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groucho
Over 90 days ago
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hellooooo melons you picked a great night to join in....have some fun on here wave
Quote by Calamity Jane
Groucho, that surrrrree is one mighty fine eyelash your mrs has there!
Looks to me like you've just got a piece of that tape that people use in photos to put over their eyes to hide their identity :shock: - and stuck it across the middle of your face instead! rolleyes

tried it over my eyes calamity but i had to take my glasses off to make it fit and then i couldnt see to type so stuck it under my nose instead......good thinking eh
fozzie..if the pig turns up yer gonna get keeeerthumped.....
Calamity hunny the missus was looking everywhere for that lost eyelash thanks for spotting it !!!!
chuckling myself calamity hey watch what yer doin with them there pistols gal!!
Quote by Christopher Lee
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Yoohoo wave
Virgin blood here! Hello biggrin
.......... now, wheres this ball you're on about? :twisted:
Good evening Calam', I heard you just blowed in from the windy city. I do hope you'll stay for a bite.
windy city ...my arse... :shock: