we say tell the lass the truth and then walk away no matter what her reaction talking from experience , keep her as a friend by all means if she is willing for just friendship but nothing more.
Matt was n roughtly the same situation a year and a half ago and told her that being friends with nsa was ok but he wasnt going to move to relationship and leave crysal , the lass seemed t go along wth t and when matt moved back up north as the job he was on was over everything went tts up , so far he's been accused of and soposadly she lost 3 babes that were hs (even tho all these pregnances started 6 mnths after he came back up north)
heaysyandck
oh and if one of them surgests it .. dont accept the lets all live together either it fucks with ur head bigtime even having it surgested :glares at crystal:
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hmm best revenge? that would be ...erm .. im not really sure i should say as its kinda crimial but after a guy pinched my supra i pinched his BMW 3 sieries and posted it back ..
yes posted piece by piece , took about 3 months hehe
would have put it back together if i had got my car back but he didnt come up with it so he is sitting with a car that isnt a write off coz it isnt damaged laying in bits in his garage with no idea how to put it back together
matt
yes posted piece by piece , took about 3 months hehe
would have put it back together if i had got my car back but he didnt come up with it so he is sitting with a car that isnt a write off coz it isnt damaged laying in bits in his garage with no idea how to put it back together
matt
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Quote by DaFunkyone
try ur local petrol staton they usually have some babes
just dont do what matt does and try and patch it with bits from under the furniture lol :P
opps shouldnt have told u that hehe
crystal
Hey, stop stealing my lines!!! :sparring:
sry hun ddnt read ur line properlly
forgive me? 
crystal
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argee with what teds said 100% but just rem if u meet at a house u are still under no obligation hun , just make sure u have a friend on speedail , if they are gen then u have np hun and its just a small precation , and make sure u have a condom with u babes as even if u dont say about it right away , no guy on the planet is going to say no to putting it on if u cross ur legs when the fun's about to begin because u feel he must wear one
matt
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Quote by EagerSlut
Why can't they read the map the right way up (top of the page is North) so that when you need to make a left turn (ie to the East, remember we're going in a southerly direction), you look for a road on the map, as you're viewing the page, which goes off to the right? Simple, isn't it? You KNOW East is to the right of the page, so when you're travelling South, and you're viewing the map from the South looking North, as it were, you know that a left turn will ostensibly appear to be a right turn!
erm have to say here as a bloke who went through both scouts and militry map reading ... you do need to turn the map coz it should allways face north:P the north arrows there for a reason ...to show u which way to point the map .. so tho it may look annoying and is a bit of a pain to turn it ..the ppl who turn it are reading it right , just coz leaving the map facing one way so we can read the road names is easier doesnt mean its right
matthew
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Quote by AndyS-NE
very wise and have to say wish someone had said them to me when i was younger
matt
You wouldn't have listened!!!
hehe ur right :P and if i had listened i wouldnt have left home so early and be sitting with a beautiful g/f and and even more georgous daughter
so every cloud has a silver lining .. in my case its a gold one ;)
matt
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Quote by Mikehboy19its ok hun
No offense to anyone here or anything, but asking us to measure aint gonna get you no-where either. I doubt you are liers, but c'mon, you've seen the ads of people proposing to have a 7-9" cock having it turn out to be like 5 or 6 in real life. How can you honestly take anyones word on here without a picture of it next to a ruler or tape measure? No no no, i aint asking for proof or anything just stating the facts.
we wernt asking for sizes
as all we wanted to knnow was wether matt had come across the possible source for the myth just want a true or false no mesurements of any kind
and the one prob with pics including ruler is we dont want banned for posting it ;) maybe thats why the subject keeps coming up with slight variations after all the hand one only just disapeared and the feet turn up crystal
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hiyas all anyone else remember the barron knights song about the french? the one about the channel tunnel ect?
just wondering as i cant find it anywhere either on the net or in the local shops
if anyone knows where i can download it please tell me {begs}
also just tell me if u remember it because im starting to believe its a figment of my imagination and fell silly trying to find it as crystal is convinced i made it up
matt
just wondering as i cant find it anywhere either on the net or in the local shops
if anyone knows where i can download it please tell me {begs}also just tell me if u remember it because im starting to believe its a figment of my imagination and fell silly trying to find it as crystal is convinced i made it up
matt
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Quote by marmalaid
5. 'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
"I am" is the shortest sentence in the Bible.
"I do" is just as short in sentence structure as " I am"
See...bottle blonde
I disagree, I do seems to go on for ever.
Which reminds me,
What's the longest word in the English langauge?
(inverse video for the answer}
<Smiles, there's a mile between the first and last letters...>
longest legitamate word
pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (30 letters) (technicle term)
longest direct transation from latin used by medical science
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters) (a lung desaese
longest words with no letter twice
uncopyrightable and dermatoglyphics (both 15 letters)
Some editions of the Guinness Book of Records mention praetertranssubstantiationalistically (37 letters), used in Mark McShane's Untimely Ripped (1963), and aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic (52 letters), attributed to Dr Edward Strother (1675-1737).
and no im not a complete smartass i just asked jeeves (and yes i did highlight the smile bit was just bored and seemed to be the usless fact brigade today so i joined in :P)
matt
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Quote by blonde
Really strange that no-one has asked me who said it?????
Should I name her???
I think that as this was allegedly a private conversation.... it would be seen as a breach of trust, not only by the lady concerned but by many.............resulting in possibly an adverse effect on yourself........
equi-princess xxx
Equi babe............. I agree.............. why name her and upset her ?? The fact that its been posted in the forum has probably already done that !!
have to agree to , the fact uve said that in here undermines u being able to say u are discrete again and the u pulled out the suports by asking if we wanted to know who ,
(in his best biggles imprestion) very poor show that man
matt
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Quote by john45_sw_uk
have to say seagull i dont think ur sad for enjoying it so do I and im a house husband to the core and it can be enjoyable (snip)
matt
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
hehe think im crazy eh? my last job was with the canals try standing hip deep in a overflow ditch in the middle of winter trying to clear it so the water could flow (think sewage mud clay and rubbish or better example ..the river ankh thro ankh-morpork in the terry pratchett diskworld novels) then compair it to house work believe me the housework is far more enjoyable than my usuall work lol
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have to say seagull i dont think ur sad for enjoying it so do I and im a house husband to the core and it can be enjoyable , but i def know what its like to doss about for a weekend then catch up when her and the wee one are away and trying to catch up its worse than trying to get ready for inspection :P
matt
its worse than trying to get ready for inspection :Pmatt
