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Quote by rachel-lane
the legend that is bill hicks once said, and i quote , if anyone here is into markerting shoot yourselves!! . you are satans spawn filling up the world with filth and bile. theres no joke comming, kill yourselves!! lol .
those wrigleys chewy adverts drive me mad, like were all suposed to feel soo amazing by putting abit of chewy on our gobs, and some how by doing that will enrich our lives. ill stick to listerine strips at least they make blow jobs more interesting
Yes please Rachel
and I'll return the favour :wink: 
It was 3 weeks before my 21st on my stag night.
Bacardi and coke, don't ask me how many!!!
At closing time I stood up walked to my brothers car, got in, window down. Brother drove me home, I chucked up on the bank out side the back door.
Laid across the bed with my head over a bucket.
Brother was worried, thought I was going to sound of my breathing reverberating in the bucket helped him sleep.
Got married the next day, coulkdn't eat anything till about teatime and that was only trifle.
Bacardi and coke, don't ask me how many!!!
At closing time I stood up walked to my brothers car, got in, window down. Brother drove me home, I chucked up on the bank out side the back door.
Laid across the bed with my head over a bucket.
Brother was worried, thought I was going to sound of my breathing reverberating in the bucket helped him sleep.
Got married the next day, coulkdn't eat anything till about teatime and that was only trifle.
and make up 
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