Quote by Sarah1448
Sarah wanders in, wondering whos balls she can shave? and who she can help have a lie down...................... :P
I'm first in the queue Sarah :rose:
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For you, kissing is just an appetizer - and a brief one at that.
It's not unusual for your hands to wander elsewhere when kissing, even on a first date.
Truth be told, you much rather be kissed some where other than your lips!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're a highly sexual person and not ashamed of it. What's the big deal about sex, anyway?
Of all your friends, you're the best in bed... no wonder their lovers are always eyeing you.
You're biggest problem in relationships is having too many to choose from. You're in demand, babe!
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Get together with another Carnal Kisser, and you'll be intwined all night. Not that you'll mind...
If you're ready for a wild ride, then search out an Intense Kisser.
(Not hard, they're usually obsessed with you anyway.) Kissing an Intense Kisser is... well, mind blowing for you.
Word of advice, keep away from Juicy Kissers. They aren't prepared for the amount
of lust in your little heart and will be scared away easily. And Romanic Kissers? Please!
They want a ring before they'll get down with you!
not true about the length of the first kiss
It's not unusual for your hands to wander elsewhere when kissing, even on a first date.
Truth be told, you much rather be kissed some where other than your lips!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're a highly sexual person and not ashamed of it. What's the big deal about sex, anyway?
Of all your friends, you're the best in bed... no wonder their lovers are always eyeing you.
You're biggest problem in relationships is having too many to choose from. You're in demand, babe!
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Get together with another Carnal Kisser, and you'll be intwined all night. Not that you'll mind...
If you're ready for a wild ride, then search out an Intense Kisser.
(Not hard, they're usually obsessed with you anyway.) Kissing an Intense Kisser is... well, mind blowing for you.
Word of advice, keep away from Juicy Kissers. They aren't prepared for the amount
of lust in your little heart and will be scared away easily. And Romanic Kissers? Please!
They want a ring before they'll get down with you!
not true about the length of the first kiss
For you, kissing is just an appetizer - and a brief one at that.
It's not unusual for your hands to wander elsewhere when kissing, even on a first date.
Truth be told, you much rather be kissed some where other than your lips!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're a highly sexual person and not ashamed of it. What's the big deal about sex, anyway?
Of all your friends, you're the best in bed... no wonder their lovers are always eyeing you.
You're biggest problem in relationships is having too many to choose from. You're in demand, babe!
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Get together with another Carnal Kisser, and you'll be intwined all night. Not that you'll mind...
If you're ready for a wild ride, then search out an Intense Kisser.
(Not hard, they're usually obsessed with you anyway.) Kissing an Intense Kisser is... well, mind blowing for you.
Word of advice, keep away from Juicy Kissers. They aren't prepared for the amount
of lust in your little heart and will be scared away easily. And Romanic Kissers? Please!
They want a ring before they'll get down with you!
not true about the length of the first kiss
It's not unusual for your hands to wander elsewhere when kissing, even on a first date.
Truth be told, you much rather be kissed some where other than your lips!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're a highly sexual person and not ashamed of it. What's the big deal about sex, anyway?
Of all your friends, you're the best in bed... no wonder their lovers are always eyeing you.
You're biggest problem in relationships is having too many to choose from. You're in demand, babe!
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Get together with another Carnal Kisser, and you'll be intwined all night. Not that you'll mind...
If you're ready for a wild ride, then search out an Intense Kisser.
(Not hard, they're usually obsessed with you anyway.) Kissing an Intense Kisser is... well, mind blowing for you.
Word of advice, keep away from Juicy Kissers. They aren't prepared for the amount
of lust in your little heart and will be scared away easily. And Romanic Kissers? Please!
They want a ring before they'll get down with you!
not true about the length of the first kiss
:beer:Hammyeggycheesytopside. Tis loverly
Ingrediants:-
bread
butter/marg
ham 2 slices
egg 1 of
cheese
method:- Poach the egg, toast one side of bread. Butter untoasted side of bread, then place the ham followed by the poached egg, then put the cheese (grated or sliced, I prefer thick slices) over the egg and then grill till cheese bubbles.
Ingrediants:-
bread
butter/marg
ham 2 slices
egg 1 of
cheese
method:- Poach the egg, toast one side of bread. Butter untoasted side of bread, then place the ham followed by the poached egg, then put the cheese (grated or sliced, I prefer thick slices) over the egg and then grill till cheese bubbles.
Quote by fabio grooverider
Fabio, you know you are our favourite guy on here but sometimes I really want to :censored: and then I want to :censored: and :censored:
Get the picture?
Love you really babes! xx
i have worked out that the last two censored words are "knit" and "crochet"... can't for the life of me work out the first one.....
sean xxxxx
Fabio try cross stitch
Quote by Andromeda
ok ok I wont ignore ALL the guys - not much point in that really is there! But guess I'm after a couple or a female initially, you never know huh....Been thinking about this for about 5 yrs now so its high time I got off my ass and made it happen! :twisted:
And what a nice ass it is too.
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven.
Quote by rachel-lane
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht thefrist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos notraed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a *knig amzanig huh?
Seems to work Rachel - or am I dislexic
Quote by Tool
When you've driven for miles holding a pee in because there aren't any toilets, then you finally get to one and let it flow........I always tell her that's better than sex.
Being a bus driver you cant just get off and go when you to the end of a run when your busting it is better than you I've forgotten what sex is.
Quote by bollocks
'Hello', I'm bollocks, 28 male from gloucester
I have been lurking for a while and thought for shits and giggles I would actually register
I normally just enjoy reading the adverts and if I am honest have always found the ads in contact mags etc kewl fun to read lol, hey thats just me I suppose
Anyhoo, if luck would have it I hope to indulge myself in some of the sexy fun you folks seem to like so much
I usually peruse the women looking for guys ads but I must say some of the dudes in the TV/TS section look very nice, not sure if it is my thing but some of them do look fetching lol
Oh and finally, is the 'fuck buddies' site that a few women seem to have in their links in the ad section genuine or is it spam?, the reason I ask is because upon clicking the link it merely goes to the fuckbuddies main site with no trace of the original girl in the ad?
Well thats me, cheers!
I thought there was a funny smellin here
:giggle: hello and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
