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16 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
FJB you'd better buy one quickly or you'll descend into being a SH addict and won't ever watch telly again :shock:

I'm already there :twisted:

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16 Mar 2005

I wondered what made the TV work - magic smoke - I know now redface

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16 Mar 2005

Its alright folks its just struck midnight, his coach has turned into a pumpkin.
lol

:lol: :lol:

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15 Mar 2005

Congratulations Voddy.
Mind you dont wear your fingers out! wink

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15 Mar 2005

Would block and tackle help lol

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Given the number of women wanting to go down fully straddled I hereby volunteer to be the knob at the bottom!
Roger the Dragon

You knob! :wink:
Put any obstacle at the bottom and they wouldn't be on there. :twisted:

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
are they rich tea biscuits or choc ones??

Oooooo choccie ones i hope smile

Hob Knobs i'd wager lol

Drat & blast ... i dont like Hob Knobs sad

Thats ok DeniseBabe I'll eat yours :lol: and the hob nobs
Now thats just greedy :twisted:
Well DeniseBabe I just couldn't help myself. wink

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by BradfordCpl
Benn here 5 mins and i cant count how much verbal diaerroeha you've spilled
Want to borrow some Andrex?

Anyone got pampers big enough?

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Hes funny ! can we have one ?

Please Mum lets keep it!
Look it gets people going and makes others laugh, please can we keep it.
wink

:wink: :wink:

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by Calista
Swingers do it for pleasure ... prostitutes do it for money.
In my own eye, the comparison of single female swingers and prostitutes simply cannot be made.
C x

Well said Calista, I couldn't agree more.

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
are they rich tea biscuits or choc ones??

Oooooo choccie ones i hope smile

Hob Knobs i'd wager lol

Drat & blast ... i dont like Hob Knobs sad

Thats ok DeniseBabe I'll eat yours :lol: and the hob nobs

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15 Mar 2005

Hi there and :welcome: to your new addiction,
the :swingingchair: Heaven madhouse.

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15 Mar 2005

Give jennaj a shout, she'll sort your back out, a nice massage with oil.

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13 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Being house hubby for the weekend I can now sooooooo sympathise!!!!!!!!!
Now if someone can give me any tips on brushing my daughters hair without starting world war bloody three in the morning then I'd be most obliged
the Laird

Brush out from the bottom, going up a few inches at a time, thats what I used to do with my step daughter when her mother gave up!

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10 Mar 2005

Quote by Marya
third bum pic in blue is what we call an apple botttom well rounded and juicy for me thats got to be the best bum on show,but having said that i have seen marya`s bum as well she got it

i've got an apple bum? That would explain the maggots.
Are you sure its not worms :giggle: bolt

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10 Mar 2005

:rotflmao: :bounce: :bounce:
Started laughing from four skin till the

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10 Mar 2005

Smoking :smoke:

and SwingingHeaven :doh: cant get anything done, my flats a mess :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

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10 Mar 2005

I'v been told I look like Gerry Adams.
When I cant be bothered and let my hair and beard grow I've been told I'm a double for Grisly Adams.

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10 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
Is that gun cocked?

Yeah and loaded ready to shoot!

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8 Mar 2005

Quote by KitKat
Mind you, same thing happened with Kit once. I had to tie a safety rope to the bedstead to recover it that time! :shock: :shock:
lhk
Kat

DUCK

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8 Mar 2005

Quote by anthony
may you continue to post......and get pissed .....wouldnt be the same without you !
(says he after half a bottle of brandy trying to pack china ! )

need a lot of boxes for that
nah just a dust pan and brush after the brandy!!!
:beer: :cheers: drinkies

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7 Mar 2005

Several times I've put the kettle on for a coffee, gone back when its boiled, pour the water in the mug, then realize I've only put sugar in and no coffee. :doh:

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
When and IF we get a reply to an ad, we reply to say thanks or no thanks etc, but one message i got last week, took the biscuit, the huge amount of effort and thought that went into this:-
###### (ad no.) see what you think
:shock:

I got an email like that last week, but they couldn'thave read my ad properly as one of there criteria in thier ad I haven't done. so I wrote a one line reply saying so. flipa

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7 Mar 2005

The company's network will not allow sites such as this to load.
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:

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7 Mar 2005

It's even worse when you're driving and drop it in your crutch :eeek: :bounce:

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by zootle
Dr Who :scared:

Well, a new series of that starts later this month. Sadly, by all accounts it's pretty crap though.
Any Idea who's playing the Doctor?
Yup and his sidekick is ! (Noooooooooooooooooo!)
News of the first new episode being leaked .
And some 'reviews' by some rabid fanboys can be found . They make it sound bad, very bad.
I might watch the first one just to see bolt

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7 Mar 2005

good evening and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven.
Say goodbye to the life you had and wave

hello to your new addiction.

:bounce: :rotflmao: :bounce: :rotflmao:

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by skegnessswingers
We met and played with a lovley young couple who turned out to be into body modification! Tatts, cuttings, branding, and so many piercings! K had a ring & a bar in her clitoris, and three pairs of rings in her labia.... wasnt sure if we was supposed to fuck it or lace it up! lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by zootle
Dr Who :scared:

Well, a new series of that starts later this month. Sadly, by all accounts it's pretty crap though.
Any Idea who's playing the Doctor?

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by wewantu2
we have 15 yr old boy,17 yr girl,4 year old twins :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
a 13 yr old should be in bed by (latest) :cry: Earlier if you can manage it :bs:
in by the time it gets dark(should really be doing homework tho) Homework first then if time before dark
no friends over on weekdays :twisted: Agree with that
boyfriends(no chance) Definatley not.
good luck :wink:

They might just be little :angel: for you. :doh: may be not
:love: em but couldn't eat a whole one. :giggle:

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