:shock: )or the set she has in the avatar pic minus the chemise :twisted: :twisted:
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heaysy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 43
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Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
Dude thats funny !!!!!!!
its simple really ....tell her the truth about your swinging parties and fun then she will stay away in disgust ...............or tell you she does it too ...........you never know the boyfriend and her will get back together am sure of it bet you 10pence !!!
steve
and you can collect it if i'm wrong !!
shhhh i allready surgested that and got a slap run away now ;)
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Quote by Nicola&Alan
i was once upon a time dared to go into the toilets of St Enoch shopping center in glasgow and play with myself till i came..
was fun while it lasted... would i do it again.... no way...
ok then how about the forge then hun :P..or buchanan galleries? (i know its spelt wrong but u know where we mean :P)
and at least it wasnt dared to have a shag in ortaka's book shops toilet .... was kinda hilareus when the opened the door to see if crystal was ok coz she screemed lol we stood up , me with a straight face , crystal the color of a tomatoe , walked out the shop walked up as far as ann summers (ish) and litrally collapesed pissing outselfs laughing
matt and crystal
brst of every world :P Sexpert
im with lucy dont mnd the list being on the thread as even if they know whose going the possible chancers wont be able to find the munch if the dont know where it is exactly P
surley a way to stop them which is simpler for lucy is when we confirm we give our real names coz i might be comfortable using heaysyandck at a door but think of someothers having to use thier screen name in public might be a little embaresing
matt and crystal
surley a way to stop them which is simpler for lucy is when we confirm we give our real names coz i might be comfortable using heaysyandck at a door but think of someothers having to use thier screen name in public might be a little embaresing
matt and crystal
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Quote by bluexxx
depends what really kinky stuff u mean nunn coz m sure f u asked on here ud get someone to play D
matt
You send a lot of texts, I take it
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:sowwwyyy
nope i hate mobiles and do everything i can to break them when someone makes me get one or gives me one just i didnt look at what i had typed and my wireless keyboard is playing up since crystal decided to pince the batteries to put in out butt plug P allthou i do type u instead of you sometimes ,
need to pick up some new ones tomorrow
matt
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Quote by Ice Pie
However met a few who have a fantasy of hiring a man,
i don't need to pay as was said before by naughtynymphos1 and others women can come on here and get sex everyday of the week but i've got to admit this is one of my fantasies ummmmmm
I'll do it for Monopoly money!
:rotflmao:(And a cup of tea of course)
hmm monopoly money mght not fufll the fantasy .. so ll do t for a penny an hour and crystal for tupence a shag D oh and a drink of water when needed )
offer only valid for kazswallows as we arnt really that kinda cpl P
matt
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Quote by Vix
Bustier:
Kinda like a half corset, without the waspie-waist effect.
Kinda like a basque, without straps and suspenders.
Usually fastens with zip or, more commonly hooks & eyes at the back. Looks good if you have no belly. No boobie-liftage, as is just like the top of a strapless evening dress
what she said tho i would add a bustier can also come with suspenders ect attatched just the main diff is no "bones" in it or any form of suport except what the matierial offers
crystal
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Quote by smokerjim
Many grateful thanks to the lovely member who pointed out the advert included in my signature link was not actually my advert :shock: - I'd put the numbers down in the wrong sequence!
Officially a twit now.
Apologies to any and all affected by my clanger. xx
Don't worry, newbies can make mistakes that would qualify them for twit status, but due to their inexperience, this status is declared null and void - after 4weeks or 100 posts is when your elegibility kicks in ( but it is not retrospective
)oh nuts ..erm can we make that 200 posts for couples? :P just realised we musta passed 100 yesterday sometime :P tell u what the first 100 were mine and the second 100 can be crystals
coz she has made far less than me ;)matt
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erm i may get slaped for this one but here goes :stands infront of the fireing squad: did u consider telling ur daughter about the fact u someone times play? dont tell her you are swingers by all means if u dont want to , just say that some times you will need the house to urselfs at the weekend or whatever and be open about it....then again my kids only 3 so i dont really understand what ur going thru yet , i just know what i think im going to do if the situation ever arises for me
or if all else fails , rent a hotel room to play in when u need it and just tell her ur going to see some friends and wont be back after alll if nothing else its ur turn to worry her with ur late nites out :twisted: :twisted:
matt
btw sry if the above offends just my opinion :)
or if all else fails , rent a hotel room to play in when u need it and just tell her ur going to see some friends and wont be back
after alll if nothing else its ur turn to worry her with ur late nites out :twisted: :twisted: matt
btw sry if the above offends just my opinion :)
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well have to say even tho it isnt my bigest turn on , that when crystal was pregnant and even now when it happens (rarely) its really quite a nice feeling being able to make her produce and doent taste to bad either;)
alltho im surprised more men havnt said yes , after all according to most fems i know us men spend 99% of our time trying to get back in the womb and the other 1% pretending to be kids by sucking tit ...and i dont nessarcarilly agree tho dont tell anyone :P
matt
alltho im surprised more men havnt said yes , after all according to most fems i know us men spend 99% of our time trying to get back in the womb and the other 1% pretending to be kids by sucking tit ...and i dont nessarcarilly agree tho dont tell anyone :P
matt
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Quote by Goooner1
As I said in an earlier post, I shouldn't have posted in the heat of the moment, we were both pretty frustrated at the time.
we know u did , but going by what we've seen so far it doesnt matter how much the topic starter appologises the topic still spirals out of control (and going by the count happens on about 2 topics a week :P)
matt
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Quote by Nicola&Alan
hmmm, i will have to ask, you dont get anywhere in this world without asking...
is that the case for all of the guys here... would you try anal if it was with a woman and not a guy? (that doesnt go for the bi guys here)
wanders off in a huff for being kicked out the convo :P although u told me not to answer ill add even as bi , i prefered crystal breaking me in rather than a bloke .. i think its coz subconsiouslly all us blokes still believe that you lassies are gentle deep down inside no matter how much we get evidence to prove otherwise :P
matt
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hiyas liam , send us a pm if u still want to chat .. i might as well be home alone coz crystal is tuned into a film so i thought id try being the angel she's ment to be for a whille
:tries on crystals wings and halo and realises ppl might get the wrong idea and asks for a set with a male cut:
matt
:tries on crystals wings and halo and realises ppl might get the wrong idea and asks for a set with a male cut:
matt
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Quote by Sexysteph
The last Victim I can find is Tomu who I have not seen since nominated by DreamerHelen back in June. OMG has his PM burst and dragged him in????????
Steph
erm hope my rule book is on the way b4 anyone notices me too ..but taking a guess at this kinda game id say DreamerHelen gets to nominate the next person as the last she nominated ran away
realises he's just laid his head on the noose and points at crystal...its her typing not me :P
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