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gingerminge38
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Essex

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I'm pretty new here and just picking up on the way things work... To be honest one post ain't gunna get you anywhere.. Dogging is a bit hush hush.. You can be robbed,busted or just plain dupted... My advice, and it's not worth much is hang around and then it might happen... I'm in Essex too.. It's quiet.. I know of one couple around here (please don't ask) but that's it... Stick around and as I say it will all fall into place... cool
I'm in Southend... Looking for contacts male (I'm straight) or female in or around my area.. I'm happy to view only.. Not pushy or easily shocked... cool
Quote by earthchild

does my bum look big in this?
The guy on the right touching his bollox with his mouth open is saying " that's the last time I go for the world record peasant phucking record"
It's when the pm's stop you need to worry... ! I received a pm the other day asking if I was a woman... Look hey I know the nick's a bit confusing what with having the word minge in it, but those pants ! Would a girl wear those ? I think not.... :shock:
Oh dear ! Sounds like you're having a bad day? Isn't this just the down side of having a nice picture of your bum on public display ? Remember some here don't type so good... Copy and paste is their only hope...
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To be a boring twat, the reason why most women prefer the "rugby type guy", (for one night stands anyway) goes back to the sub-concious primeveal temprel side of the brain which controls the female urge to reproduce with males that offer her young the best form of protection available, (ie physical presence and stature).
When our brains were forming the ability to think and communicate, we represented sexual attraction (in its most primitive form the chance that a partner will give his inherited genetics to your offspring) with the "Alpha Male" of whichever sub-group we inhabited and were part of!! The "alpha male" testorone pheromone will always be more appealing as is genetically more alluring that those that posses other sematotypes.
This is unfortunately why many women pick muscles over brains, brawn over intelligence, and egotisticall wankers over us great guys lol :lol: :lol:
there is study being made at present in Boston University that is researching wether this trend is evolving and women are starting to be "reprogrammed" to find conversation, intellectual supremecy and financially linked career possibility more arousing

Also I read recently that women using the contraceptive pill have an hormonal imbalance that makes them far more likely to be attracted to physically larger men than she otherwise might have been. This of course is not a problem in sexual terms because she gets what she wants. However, in other areas these men may not be able to make her emotionally happy. The trouble really starts when she stops taking the pill (often by then she has his children) and her hormones go back to normal levels. She will lose the desire for this type of man and possibly seek other male types. Natural selection is being increased by this process and smaller male types look marked for extinction.
I won't make anymore comments on the subject. My point, if missed is pointless. I'm not going to go over old ground anymore... biggrin
Quote by pnelad
just like to get womens views on a circumsised cock
do they prefer it or nit ?

I have preference my self... Are you thinking about having one ? It hurts lots I've heard...
Yer always, always copy n paste ! A good free prog is hxxp://
Using this is much better than ms clipboard... cool
I've been around a bit in my time on the net (hey I'm middle aged) and I remember the essence of good manners long before they became entwined in HTML. I'm no greener. Heard it all,been there done that.. I take the piss as good as I get.... I'm not at all offended by any remarks left about me... As I said before if someone doesn't like my pitch and leaves a remark it's a free bump... And being a single guy (by choice I might add) any publicity is good publicity... So my long and drawn out point is ?..... This isn't just my opinion, it's seems sometimes remarks that are veiled as humour are not actually intended as such... Once again I'm not concerned about the opinions of others, but some other newbies are intimidated by the tactics of a small hand full of members.. As to their motives I have no idea... I'm new to the so called "swinging" game and it's history is awash with nostalgia. In my humble opinion the values are inherent to all humans and not at all solely owned by any particular group of people. We are all mortal and take comfort in our everyday experiences with others that share the same sense of wonder and fear of life and death... We yearn to interact with others.. It's genetic.. We have space age gadgets but the slightly upgraded brains and genitals of monkeys.. It's not swinging it's just being nice to each other... Somewhere in the bible (I don't believe most of it) it says" treat others as you would like to be treated"... This in fact was the basic belief of many religions long before the main stream religions took it's arguably inept hold over many parts of the so called civilized world. So If you wouldn't like it done to you ? Don't do it !
Yep he had real lucky break there ! I would have loved for that to happen to me at 15 for sure... wink
Yep he had real lucky break there ! I would have loved for that to happen to me at 15 for sure... wink
I'll give you a free bump ! (not in the real sense you understand).. Good luck in your search !
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No mate ! They mean no harm ! Look at me for example ! I've been told I'm a minger ! My pants suck ! I'm middle aged and lucky to have got there ! I'm a tw*t ! (and that was a mod)... But am I bitter ........ ? No I love the abuse it makes me feel welcome.... It's a better thing to be noticed than to be ignored... Plus you get your thread bumped ! (you can't bump your own...You'll get told off !! ) All in all it's a very nice place and I'm sure you'll get used to the banter..... biggrin

Oh shut up you minging middle aged, silly pant wearing twat!!! :shock: :shock: confused :? lol :lol: :lol:
Welcome to the forum lel7. Remember, we all felt like we were intruding when we first started here, but just throw yourself into it and enjoy yourself!! :? :? :? :? :?
really seriously laughed out loud when i read that and spilt a bit of coffee, Sgt Bilko that was good, very good, i will look out for your posts from now on a compliment from me is rare, i am a sarcy, baahh humbug, robe wearing bastard usually!!
Hey this guy is funny ! I literally p*ssed my self laughing !!! Are you a stand-up comedian ? Or perhaps a script writer for a well known TV sit-com ? Last of the summer Wine Perhaps ?
I worked for about a month making coat hangers... I was 17 and had to leave my job at the time of dispatch riding (it got too cold). So the coat hangers it was... Foooking boring ain't the word... Time travel... I'm not that worried what period I go back or forward to as long as I don't have to work ! I wanna be rich ! Give me the Money !!
Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness (also from Hitch Hikers Guide)....
We shudder in direct relativity to the matter released. A more mathematical explanation would look like this :
Matter = m
Fitness of recipient = c
Shudder is E squared... (2)
So if C is high then m is relative to shudder 2
It's as simple as E=mc²
No mate ! They mean no harm ! Look at me for example ! I've been told I'm a minger ! My pants suck ! I'm middle aged and lucky to have got there ! I'm a tw*t ! (and that was a mod)... But am I bitter ........ ? No I love the abuse it makes me feel welcome.... It's a better thing to be noticed than to be ignored... Plus you get your thread bumped ! (you can't bump your own...You'll get told off !! ) All in all it's a very nice place and I'm sure you'll get used to the banter..... biggrin
I'll bring the White Lightening Cider !! I'll open me tailgate so you can hear me subby booming some mp3's I stole from Kazaa... I won't bring rubbers cos I always blow them up for a laugh outside the Burger van we can't afford to eat at. Ps I'm low on petrol cos we like to sniff it so please bring a can or I'll be late home and my mum will have to get out off bed and leave a "john" alone in the caravan bedroom and he might find the Skunk hidden under the inflatable mattress..
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If you're sex life's gone home completely (I know this isn't in every case) then you have nothing to lose. It's like when your a kid and you get a new toy. For a while you won't let anyone touch it. After a while you might let your mates play with it but not take it home for the evening. There is a strong element of risk and trust.

i like it gingerminge good analogy, i thought by your previous posts (i wass pissed when i joined the site etc) and the fact you caused a mini tornadoe ref the unbanning thing on here that you would be a nightmare, but you seem quite intelligent :shock: preconception can be the undoing of civilisations.
Anyway nice to meet you (via the SH intradotweb thingy)
Well it was news years eve so I had good excuse to get wasted.. Had to stay home because my dog is so afraid of fireworx... Grrrrrrrrr mad O
If you're sex life's gone home completely (I know this isn't in every case) then you have nothing to lose. It's like when your a kid and you get a new toy. For a while you won't let anyone touch it. After a while you might let your mates play with it but not take it home for the evening. There is a strong element of risk and trust.
That's power thing going on there ! Made note to start phony company... Funny you should mention it though because I've heard membership renewal is going to based on a similar principal... Suck good save $$$ ? wink
If you use Firefox as a browser instead of IE it's much safer. Microsoft is due to release a new browser soon because so many users are moving away... IE is okay in shallow water, ie the sites that well regulated but if you're going for mp3/ringtones/smut then go for Firefox or Opera... A nice free program to clean your cache is:
hxxp://
Yep been there done that.. But it worse if you actually meet them... ! Met one where the pic was her but in another life...