lucrezia's stolen my thunder
I wonder who it could be
this rhyming thing is catching
or is it another me
These truths will come out shortly
As we surrender the clues
for me I'll release another,
I was once given new shoes
groucho is gettin old
its time he went to bed
tomorrow is another day
another change of head
a clue before I go upstairs
would be good. of course
I couldnt ride alongside jane
I'm crap upon a horse!!
These guys are really tryin hard
to get in janes affections
me thinks that things might go so wrong
when she whips out her two weapons
the fonze has nicked calamity jane
and left fozzie looking on in awe
he cant compete for her charms
with a hand up his arse to work his jaw
sorry fozzie thought you were away.........
didnt think you would notice
jeez the film premiere must have finished good to see you guys back........
heeeeyyy !!
How you doin fonze.....
yeap....what ya like with a banjo cos I know a couple a tube stations where we might get a few coins tossed into yer hat..........
do you wanna close the door and turn off the lights on the way out or shall I..............
I gotta feeling that the others have all gone to a film premiere or something......
lucrezia dear these clues of mine
are in the simplist form of rhyme
they are but very tentative stuff
but honest they are, I do not bluff
I've had a go at poems now thrice
but didnt even scratch the ice
A clue I think I'll throw a bone
I hardly ever go into the girl free zone
your guess is incorrect this time
a clue...I've posted before in rhyme
perhaps one more before my bed
even I dont know whats in my head
well folks I guess its time for a Quick Shower and to bed for me shortly
right oh gilbert lets play the other way round......eeer my guess is your....eeerrrr .....Will Carling !!
it seems this sham has gone a bit flat
where are all you other guys at
we know you looking we can see your there
in front of your pooter on your chair
so go join easy down at the shop
look for a wig and some clothes to swop
then come back and join us in this shame
as a clue, do bears eat honey or jam?
(sorry fozzie dont mean you )
elizabeth is leaving its such a shame
now only four are playing this game
fozzie is a bear and not an it
now you curious who is this git
groucho's the name for tonight
my true identity would give you a fright
I would't say she's ugly but when the dog shags her leg it closes its eyes......