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glasgow_girl_30
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 50
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · North Lanarkshire
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Sexlightened
Is it just me or is there hardly any scots(glasgow and edinburgh area) who want full full swaps !!!! ( to shy to put my own add in 
)
Ive just been looking through the ads and the seem to want soft swing :shock:
:shock:
As a newbie is me and the other half crazy for wanting to jump in feet first
Maybe me and the other half are just big tarts
)Ive just been looking through the ads and the seem to want soft swing :shock:
:shock: As a newbie is me and the other half crazy for wanting to jump in feet first
Maybe me and the other half are just big tarts
Sexlightened
what do you man favourite :shock:
wouldnt wanna bore everyone with a 20 page thread
But the porno my other half downloaded
but dont ask me what it was called lol too busy watchin the action 
wouldnt wanna bore everyone with a 20 page thread
But the porno my other half downloaded
but dont ask me what it was called lol too busy watchin the action 
Sexlightened
:welcome::welcome::welcome::welcome:
hi I am sure your pms will be full soon
Sorry no pm from me Im in need of a couple
hi I am sure your pms will be full soon
Sorry no pm from me Im in need of a couple
Sexlightened
I could do with a diet could do with losing curves although would I have to give up the things i love ..........
How many cals is in sperm :shock: ???????????????
on a seriious note i like slimmig world as you can stil eat loads and I love making the ministrone soup :0) which bags you right up aand you can eat as much of it as you like .
How many cals is in sperm :shock: ???????????????
on a seriious note
i like slimmig world as you can stil eat loads and I love making the ministrone soup :0) which bags you right up aand you can eat as much of it as you like . 
Sexlightened
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Need to print some of those of
Sexlightened
have a large vodka :0)
hope your hands gets better soon !!!!! Hope its not the one you need for most tasks :twisted:
hope your hands gets better soon !!!!! Hope its not the one you need for most tasks :twisted:
Sexlightened
I want one of the phone thingys that when your other half texts or phones you
top on my xmas list wish list
that way id love phone sex
top on my xmas list wish list
that way id love phone sex
Sexlightened
I was supposed to be going to blackpool tonight but today in north lanarkshire the snow was so bad that the kids got sent from school because they were afraid they would be stranded so we decided due to the very deep snow to cancel our night in b/pool and didnt hire the car we had arranged as mines is in the garage.
And now I have just looked outside almost all snow is away and we could have went :cry: too late now as we dont have a car ...................................
And now feeling very sorry for ourselfs ...... wish i was snowed in would make me feel so much better
And now I have just looked outside almost all snow is away and we could have went :cry: too late now as we dont have a car ...................................
And now feeling very sorry for ourselfs ...... wish i was snowed in would make me feel so much better
Sexlightened
Snow Snow an more snow in north lanarkshire at the momemt suposed to be going to blackpool but if it keeps up no blackpool for me :0 (
Sexlightened
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
oooh can i nick that response!
Postie, If it helps and if it keeps you from rummaging around my sack willy nilly ( well thats set up nicely!!) you can have that one on me mate ;-)
Mick
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sexlightened
much prefer the term CURVY
I used to be size 18 and have got down to a 14 but goal is a 12 wish i was happy with weight but its a woman thing
to all those happy with weigt be it thin or curvy good on ya
I used to be size 18 and have got down to a 14 but goal is a 12 wish i was happy with weight but its a woman thing
to all those happy with weigt be it thin or curvy good on ya
Sexlightened
I just had a surprise weekend in aviemore but could have done with some of your snow there was only snow on the cairngorms didnt even ned my gloves :cry: but had a wonderful time just the same
but could have done with some of your snow there was only snow on the cairngorms didnt even ned my gloves :cry: but had a wonderful time just the same 
Sexlightened
just remembered the other one love :0)
the lager advert where the womn pours it out all over the place and he cleans everthing with his tounge and when she gets to herself it runs out that would be the kinda uck id have
:shock:
the lager advert where the womn pours it out all over the place and he cleans everthing with his tounge and when she gets to herself it runs out
that would be the kinda uck id have:shock:
Sexlightened
hi just had this email may b of intrest to some of you lot
Euphoria Blackpool has recently finished a new extention, new facilities include hot tub, sauna, steam room, toilets and showers. Other facilities include a well equipped dungeon, two porno cinemas, three playrooms, licensed bar, large dancefloor, top DJ's. We have 22 bedrooms all ensuite and spotless clean. We have free parking for 12 veihcles, and operate directly next door to a approved secure car park facility that offers a discount to euphoria customers. The bedrooms are our next project, bringing them to a more acceptable warm standard of decor, with new bedding and curtains and carpets, all this will be started and complete bye next year. As from December, excluding xmas and new year we will operate a new payment system SAVING YOU POUNDS. Couples can attend resident with your own ensuite room for only £20 pppn. Single guys can have the same for only £50. Annual membership for couples is £10, and £50 for single guys. THIS TRIAL PERIOD IS ONLY FOR DECEMBER 2005 AND JANUARY 2006. Entry on the door is for members only. PLEASE REMEMBER WE ARE LICSENSED TO RESIDENTS ONLY, WE CAN ONLY SERVE ALCOHOL TO RESIDENTS AND THEIR BONAFIDE GUESTS
if not sorry :0(
Euphoria Blackpool has recently finished a new extention, new facilities include hot tub, sauna, steam room, toilets and showers. Other facilities include a well equipped dungeon, two porno cinemas, three playrooms, licensed bar, large dancefloor, top DJ's. We have 22 bedrooms all ensuite and spotless clean. We have free parking for 12 veihcles, and operate directly next door to a approved secure car park facility that offers a discount to euphoria customers. The bedrooms are our next project, bringing them to a more acceptable warm standard of decor, with new bedding and curtains and carpets, all this will be started and complete bye next year. As from December, excluding xmas and new year we will operate a new payment system SAVING YOU POUNDS. Couples can attend resident with your own ensuite room for only £20 pppn. Single guys can have the same for only £50. Annual membership for couples is £10, and £50 for single guys. THIS TRIAL PERIOD IS ONLY FOR DECEMBER 2005 AND JANUARY 2006. Entry on the door is for members only. PLEASE REMEMBER WE ARE LICSENSED TO RESIDENTS ONLY, WE CAN ONLY SERVE ALCOHOL TO RESIDENTS AND THEIR BONAFIDE GUESTS
if not sorry :0(
hope you have fun on here
Sexlightened
Quote by Phoenix
Neither, be greedy and take both
I agree with phoenix would be much more fun :lol:
Sexlightened
thanx I will try I got an email to say that they have just opened the new wet room not sure if I wiill give it a try on my first time .
I will post and let you know how I get on and if its good I will be visitng regularly
I got an email to say that they have just opened the new wet room not sure if I wiill give it a try on my first time .I will post and let you know how I get on and if its good I will be visitng regularly
Sexlightened
Hi all going to blackpools euphoria on the 25th for our first ever 3/some 4/some whatever/some lol
Did a search and read some revews but I was wondering if anyone has been recently and if so what was it like ????
I am hoping that it will be fun we are only going on the friday to try it out and its the oweners birthday w/end so hope its busy
Ohh and if anyone here is going that weekend look out for the newbies
Did a search and read some revews but I was wondering if anyone has been recently and if so what was it like ????
I am hoping that it will be fun we are only going on the friday to try it out and its the oweners birthday w/end so hope its busy
Ohh and if anyone here is going that weekend look out for the newbies
Sexlightened
Been years since suppose I will need to get used to them now :cry: nothing beats bare back riding
I used to like the mint ones need to get some for the 25th mmmmm
I used to like the mint ones need to get some for the 25th mmmmm
Sexlightened
Quote by 34fun
signed up for bulldog broadband recently - then spent a weekend trying to get through to them before telling me their server was down due to exceptionally high response from new members !!
I have signed up 3 times to bulldog and had it cancelled 3 times due to BT not upgrading the exchange hope you didnt have as much bother as I did trying to get them to understand what I was saying
And I still dont have broadband :cry:
Sexlightened
Quote by 34fun
It surprises me that some dog owners think it's ok to let their dog shit on the pavement so that on a dark Novemeber night (in the blinding wind and rain) some innocent (that's me believe it or not!) walks into it and then walks onto their carpet at home!
Now I could imagine the uproar if one of my kids was allowed to shit on the pavement
Disclaimer: I love dogsjust can't stand some dog owners :P
reminds me of my childhood..
wrapping dogs**t in newspaper setting fire to it on peoples doorstep while ringing the doorbell and then hiding, then seeing them stamping on the newspaper in their slippers getting dog sh*t all over their slippers...
obviously i look back now in disgrace at such behaviour
lol my other half did not believe me about setting fire to dogs sh*t :twisted:
just showed him this post :0)
Sexlightened
nothing :cry: got all the kids but on a brighter side I will be counting th days until friday 25th nov as I have booked me and my man into Euphoria for the night :smug: .
Just hoping there is someone that will takes us newbies under their wing
Just hoping there is someone that will takes us newbies under their wing
