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So Jags ... do you do Mrs Robinson?... if so both you and James are in for a treat...
Gets out his simon and garfunkel and imagines dustin bangin on perspex panel at back of church.....
Gmanxxx
Jags
he has already assured me it is him...............Le Clerc
too good looking for a journo but hey he aint no dustin hoffman cept maybe for the nose.... ( he made me say that)
and what a tasty line in B & W pics
Can see a fight ensuing here Jags already at the front of the queue.... its right what they say about piccies getting better responses...
best wishes James
Gman
I am truly sorry.... where does one plug it in? SORRY but it had to be asked
holds head in shame sad :( :( redface :(
Gman
So Kit and Kat and Sappho giving up on same day..... give it 12 hours without the "breath of freash air" Mnday evening could see fireworks ... or as Sappho suggests increased bitchiness.... so will be spending weekend extending the bunker for cold turkey peeps.... maybe a steam room so they have something to inhale.... no matter how nicotineless the vapours are!!!...
best wishes all three
and if you feel like isolation, then the bunker is your place welcome...
Gman
Would say my cordless optical mouse but Windows cant see it unitl after set up ( damned Bill G)
My mobile phone cam.... but such a faff to sort out
blue tooth connection to PC.... but what am I doing wrong ... very hit and miss
Digital cam but need the right pics to take...
hgz
Gman
Fred ... not sure if it was 80s, time passes so quick these days but .... Every thing but the girl .... first line stepped of the train.... that is so sensual.... I love that woman's voice....
Point daughetr in right direction and let her play ( under supervision) lay down guide lines and trust her... believe me these kids are better at this online stuff than me and thee ( well me) allow her to suck and see... no pun intended and find out what she likes.... she may surprise you....
Regards
Gman
Hey Sarge .... you know I got to do this....
and wasn't I just the inspiration you needed..... maybe just maybe I was the wise to your Morecambe, the Laurel to your Hardy, the Granville to your Arkwright.... you get the flaming picture
but hey read it three times today and you are phil Silvers... never stop !!!
Gman
Best wishes Sappho
It won't be easy but the biggest aid is that you have decided to do it.
As a non smoker I have never pressured peeps to quit as most then decide to carry on.... most I know who have conquered tobacco have done so cos they have wanted to do so ... for what ever reason..., and lets face it some peeps that you know and adore pre date tobacco ( just)
every best wish Sappho, and even if you may fail this time, try try and try again.... with your determination you will succeed
Regards
Gmanxxx
Sarge
you are a 24 carat nutter, what a way to wake up in the AM ROFLMAO, imagining you running round shirt over head!!!
and what alliteration, you may even turn a decadent head, just make sure you know where you left your rapier!!!
But yes Sarge I agree PMs are wonderful, and yes the anticipation of opening them,, sometimes a bit like appointments with the dentist, the bank manager or the Taxman.
Regards
Gman
pleased I has an effect... any effect
remember.... I try!!! smile
Fred
AHA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>??????????????????
let her search for herself........... albeit under a degree of supervison
my 16 YO is well into the beatles Led Zep and obscure 60s blues musicians I aint even heard of...
whatever happens do not allow junior to access 60s cartoon greats!!!!!! or was it Hanna Barbera?.... no doubt some one will correct....
perhaps a case of YABBA DABBA DON'T
Gman
Djohn..... in the queue friend since I restrained myself from replying to moist in a stickie, knowing that to do so would be in gross contravention ogf the Vienna agreement concerning erroneous replies to stickies....
But Hey Fred.... hurry up with the knee trembling smillie!!!
Gman
OK DJ you go first...
careful Kat.... they will all expect repeaters like that....
Gman
Come on Wilma .... you are a sucker for a guy in a uniform.... I know my neighbour is .... just wish I had not hung mine up!!!
Gman
Fred ....
were i from a few miles along the M62 I would be saying CALM DOWN CALM DOWN, the loo is just over there in that corner, now stop your fretting and come on in the bubbles are sooooo relaxing!!!
Gman
oooooooooooooooh FRED
you unlucky sod...... maybe
Gman
chin up man face it like a true brit... and stop smiling like a cheshire cat!!!
Gman
Misschief it is a well known fact that even for the most accomplished chef ( I speak from experience ) always gets stuck,
as for fred in my bunker... I was attempting to defend the dignity of your beloved...( still can't do the fancy boxes reply thing...
But Fred if like me th cap fits...
enjoy the bunker.... you have seen the jacuzzi courtesy of Steve-1? haven't you?
Gman
beer or wine?
Jags if you had mean't Fred I would have understood as would have the majority of this cafe.... ( fred bends his head and acknowledges the truth) but to suggest that Wilma is a fool is unwarranted
Gman
Welcome Fred to my well appointed bunker
Hang the protective gear over there and come and enjoy the delights of the bunker.... yes we have a jacuzzi, compliments of Steve-1.... am sure there will be others to join us over time but in the mean time remove your hand from my thigh .... I am not that sort of guy.... least not so far!!!!
Gman!!! wink
Come on Wilma ... the dare is now laid....
Fred lies back and waits ..... and waits .... and waits.... Right hand getting twitchy!!!!
Upto you wilma
Gman
steps back and crosses arms and watches Wilma Exhaust Fred.... knew she could not resist a challenge...
Gman
Wilma
well at least that is two of us...
( never really thought of women as Tossers .... but then why not....)
So wilma and I are spartacus!!!
Gman
Bugger it Lucy.... I have counted far more than 7 at Fred and wilma's this last Weekend... and apart from that proprietary pink stuff much fun was seemingly had.... no wonder GFZ was empty,
just as well I was busy.... not missed out on fun!!!
question is will piccies be published for benfit of all?
starts to find way back to his Bunker
Gman
Wilma....
If I said hands up who never had been I would not expect any replies...... I am proud opf the fact that I am a tosser , and occasionally I admit to cocking up ( and archaic term, once used by Her majesty's Excisemen when they had made an erro, they would strike through the error with a fwd slash and write the correct value above)
so hands up who is a tosser who is spartacus?
I am Spartacus!!!
Gman
welcome Andrew...
now what were you saying about Taxmen......
SOmetimes they off duty..... but always sleep with one eye on the computer just in case smile :) :)
Gman
Quote by Alexandra
Thanks Gman
Now let me think just what else needs some attention......................................
Muah, Alex x x
Hi Alex,
welcome home, just bring me those knees and I will see what I can do!!!!
Gmanxxx
D'OH silly me, never thought of Creedence etc.... feels a twit.... but hey CCS were OK, and Alexis K was a blues hero.... not a disimmilar era either.
Gman
Dear mods... there seem to be at least three new site threads at the minute.... any chance of rolling them into one?
Gman