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Quote by miss whiplash
Hey hunny
with me he will get more than the two shots in....?
I hope the 'tash' is smearproof...?

it is miss whiplash............its only painted on really but dont tell.........A fine top lip !!!!
Quote by miss whiplash
Ohh hunny...
I hope that is a PISTOL in your pocket...?

hey Eli Miss whiplash has spotted your deringer
lol
lucrezia's stolen my thunder
I wonder who it could be
this rhyming thing is catching
or is it another me
These truths will come out shortly
As we surrender the clues
for me I'll release another,
I was once given new shoes
Quote by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Someone heat that fire back up ...... I think I've just caught us our supper guys

Tut Tut mad :x :x
Groucho wanders in dragging a long length of string.........
Hey skippy there's no need for that sort of language already.....my you bloody outback fella's have such filthy mouths
Groucho wanders out still dragging his string.................
groucho is gettin old
its time he went to bed
tomorrow is another day
another change of head
a clue before I go upstairs
would be good. of course
I couldnt ride alongside jane
I'm crap upon a horse!!
These guys are really tryin hard
to get in janes affections
me thinks that things might go so wrong
when she whips out her two weapons
the fonze has nicked calamity jane
and left fozzie looking on in awe
he cant compete for her charms
with a hand up his arse to work his jaw
sorry fozzie thought you were away.........
didnt think you would notice
Quote by Fozzie Bear
Have you just come on the stage ?

:shock:
jeez the film premiere must have finished good to see you guys back........
yeap....what ya like with a banjo cos I know a couple a tube stations where we might get a few coins tossed into yer hat..........
do you wanna close the door and turn off the lights on the way out or shall I..............
I gotta feeling that the others have all gone to a film premiere or something......
lucrezia dear these clues of mine
are in the simplist form of rhyme
they are but very tentative stuff
but honest they are, I do not bluff
I've had a go at poems now thrice
but didnt even scratch the ice
A clue I think I'll throw a bone
I hardly ever go into the girl free zone
your guess is incorrect this time
a clue...I've posted before in rhyme
perhaps one more before my bed
even I dont know whats in my head
Quote by Tkano
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I'll think about what you have said. And Davej say anything annoying I will open up a six-pack of whoopass on you! lol

woah !!!! tkano....your right to warn that davej off, but that six pack your gonna share with him sounds gassy stuff to me
Dear davej I think you might have partly answered it so I would say....
Take advice from yourself and simply dont use the words that give you a problem if it worries you.
However if I were you I wouldn't stay quite just because your spelling is a problem.
All my best Groucho
lol
Quote by Alexandra
Cya Sarge!

never been as high ranking as the sarge Alex so afraid not...I'm just a fool in disguise.
well folks I guess its time for a Quick Shower and to bed for me shortly
right oh gilbert lets play the other way round......eeer my guess is your....eeerrrr .....Will Carling !!
it seems this sham has gone a bit flat
where are all you other guys at
we know you looking we can see your there
in front of your pooter on your chair
so go join easy down at the shop
look for a wig and some clothes to swop
then come back and join us in this shame
as a clue, do bears eat honey or jam?
(sorry fozzie dont mean you )
elizabeth is leaving its such a shame
now only four are playing this game
i am not myself this evening melons so forgive me I will feel better tomorrow and say hi again
lol
fozzie is a bear and not an it
now you curious who is this git
groucho's the name for tonight
my true identity would give you a fright
I would't say she's ugly but when the dog shags her leg it closes its eyes......
Quote by Calamity Jane
Groucho, that is good thinking, well done - completely hides your identity!
More people should be as resourseful as you. I mean, these women who stick it over their eyes to hide who they are - don't they realise you can spot em a mile off just by their top lip lol

hairy top lip....you've met the wife then....