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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
Got to work early tomorrow and driving is me job. :crazy: :sad:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:Quote by VenusnMars
Am I the only one who has never been paintballing before, and has no idea what all this insider knowledge and technical terms mean? Is there an instruction book/website I can read, otherwise I won't have a clue when it starts!
Which end of the gun do I hold?
Mike.
The bit that looks like a handle should point away from you.
Venusxxx (not taking unfair advantage of a newbie at all :twisted: )
I'll forgive you this once.
If its north verses south its ok hes on the other side!
ops:I've done it vaginaly with an ex a few years back.
You have to get them totally turned on and then start small, one finger then two and work your way up.
I cant remember how many times she came before I'd got all the way. I know it took forever for her to come down from that one!
She was so :thrilled: for ages after.
You have to get them totally turned on and then start small, one finger then two and work your way up.
I cant remember how many times she came before I'd got all the way. I know it took forever for her to come down from that one!
She was so :thrilled: for ages after.
I'm a sceptic.
50/50 i'd say
Quote by awol
This is interesting and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.
Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down...
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
................................................
WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full
of contrasts,I'll agree
often egotistic,aggressive,Sorry no
noble,broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous,Yes
unlimited ambition,no
no flexibility, no
difficult and uncommon partner,possibly
not always liked but often admired, probably
ingenious strategist, sometimes
very jealous no
and passionate,yes
.................................................. ..
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50/50 i'd say
suits way too flash not my thang at all
