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herts_darlings1
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herts_darlings1
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Why am I the only person in the western world that thinks this is the biggest none story since "Phew, what a scorcher! "
It's Dave I feel sorry for, the current shows will only be repeatable for the next 20 years, what are they going to show then?
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I think this has been the best six nations for years! One round left and three teams still in with a genuine chance of winning it. Think I will be spending all next Saturday afternoon in front of the telly lol
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Wales, very good. England at 15 minutes minutes should have been out of sight, instead behind at half time. Are they been coached by the English cricket team?
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Just going to check my donor card, see what bits they may want lol
Just a mad, mad thought. I die and my todger is given to someone who needs it. Fine, no problem.
After what I would hope was a reasonable time (at least a day or two) Lady H starts dating again. A year or so on and she actually meets Mr Right who is just about recovered from a transplant. Then one night, the music, the moonlight and the ex's cock!
I won't care, I will be dancing in heaven with Margaret Fontaine but it would be really screwy for them.
"It looks bigger on you than it did on him" :lol:
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Quote by NC4Swing
Hi,
I'll give you my thoughts from my perspective as a married man.
C & me no longer use condoms when alone together as we have been together for 15 years, have been faithful to one another, etc.
We would not consider playing with anyone else, or being in the company of anyone else, without using condoms and that means all involved including me with C. It's double standards and disrespectful for us to expect to play without but expect others to have to use them to play with us, so the simplest way is for all to use at all times or don't expect to get anywhere with us.
Just our opinions,
N ( & C)

This just about sums it up for us too!
If people want to practice unsafe sex then suppose they are within there rights but it is definitely not for us. I wonder if they appreciate what the risks are and if the NHS wasn't about to pick up the pieces if it all went septic, would they still do it.
I remember the HIV public information films of the early 1980's! A lot of what was in those films is relevant today. It's not just HIV but as listed, a whole lot of other nasties. They made an impression on me and put the fear of god into this, then relatively young bi sexual male.
If you even question putting a welly boot on it, we aren't coming out to play! Be safe, be sensible and be healthy.
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Bloke needs banning, not from driving but from the human race!
I can't find anything amusing in grotesque language, sexist comments or road rage! It is not ironic, it is just abuse.
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Quote by GnV
Good win for Ireland. Team well co-ordinated, disciplined and a well deserved victory.

I agree, they were a better team. Think Ireland may go on and do the Grand Slam but don't write of Wales as champions yet. Really enjoying this six nations, can't wait for the next round of matches.
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Thing is with this weekends games, the teams best matched to each other are playing each other! Think England need to put a lot of pressure on Sexton if they are going to win this one. Ireland will have the edge in the pack and England need to spoil the feed to the backs without giving away penalty's.
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This weekend I think will define who finishes where in the six nations! So looking forward to this round of matches.
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We both had single profiles before we got a couples one. When we first went into the chat rooms as a "couple" we got the feeling that certain people (sure you know the type) thought "fresh meat!" as we had been members for a couple of hours, no views, no friends and no idea.
Thankfully, we were a little less green than most.
We actually had quite a laugh, we set up 3 computers and logged on one as a couple and the other 2 with our single profiles, then kept rotating the camera between the 3 (simple things please simple minds) so if a guy messaged V with "hi we are close, want to meet?" I would reply from my male (bi male at that) "hi she is busy but I can meet you!" lol
Suppose that was against the rules but it was 3 years ago now and we were kinda newbies.
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Quote by Jamesmary2007
should have had more confidence ! always knew we'd win down there (not) !! Having the roof off obviously made a big difference - the Welsh boys were too busy looking for the stars !!!

Well there were 15 stars stood in front of them lol
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Quote by Gerty35
Didn't think it was going to go that way after the first half, suspect the England team must have been given one hell of a pep talk at half time.

Yes, I think England must have got a rocket at half time and the Welsh at full time.
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Quote by Katniss
You are ever so lucky to have snowdrops!!!! I have seen the daffs poking out on the green near me so i guess spring might have sprung a little bit here in the south east - I'll believe it when my nipples stop sticking out like chablis corks when i get out of bed of a morning :rascal:

You show me your chablis corks, I will show you my snowdrops!wink
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It is, honest! The snowdrops in my garden look lovely.
Just waiting for England to knock ten bells out of the French in the six nations and I will start thinking about planting some seed potatoes.
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Quote by GnV
Read back through the thread. I've already answered that question previously.

Gone back through all 6 pages....I can plenty of times you have sought to distract from that question...but no where that you have answered it !! Nearest you came is when you said as Mrs Thatcher was dead she can't be found guilty. I'm sorry but she can....if documents arise that show she knew and choose to do nothing and ignore, then she is guilty. Jimmy Saville is dead.....but I can't see to many people calling him innocent. Cyril Smith is dead....but can't see many people calling him innocent.
Simple enough question....If it is found by a totally independent enquiry, now headed up up, by a judge from new Zealand, with no links to nay party or any other British establishment, that a ring operated within Westminster ...will you openly condemn the people involved, and anyone involved with a cover up ??
No comment about Harriet Harman, Jack Dromey and Patricia Hewitt then I see. Those awful people still in the so called 'establishment' who were the founder members of PIE - just as a reminder - the diabolical organisation which called for sex with 10 year olds to be made legal.
It is reckoned that this new enquiry, if it ever gets off the ground, headed by Ms Goddard will not report before 2018. It's terms of reference are yet to be determined but it is thought that it will mainly focus on more recent events such as Rotherham and measures to prevent this type of establishment abuse ever happening again. Good luck to them. This is a more pragmatic approach to take.
Now, I'm sure Ms Goddard is a resourceful kind of person; the thought of £791 per day (if she is to be remunerated at the same going rate as Chilcot - his rate set in 2009 hasn't changed) must be quite alluring and I wouldn't doubt that, like the Chilcot débâcle, it will undoubtedly stretch far beyond the 3 years suggested. I mean, you cant rush these things, can you?
You are correct, you can't rush these things! Or people jump to conclusions which seems to be the case in this thread. I do not believe in conspiracies however!
It does appear strange to me that that the previously chosen chairs for this enquiry turned out to not only unsuitable for the role but also unacceptable to the survivors! I wish Justice Goddard very good health, however wouldn't it be a little coincidence if it was found that she had an illness that meant she could not continue in her new role?
This selection process has taken a very long time, time for those who may have something to hide to leave office. Also time for those who put this enquiry into place to be seen to do the right thing be there paymasters. That is not a swipe at any political party but of all political parties, establishments and organisations that have and in some cases continue to close ranks to protect the guilty at the expense of the victims.
To suggest one document is by some way proof of guilt is not helpful. What it is, is a starting point to investigate one thread of what has gone on to find out "THE TRUTH!" To suggest that some (very misguidedly) were sympathetic to the idea of lowering the age of consent are guilty of a criminal act, is to attempt to deny them there right to free speech. It is however an opportunity to question these people to find out who lobbied them and what was there intensive to do this.
I understand that historic allegations stretching back before the 1970's are now going to be looked into. This process will take time but surely waiting for the conclusions is better than tar and feathering anybody who is mentioned with out proof of guilt? Or perhaps some would like a witch hunt and don't care about the truth!
I think that the victims deserve justice and everything must be done in an attempt to ensure there are no more victims in the future. That is why this enquiry is so important, that is why it has to be fearless and not distracted from it's task and that is why it has to be given free access to turn any stone it thinks will be useful to the enquiry.
Do not presume you know the truth, that is the way to ruin, do not get the hammer and nails out till the facts are known, please!
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Quote by Katniss
This weekend I shall be making birthday cake, but not eating it :/
My preference is for gluten free carrot cake as we have a pretty nasty wheat intolerance in our household, im getting quite good at gluten free baking, and mr herts i do a mean lemon drizzle :rascal:

What makes you think this is Mr Herts? I have . ...er he has fine athletic body lol :lol: (not)
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Is there any better cake in the whole world than a home made Lemon Drizzle cake with tonnes of butter cream in the middle?
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1) Depends if Deals have to be made! Hopefully not;-
Teresa May (ineffective as Home secretary and no reason to think she would be any better in No. 10)
Boris (jumped up self publicist who puts style above substance)
Ed Miliband (weak)
2) To stay the same.
3) Euro = , US Dollar -
4) Depends on OPEC but about for unleaded by Autumn.
5) Russia to continue to occupy the areas of the Ukraine they control now. The rest of the world only managing to wave an angry finger in there direction.
6) No, not for at least 12 months after the general election as promises will be made in the campaign that will have to be kept (till they think we have all forgotten)
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I quite like these threads, love sport but cycling has passed me by and this makes me feel better that someone else has cycling covered.
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Quote by tyracer
My wonderful neighbours took theirs down in one day!!!!!! 6 weeks to put them up, one day to take them down - I can see the reindeers antlers poking over my fence though, great for hanging my washing on when the weather cheers up a bit :bounce:

or hooking your legs over for a bit of out door fun :haha::haha:
ffs mr herts im only tiny and my fence is 7 ft high!!!!! Dave would have to suspend me upside down with ropes and stuff :rascal: now theres an idea sillyhwoar::phwoar:
dirty bugger lol
or learn stilt walking :lol:
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Quote by Katniss
My wonderful neighbours took theirs down in one day!!!!!! 6 weeks to put them up, one day to take them down - I can see the reindeers antlers poking over my fence though, great for hanging my washing on when the weather cheers up a bit :bounce:

or hooking your legs over for a bit of out door fun :haha::haha:
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Why have some people still got there Christmas decorations up?
FFS, I know about candlemas eve, your not impressing anybody and it's not big and it's not clever!
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Quote by dee_licious
If Dee had a black book she would probably burn it - after all she burns everything else bolt

rotflmao
whip kat sis xx
Burn baby burn lol
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Actually gullsonroad, perhaps you would like to take this opportunity to condemn the murderers and those who assisted them?
You don't have to, just a thought. After all you are free to do and say as you please.
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Quote by ShropsDogs
Does anyone else have this fetish for extremely figure hugging clothes on a lady? For example really tight trousers that, shall we say, 'outline' the shape of a woman. This doesn't have to be something like latex or rubber (although that's always good!) but can be denim, cotton or stretchy corduroy.... A particular fashion these days is for disco pants or shorts made of a kind of spandex material which I think is great smile
I'm trying to find others who are also into this type of fetish.

Prefer nude to be honest lol
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