Quote by Calamity Jane
Groucho, that surrrrree is one mighty fine eyelash your mrs has there!
Looks to me like you've just got a piece of that tape that people use in photos to put over their eyes to hide their identity :shock: - and stuck it across the middle of your face instead!
Quote by Christopher Lee
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?