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Quote by morbiusUK
This post is to officially notify the above named persons that:-
Their current volume and style of posting is having strange effects upon the wife, AKA Calista
This effect is a combination of giggles, hisses, raucuous laughter, stream of tears from the eyes....
These effects are acceptable, however, I feel it necessary to publicise the following:-
Any bodily fluids that seem to be inevitable with the continued post are not acceptable.
Any cleaning bill aquired due to said wife peeing herself whilst in course of said laughter will be forwarded to above named parties.... namely Silk & BigG
I thank you :twisted:
All you've got to do is get Calista into a new kink-Adult babies.
Make sure she's got her pampers on when she's on yhe PC
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Oh dear, nobody wants me. :cry: 
Quote by Debbiewebs
men do you get turned on by women that look like this
And women do you get turned on by men like this
I have to admit that i was once a body builder!.......totel addict to it!............... but i had to give it up due to it giving me joint probs!.............. i never never took hormones!
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
The only diference I can see between the two is in the genital area.
Not for me thanks.
I've been overlooked :( bluexx and satin, pleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzze adopt me.
Mature bi male, seeking a good home.
Well behaved, house trained, Will do as he is asked (most of the time).
Endeavours to satisfy, can cook and clean.
Educated to o level - passed with honours
, currently studying for a levels. 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
which it is written just put me off . Didn't read anymore. :wanker:Quote by BaldEagle
When I first saw this thread I new what I was going to post. Then i read
It takes 3-4 months for each year you have known someone to get over them.
:taz:
Damn and b*****ks Tania got there first
Yes, but can you remember where that statistic came from? My brain has stopped working and people thought I was making it up trying to sound omniscient.
Well, if 3 to 4 months per year is true, I'll be dead before I feel OK, after 27 years...
Sorry Tania no I cant, but it was years ago that I heard it 
