a talking computer called... um... Hal?

Tim wink

Oh My God - it had four breasts...!!!
(no wonder I remembered its name ;-)
...oops, no I see I didn't...
ah well - who was Hal then? )
2001 A Space Odyssey

Sh*t - that one looks a bit like a breast too :shock:
or is it just me...?
please someone tell me it isn't just me....?
hello...? redface
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Its my Birthday on Thursday :smug:

10... 9... 8... 7.... 6.... 5... 4... 3.... 2....1...
May I be the first to say:
Happy Birthday Clare !!!!
wave
Quote by anothersharron
so how long as it been since you had sex :giggle:

The same length as it was before...? biggrin
(sorry...)
Sounds like the dog's brain and his brain are basically the same...
(except that dogs have affection and loyalty)
How did this guy get to be boss of anything?
Quote by smokerjim
BASTARD! I won't be able to sleep tonight mad :x :x :x

Neither will I, after that computer with 4 multi-coloured mammaries... called Tim?!
Maybe it's just as well the 70s are over :cry:
Quote by cu3b4ll
wasn't there a talking computer called... um... Hal?

Tim wink

Oh My God - it had four breasts...!!!
(no wonder I remembered its name ;-)
...oops, no I see I didn't...
ah well - who was Hal then? )
Quote by smokerjim
No what was creepy, was the geezer that fronted it - even at age 6 I got a creepy vibe! :scared: bolt


"Now then children, after we have slaughtered the mouse, we dance around in a circle like this..."
Quote by Dino.
The double deckers on a saturday morning ,, fab
and does anyone remember The tomorrow people ? i loved that biggrin

The double deckers...
Oh Jesus yes...
my first ever sexual crush, at age 6
(there was this cute dark-haired one with a teddy bear -
first time I ever experienced true longing...
wanted to sweep her off her feet...
and off that stupid bloody bus!)

The Tomorrow People were great too...
wasn't there a talking computer called... um... Hal?
Mr Ben was very kinky, I think, in a wonderfully British repressed sort of way.
All that secret dressing up... then returning to respectable life in a suit and tie.
Didn't really turn me on at the time though... only subsequently ;-)
(Trying to think what other programmes I found impossibly erotic at age 7,8,9...)
But am I the only one who found this kind of sinister? :
Next time he's feeling ill, just say:
"Really? My dog died of that... "
and walk away shaking your head sadly rolleyes
Quote by KitKat
Welcome Gemini, do you put your good sex in the past down to good technique, or good partners? :twisted:

Good memory biggrin
Quote by KitKat
Wasn't bad was it? after that - I reading it I wanted to shag him! :shock:

open to ideas, you know wink
ask me again after I've dealt with this big cat situation...
Now, anyone got a tin opener?
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Hello.
By now all the big cats in the jungle are wandering around licking their lips. Hope you've got a big gun.

:shock:
Here kitty.... nice puss....
gulp...
bolt
Quote by SunBunny
Gemini....
You will go far my friend. Next step the knees, and by friday you may even be neck-deep in the SH pools of pleasure. You just never know....

mmmmmmm..... cool

Thanks everyone for those wonderful replies -
what a bunch of kind ladies and gentlemen wink
gemini16
(neither 16 inches, years, nor shoe size...)
Quote by duncanlondon
Anyone in a wank club must be a private member.

I went to the wank club but there was noone there...
apparently I came too early lol
(I'll get me coat...)
bolt
Quote by Happy Cats
And his other cousin - Well Hung Low!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

And his brother One Hung Low
And his seven cousins with the pointy hats - Hi Ho...
Quote by Happy Cats
How high is a chinaman?

I know his brother Lo Hi... lol
Quote by dambuster
Now then gemini16. That wasn't nearly half as hard as you thought it might be - Was it?

oooo no, the water is nice and warm smile
Hi all -
OMG it's another newbie...!!
Just briefly de-lurking to say hello... I've been reading the forum for a few days, and it looks like excellent fun - and some very thoughtful and considerate people in here too.
(not like those rude folk over there in the Photo Ads... ooohhh... naughty people! wink )
I thought this thread was wonderful...
I'm frankly awazed at myself, posting on a "swingers" site, when frankly I haven't too much of a clue what I'm doing here - other than that I know I have a tremendous attraction to experiment with the idea, and that at some point I'm probably going to have to stick more than my toe in the water (as it were... euphemistically :-)
I'm frankly somewhat terrified by the idea, but also very drawn to it... and I have a feeling of "now or never" (how did you folks feel when first getting involved?)
(Of course, posting in a forum is not exactly a radical step, but - well it's a start.
I'm not yet at the point of posting images of my genitalia on the photo-ads...
:shock: )
I'm a currently single guy, who has had plently of good sex in good monogamous relationships (just like you're "supposed" to... in that mainstream world, in which all my friends are now getting married and having kids)
But yet... somehow there has always been something unfulfilled in terms of experimentation, opportunity for other encounters... that just doesn't seem to "fit" in the mainstream idea of relationship.
To be honest, I think that it can kill a relationship, if you're secretly resenting it for the loss of freedom. (Anyone else know what I'm banging on about?)
How on earth you reconcile the need for relationship with the need for sexual freedom - well maybe some of you know rather better than me?!
Well I said I was going to be brief, but I think I've rambled on a bit... sorry!
Toe now firmly inserted in water... (or mouth?)
All the best
gemini biggrin