tim 4 my 2 penies worth here (crystal this time)
now first off he turned up so ur guy was gen , and to a point i agre with matt about his embassment speech (llthugh maybey not all of it) but it wold explane the guy running away and also why the guy has not called to say sry or anything
al im goin' to say is that if he turned up and played with both then he was gen , wheras our prob is geting a "real" bi man but thats another story and isnt anyone business , all ill say is that the meets we've had were good and non have realy gon rong be it fem cpl or male , except for the second wher the guy couldnt tak no for an answer when we said we had to cancle the meet thx to family probs
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heaysy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 43
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well my way is holding my temper untill the offending person is out of hearing range then punching the closest wall as hard as i can ..:looks guiltily at the holes in his living room walls: erm failing that avoid the cituation , buy a bull whip and hang it on ur office wall and as ur office isnt sound proof they will all here its crack as u practice during the tea break ;)
matt
erm i just ignore them completly and turn my ears off
crystal
matt
erm i just ignore them completly and turn my ears off
crystal
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first question ..you got an add? (photo ad i mean)
then i would say add ur location be it the dark side of the sun or glasgow (oh wait same place ah well) to ur forum profile , then just be yourself in here and chat , dont act in a me tarzan you jane kinda way .....oh and cross ur fingers
it isnt about getting lucky its about being appealing oh and get a web cam best thing we ever did , dont need to play on it as u dont have to do anything you dont want to , but it is a good thing to have so u can show that u really are who your pics show (if u have them)
lastly i surgest u look at the newbi thread stickied and pm for a mentor to help you out a bit or even just someone whose been here a while to talk to ((btw ty dammyfor being ours ))
and have to say as a young cpl (21/22) we had fears of not being taken seriouslly ourselfs coz theres a lot of younger cpls that are really older single men pretending (and i dont say all are coz obviously we arnt and i know of a few cpls who arnt but also had 2 young cpls who turned into a 20st bloke when the cam went on)
oh before i forget :welcome: from both of us
matt and crystal
xxx
then i would say add ur location be it the dark side of the sun or glasgow (oh wait same place ah well) to ur forum profile , then just be yourself in here and chat , dont act in a me tarzan you jane kinda way .....oh and cross ur fingers
it isnt about getting lucky its about being appealing oh and get a web cam best thing we ever did , dont need to play on it as u dont have to do anything you dont want to , but it is a good thing to have so u can show that u really are who your pics show (if u have them)lastly i surgest u look at the newbi thread stickied and pm for a mentor to help you out a bit or even just someone whose been here a while to talk to
((btw ty dammyfor being ours ))and have to say as a young cpl (21/22) we had fears of not being taken seriouslly ourselfs coz theres a lot of younger cpls that are really older single men pretending (and i dont say all are coz obviously we arnt and i know of a few cpls who arnt but also had 2 young cpls who turned into a 20st bloke when the cam went on)
oh before i forget
:welcome: from both of usmatt and crystal
xxx
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please excuse my lack of angelicness for the last few days ..had a meet that started on friday and kept going right thru till this morning ...
:hides her pitchfork and replaces the halo:
now then as im wide awake anyone need my services ((chat only please ...im sore :P))
crystal
:hides her pitchfork and replaces the halo:
now then as im wide awake anyone need my services ((chat only please ...im sore :P))
crystal
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Quote by Nomad_Soul
You could always ask the club to play 'The Time Warp' just as Paul makes his entrance, although please feel free to improve on my suggestion.
make it "lets all meet up in the year 2 thousand" instead and id say its a winner
:Por then again do nothing and use it for next time he takes the piss
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Quote by Goooner1
Exchanged a few emails with a that responded to our ad earlier today, he was desperate to meet, so we arranged it, he got here, came on Debs tits in about 30 seconds, said he had to nip to the shop to get some fags and he'd be back in a couple of minutes.
Of course he never did
I'm sure there must be some genuine guys out there aren't there?
No names mentioned to protect his embarrassment
erm did it occur to u to look at it from his side , coz as is said id agree he was gen as he turned up but now think not as a swinger or as half a couple , think as a bloke , a testosterone filled matcho man whos just joined a threesome and shot his load in 30 seconds ....
now think how bloody embarissed you are feeling that you couldnt last and hold said load
now run away like he did and i might , coz i know i sure as hell hide when i and ck have been teasing and playing all day without my cumming and no penatration then as soon as i enter her i fire when usually i dont come for hours untill im told she wants me to.
i never feel embarissed at any other time as much as i do then (think thats why she does it too me hehe) and if we wernt living together id run home and hide my face in shame , even living with her i kinda hide coz being quick draw mcgraw is a damb turn off .
matt
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oh deff he would have had to hav serviced both of us .. we were just a bit busy hehe , do kinda fel for him tho by the time we asked him to join us we were so ired that when he said take a breather first we both fel asep on him before he got to play aswell .. so i know why he feels a bit like a third wheel :P next time ill make sure he gets to join soner ..or atleast start earlier and soberer
crystal
crystal
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have to say ilike mikenorths idea of having the munch list in the cafe instead of the lmu bit but then again the one post chancers get told the same as the rest of us newbies ,,,, post well and show ur charecter in the fourum and then we'll see what happens , and the one posters just think a few posts will work and dont get invited and ppl like me and ck wear thier fingers to the bone ad get to the point of invite because they are gen and want to come for no other reason than a night out
oh and add to that the idea of draging a certain tall dark bloke home with us afterwards but we didnt get that idea untill wednesday :P
matt
oh and add to that the idea of draging a certain tall dark bloke home with us afterwards but we didnt get that idea untill wednesday :P
matt
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ooer vicky mind heading our way with the waxing kit ill cheat just so someone else can wax the areas not seen by most on both of us coz i wuss out when doing myself and i hate hurting ck :P
but usually id say no cheating is bad ..then again im the one whose usually pissed and surgests it and is then so badly pissed i start playing strip black jack instead hehe
matt
but usually id say no cheating is bad ..then again im the one whose usually pissed and surgests it and is then so badly pissed i start playing strip black jack instead hehe
matt
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Quote by Sarah
... crawls under the nearest table and begs for water ... geeze I'm such a lightweight lately ...
C x
Gets under table with Calista, to see what we can get up to :P
psst both of u sneak under here and bring ur cloths to add to the nest its kinda comfy but needs more padding
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hehe if i thought anything was going to happen ii wouldnt have touched the drink atall :P was only drunk coz the fem who joined us was on her time of the month and we we're ment to play :P im just waiting for one of them to sober up and waken up enought to play :P
matt
matt
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am i the only one whos felt kinda reduntant in a mff 3some? guess this is only a question for the men out there hehe , coz just had our first ffm 3some which wasnt really planed and im still kinda drunk writing this , so scuse the gramatical and spelling errors but just had a meet where the lass had hit her time of the moth so wernt planning to do anything except chat and drink so kinda got to drunk and started having some fun and carried on from there and i just felt i shouldnt be there coz crystal and the other fem were having a great time and i seemed to just be an addon when anyone even paid attention to me , is it just me or was it my nerves getting in the way ?
matt
matt
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been on the telly 4-6 times
3 times on songs of prais when i was younger (6 - 9 - 10 ) first at chesinton world of adventures , second , was caterbury cathederal , and the third was on a P&O ferry to france and back from dover
then on a documentry about denbies (i think thats right) vin yards when i was about 12 i think ..cant rem to well as i lived in scotlant and it was only shown on grampian (got on it when visiting my gran and grandad down south)
last 2 not sure it counts as they were adverts kinda , one was about FAB (Friends Against Bullies) when it was first started by hermitage acadamy . and the last i was in the background as my sister did a young scots enterprise thing with our school down in cumnock (for those who know the area the high school not the acadamy ... i have some dignaty :P)
matt
3 times on songs of prais when i was younger (6 - 9 - 10 ) first at chesinton world of adventures , second , was caterbury cathederal , and the third was on a P&O ferry to france and back from dover
then on a documentry about denbies (i think thats right) vin yards when i was about 12 i think ..cant rem to well as i lived in scotlant and it was only shown on grampian (got on it when visiting my gran and grandad down south)
last 2 not sure it counts as they were adverts kinda , one was about FAB (Friends Against Bullies) when it was first started by hermitage acadamy . and the last i was in the background as my sister did a young scots enterprise thing with our school down in cumnock (for those who know the area the high school not the acadamy ... i have some dignaty :P)
matt
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yep another newbie throwing his ore in :P
personally i wouldnt want to know if someoned had vouched for me and i wouldnt ask anyone too coz if theirs drink involved my behaviour can change from nite out to nite out , sometimes i can be quiet sometimes so flirty crystal ends up telling me off , and sometimes i just start singing and cant stop ((in a kareoke way not football yob way ) , and i couldnt vouch for anyone as even crystal surprises me sometimes with her behaviour on nites out and ive lived with her for 5-6 years , not in a bad way mind you but she has a habit when sober to spk without thinking first , not a bad thing except when she says something about anything that isnt someone business ect
hmm having just possibly lost my invite for the glasgow much ill leave now hehe
matt
personally i wouldnt want to know if someoned had vouched for me and i wouldnt ask anyone too coz if theirs drink involved my behaviour can change from nite out to nite out , sometimes i can be quiet sometimes so flirty crystal ends up telling me off , and sometimes i just start singing and cant stop ((in a kareoke way not football yob way ) , and i couldnt vouch for anyone as even crystal surprises me sometimes with her behaviour on nites out and ive lived with her for 5-6 years , not in a bad way mind you but she has a habit when sober to spk without thinking first , not a bad thing except when she says something about anything that isnt someone business ect
hmm having just possibly lost my invite for the glasgow much ill leave now hehe
matt
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Quote by MrFC
Ere what's going on why is The Lairdwearing a skirt?
This comment from one who excelled in this challenge???????
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/20523/600.html
(About half way down I think)
But I've never worn a skirt
and the stockings were leg warmers (central heating packed up) 
im surprised the laird hasnt picked you up bodily and thrown you to the ladies naked for that comment about the skirt , its a kilt! big difference ..the main one being ask any scotsman to his face about his skirt .... ooer.... i mean kilt and he's likly to break ur nose (i think so u look silly as he feels when being asked) at least i would :P
matt
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take a piccy of it PL let us all see what the super spidey looks like babes
and if u cant think of anything else to do with it max loves having spiders sit on his head so send it up this way
matt
DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT EEEKKK
that god damb lizard is bad enough dont send me a giant spider too , ill lose whats left of the living room :shudder:
crystal
and if u cant think of anything else to do with it max loves having spiders sit on his head so send it up this way
matt
DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT EEEKKK
that god damb lizard is bad enough dont send me a giant spider too , ill lose whats left of the living room :shudder:
crystal
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Quote by marmalaid
Steve Irwin!!!!!! :doh:
For god sake give me the spider any day. Could take it out shopping for shoes and things. Maybe even train it to hold vibrators and such.
Yeah, I' well twisted :crazy:
Take it shopping??? Woman, have you any idea how much you'd spend on shoes for that many feet?
Probably less than she'd spend on her own two! Have you never had a woman buy you shoes?
yep i know that feeling , asked a lass to pick me up a pair of trainers while she was shoping and gave her some money , 5 hours later she turns up with 4 pairs and wouldnt give me the recept to take them back or let me give her the money to make up the difference ... hmm theres an idea wonder if i have a huge spider around to break them in for me
matt
and no it wasnt crystal ..honest it wasnt ((says no while noding his head to indicate yes))
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Quote by bigDewi69
See this thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48601.html
It's a scam. Do not reply, simply delete it and move on to the next email (which is probably trying to sell you Rolex watches or viagra!)
Or you can reply and string them along for a while. They're trying to get you to connect to a different site which used a a minute dialler so you can have some fun slagging them off but still seeming interested :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
pmsl good idea think ill go have some fun now hehe , and i had my mail anonymous so ill make a up to reply with hehe
matt
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Quote by In_awe_of_U
See this thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48601.html
It's a scam. Do not reply, simply delete it and move on to the next email (which is probably trying to sell you Rolex watches or viagra!)
cool thx for the link , ok is deleted now , much to crystals delight hehe
matt
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ok i just got a mail thats kinda thrown me ,
1st bit is we are searching as a couple so that bit is confusing as the mail asks for a man
second bit is it seems to be a third party asking me to give details to them for there female friend
heres the mail (edited to keep some privacy)
a confused matt and a miffed crystal
1st bit is we are searching as a couple so that bit is confusing as the mail asks for a man
second bit is it seems to be a third party asking me to give details to them for there female friend
heres the mail (edited to keep some privacy)
We have a ladyfriend in the area and she asked us to find her a guy - please send us an email with '#^$%'' in the subject box (and a few more details) and we will pass this on to 's OK - good luck !
%&#
Email me at -
XXXXXXXXXX
a confused matt and a miffed crystal
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i find t hard to trust anyone myself sunbunny due to some werd thngs that wont drag up .
but what will say s ths there is only one way to know wether u can trust someone and that is to trust them a lttle and over tme the trust will ether grow or diminsh depending on the persons actons
oh and dont trust or distrust anyone on someone elses advice or maybe thats just my inate paranioa but i allway begin to mistrust the person giving an evaluation of someone else more than i would distrust the person they were saying not to trust
erm did that make any kinda sense?
hmm think i might need to finish my coffe then rewrite it when awake :P
matt
and dont trust anyone who thinks they are insane like me hehe
but what will say s ths there is only one way to know wether u can trust someone and that is to trust them a lttle and over tme the trust will ether grow or diminsh depending on the persons actons
oh and dont trust or distrust anyone on someone elses advice or maybe thats just my inate paranioa but i allway begin to mistrust the person giving an evaluation of someone else more than i would distrust the person they were saying not to trust
erm did that make any kinda sense?
hmm think i might need to finish my coffe then rewrite it when awake :P
matt
and dont trust anyone who thinks they are insane like me hehe
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crystal's sex drive wanders off for no reason what so ever all the time in this house and can be on walkabout for months on end to sudanlly reapear without warning and end up with me screaming no more please dear go let it stop after a week of being used as a human sex toy.
its ur other halfs job to find ur sex drive babes not urs , all it takes is a well planned suduction at an unexpected time rather than spur of the moment or bedtime sex ect .
matt
its ur other halfs job to find ur sex drive babes not urs , all it takes is a well planned suduction at an unexpected time rather than spur of the moment or bedtime sex ect .
matt
