GOOD evening Moist glad to see you dressed appropriately, whiles your stillstanding will you just get me a nice cold glss of Apple juice and a hot steak sarnie would be good if you could mange it, and feel free to fix something for your self, then if you have nothing better come over here and let me check those chains... Cheers
Gmanxxx
Maybe we could have village idiot Scotland and village idiot England, and both are as idiotic as the other ,,, otherwise the old rivalry could lead to Will getting his rapier out again!!!
just a thought
Gman
any volunteers for village idiot Wales?
And Roger... with a little judicious editing it can be saved as a Word Template... the possibilities for fun are endless.... it is also good for the times you just think of what to say!!!
excellent piece of Work Roger... keep it up
Regards
Gman
Gman searches out camera in the scene of devastation that is home at minute, and a map to warwickshire..... excellent idea Heather..... and who says it is only the blokes think of the good ideas?
Go Corrie.... you know you wnat to.... check out Heathers pics.... as my daughter would say MINT! or even well mint!!!
Gmanxxx
So Carpy
apart from the Mids munch... how does one get hold of a copy? cash notes OK?
Gman
Oh goodie.... a village idiot contest!!!
starts to think of the various tasks that they could undertake!!!!
Gman
Mr FC I shall have to search that out next time I am in the blue and yellow store with the silly product names.... Do you suppose this place is so empty cos everyoone is in cardiff for a footie match, Bolton Seems to be Empty!!!!, I am not a supporter but they are a local Team.... so come on Sam's boys
That first pint went down a treat.... I will just have to nip out and get another couple of three litre bottles...
The place is in you safe hands Mr FC
Gman
At last a fellow partaker of the apple juice... I take mine white and 7.5%.... enjoy good fellow but don't tell mrs FC, or I'd likely be for the high jump!!!
Gman
Welcome John and Jo... hope that the party goes well, meanwhile I echo that which Jags and Bluexxx have said... do feel free to egt to know some of the peeps on the forum, especially in the Cafe... AKA the Madhouse, not that the people are Mad but some of their personae are crazy..
enjoy and have a ton of fun
Gman
God Mr FC all the girlies will read your last post and be thinking ....Now they realise they are eimple.... dammit another state secret is out!!!
think the sun is sufficiently over that yardarm, so I am going to have a pint of the apple juice, anything you fancy?
Gman
Well its good that having done all their experiments your Alien friends let you out to play, very considerate of them
Gmanxxx
Corrie,
I am certain you look fetching in the new whites, but how come the friends man comes to enjoy the trip??
You will of course be modelling the new purchases as you wait on in the GFZ later on today, will you not?
Gmanxxx
Thank Jags you are back Sarge.... was touch and go for a minute or 30 there... that Blue eyes is a bit of a rascal.... now she has got the plaster off.... she is wiley.... anyway all the ladies safely tucked up..... so do you want me to make the cocoa?
Gman
Sorry Sarge it is just My wise to your morecambe.... Both mr and Mrs FC have gone to ensure they remaina funcouple, and even blue eyes sans her plaster ( cunning wench.... she tricked me with that one) has seemingly retired for the not really necessary beauty sleep...
Novice 1 showed up asking awkward security type questions but I think I managed to fool her!!!
Gman
Novice
there are a multitude of ways I serve my Queen, too few of them involve dressing up ... most involve eating curry.... ( pick the bones out of that one folks) Novice you have a PM)
Gmanxxx
Novice
I was undertaking covert procedure on behalf of HM Govt security ministries .... Sarge will officially back me up on that.... sometimes us gov't officials have to go undercover.... an sometimes even have to wear disguises.... and even some other times have to wear the softest of fabrics .... all in the interest of national security.... of course the beard is a bit of a give away but I suffer.... it is for the Queeen after all!
Gmanxxx
Cos he is online but he is shy...
Gmanxxx
TS
dont cry.... for me ... arthur Negus
Gman
Blue eyes ,
you are a ministering angel and no mistake..... hungry yes , but pizza no .... I could eat just about anything else, but hey I love to cook so why dont you let me fix you something.... just name it.... in the kitchen I have been told I am pretty good ( move overr Nick Nairn) unless of course you insist....!!!! in which case treat me....
Gmanxxxx
Vodka.... so what about polos on your nipples? I enjoyed lots of fun with a friend with raspberries and her fine nipples....damn shame I did not take any photos.... certainly looked wonderful...
Gmanxxx
Starts to wonder where Sarge is lurking.... not like him to be Awol....SARGE
not sure I like it on my own with a strange lady.... my mother always taught me not to talk to strangers and now here I find myself with two strange although exceedingly charming ladies.... SARGE where the F are you?
Gmanxxx
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