Single female, been here a couple of months now and it strikes me that the majority of the 'couples' here are actually just single blokes whose wife/partner has conveniently lost interest. Now I'm not bothered if you're a married bloke looking for a bit of fun, I've had many husbands over the years and none of them were mine! But please, just be honest about it - you're more likely to get an invite to visit if you don't start off any friendship we may develop on a bed of lies. I'm way too old to play silly games, I'm just here for a good time 😊

Just a couple of edits after my original attempt at a profile. Sometimes I'm busy, I'll read your message but I may not reply straight away. I do try and reply to everyone who takes the trouble to message me, so please be patient. Sending me multiple messages when I haven't had a chance to reply to the first one won't get you any further up the list. It's very much a 'your call is important to us, please hold the line and we will deal with you as soon as possible' sort of situation.

Sometimes I don't get happy vibes from someone's profile - and I'm likely to send a 'thanks but no thanks' message. Gentlemen - this is not your cue to send me an unsolicited cock shot (to be fair, no time is good for that!) in an attempt to show me what I'm missing out on!

If it's your thing to only ever meet up once and then move on then that's fine - tell me about it and we'll see if we can make something work. Don't come and visit once and then ghost me afterwards, it's another thing that's all down to honesty - it's not too much to ask is it?