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gruntypig

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8 Dec 2005

On the eleventh Noel the icy boy swingers did chatter,
"it's bloody freezing out here,
oops what was that clatter !!"

6 Dec 2005

Front seat of a 4 tonner (army truck) sharing a girl with a mate (driver also copping a feel), unfortunately 4 tonner brakes are notoriously vicious for the first couple of miles so when the driver slowed down at the first junction we came to, what should have been a slow gradual deceleration turned into an emergency stop and the poor girl was knocked out by the combined impact of 2 squaddies squashing her into the dashboard/windscreen !!! confused

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yes i know smackbottom

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but we were all young and very drunk

5 Dec 2005

Good for lazy lovers though, once you've got it moving you could probably ride the waves for ages !! smile

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5 Dec 2005

so ricochet, i'm intrigued, apart from potential sea sickness and a problem with high spring tides, what's the technical disadvantage ?

4 Dec 2005

Horrified to hear of your ideal, I hope you've regained your composure. I was not there but assume this occurred at the weekend "munch" - if so, it would seem that the "munch" has served a very useful purpose in identifying someone who should not be "on the scene"
Thanks for highlighting it to us newbies in such a positive way.

1 Dec 2005

ouch, that's mean, celticq !
gruntypigs never hurt anyone. But they'll start avoiding blunt buiders...
BTW what does a blunt builder look like ? biggrin

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1 Dec 2005

well_busty_babe - I'm new to the scene - are there many hobbits out there - should they perhaps have their own chatroom - "the burrow" or something like that. I'm intirgues, I hadn't realised swinging was multi-species.. biggrin

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1 Dec 2005

celticq..... what do blunt builders use pencils for ? smile

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1 Dec 2005

But let's all remember our manners and not talk with our mouths full .... smile

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1 Dec 2005

vicks (i think) used to do a throat spray, had a local anaesthetic that pretty much relieved any sore throat - but if you over did it you could end up swallowing your tongue smile

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1 Dec 2005

celticq - you've not absentmindedly chewed it into oblivion have you ? confused

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30 Nov 2005

Bloody well done, and Congratulations ..!!!! biggrin

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30 Nov 2005

Keep thinking of that Haagen Daz ad where they get it on with one tub of ice cream - wonder how much fun you could have with a group of people and one of those Mr Whippy machines ? :rascal:

30 Nov 2005

If you're going to follow Blonde's advice may I suggest you unplug them first .... biggrin

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30 Nov 2005

Another 50 years ....!!
Now that's cleared up, time to take up a dangerous sport - like nude angle grinding !!

30 Nov 2005

I must agree, i've searched the site and can find no playground equipment anywhere - I may be forced to go back to Toys'r'us...

30 Nov 2005

Sorry, you'll have to tell me how many differences, just as I'd got the magnifying glass on the photos the mother-in-law popped up on the webcam, looks like the silly cow has hit the gin early tonight !

30 Nov 2005

I agree with the "push like you're pooing" and use plenty of lube, but i'd add that you might want to pause once it's in then the lady can "get comfy" before you start humpin', and definitely take everything at her pace...

29 Nov 2005

Ah Davros, the inventor of the Daleks, hideously ugly, neck brace, electric wheelchair, grotesquely arthritic hands and a croaky voice - the ultimate hardcore porn addict, wanked himself into quadraplegia !! ..And the Beeb have the cheek to suggest his creations don't do sex..... rolleyes

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28 Nov 2005

Worcestshire is free of the white flakes falling from the sky, but.... it's bloody cold, brrr!! confused

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