Call me fussy Blue eyes but something a little stronger like white lighning would really hit the spot....leans back and undoes shirt buttons and loosens belt after a long day...wonders what is on the telly .... and where is that remote..... can the tv be changed manually.... ( no do not go there peeps).... all the cooking progs have now finished.... maybe 274 on sky or men and motors... must be something to raise a smile!!!
Gmanxxx
Well thank you ladies, but could you make that beer a white cider.... so much stronger....
gets himself nice and comfy on the sofa...
gmanxxxx
OOOOOHHHH Shit
nervously stands and sings in his best tenor voice that comes out as a nervous falsetto..
I wish I could fly ..... right up to the sky .... but I can't........... voice tails off and defends self from flying cushions...
God I am glad I know when to beat a hasty retreat...
tinks to self I thought Blue eyes had a bad ankle.... she can sure shift when she wants too...
Gmanxxx
Gman just quietly sticks head round the door........... but none of the guys seem to be around, so quietly slips back out again.... couldn't see any apple juice anyway..... ...
Gman
reserved by nature
wisdom beyond years
Evening Canise..... welcome to the Forum and especially to the forum..... have a good look round and feel free to join in.... and remember it aint called the Madhouse for nothing
so enjoy the madness
Gman
have had some delightful results with those minty breath freshening thingies on nipples....., and yeasr ago toothpaste froth whilst in to some solo action....
Gman
Moist
you had better not dissappear, too many delicious sounding feisty women have disappeared or gone quiet recently....
so what were you meaning in your thread?
Gmanxxx
Careful Articifer,,,, too much rubber....
Corrie do it and post the piccies!I sure you are not the only one to dress appropriately!!!
Gman
Articifer.... you elizabethan wag you...
Gman
Fun couple ....
even though I say it mayself I do think you were spot on,,,Sarge is a wit and raconteur.... a fine fellow.
and OI Alex....behave....
Gmanxxx
Sarge,
do you think that there maybe a 12 ponit plan to cure the addiction?
I am about but I currently have a man putting two holes in the roof.... just so as when I am clseted in my Garret I can actually get some fresh air...Like You and others Sagre, it is difficult to tear oneself away.... do you think there is any truth in the suggestion that SH inveigles it's way onto your registry settings? or is it just a nervous twitch that causes it to start up whenever I go online?
maybe see you in GFZ Sarge, depends how the roof goes.
and Heather.... I have roofers plasters sparkies and plumbers all in da house today.... fancy coming and taking your pick? place looks like a bomb has hit it.... Roll on next weekend!!
in the meantime back to writing more of those "real" stiories!!!"
Great post Sarge... yet again!!! so annoying!!!
Gman
Kat
thank God you were the only one!!!!
Thought it was only me that had defective eyes!!!!
Gman
good on Mark overruling ..............
Gavin.... stroll on in and sit a while ... get to know the peeps and the characters of the peeps, to say we are a diverse bunch is to understate.
But much fun is oft times had
feel free to jump in whenever
Regards
Gman
Djohn.... come to Rooley moor in Lancs or even Edinburgh both redundant volcs....
Gman....
plucks up courage in full knowledge Jags is in birthday mood....
about what was Fred right and you were wrong?
slinks back to security of Forum Cafe....
Gman
outside of this forum.... several others...
General cooking.... I love to cook for peeps & for my lady
being creative in the garden.... and just for investigatory powers lift, Genealogy.... I know my peeps back to 1600.... why are peeps not surprised we were cobblers... ( albeit posth cobblers), and before that we were lead miners....
hgz
Gmanxxx
Feenix... what you mean friend....
sort of " Plays Wot Sarge rote?"
I hope you are not suggesting that Sarge and I should share a bed.... with or without stripey PJs.... there are military rules about such activity!!!!
Sarge I will protect your integrety!!!!
Gmanx
Evening Shy .... come on in and enjoy.... a diverse bunch of peeps but all up for a laff
Gman
Just checkin the Northants records as we speak!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gman
Welcome Yosarian,
come on in and try not to make a fool of yourself.... I try all the time.... but if at first you don't succeed try try try again..... It worked for a Scot, and I just keep Trying.... As the Sarge will no doubt tell you....
Seriously do enjoy, a friendly lot most of the time, appreciate honesty respect, politeness and good humour.... I am still trying to work out the good humour bit...
Best wishes
Gman
Welcome both,
am sure you'll have a fine old time here, so relax and enjoy
Gmanxxx
Oh dear fred.... I suspect male menopause approaches.... at least with R2 there is an ether transmitted oestrogen stream... somehow keeps the sap flowing!!!!...
but R4 only a half hour kick per week is permitted!!!!
So Fred try the Tribuus Terrestris and the Damina leaf... and ... will post more .... can't have you droppin off at importnat moments...
Gmanxxx
what would the devine say?
come on Moist at least tease us a little bit longer..... but am sure you not too dissimialar, just that you could not find a pic... you can tell us friend we are all mates round here
so Moist what you like..... don't be shy....
Gmsn
Come on Fun couple admit it ... you been listening to R2 and Jeremy Vine.... no shame but admit it
Gman an R2 groupie!!!!!