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hertsguy30s
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · Cheshire
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:P PMSL @ Neil's post - I couldn't agree more. Raw sex is great but snogging is just..wow..well just incredibly intimate and exciting...its all in the anticipation..it suggests more intimacy to come. Can be delicate, peaceful and relaxing or raw, animal and passionate or anywhere in between. Lips, ears, eyes, a long neck of course a personal favourite of mine..ladies what DOES having your neck nibbled do to you?? You all seem to go orgasmic at the very thought!
Phew blimey...very hot n bothered now...need to have a cold shower...
Phew blimey...very hot n bothered now...need to have a cold shower...
hi Maia and welcome :welcome: to the SH family!
I'm sure there are plenty of ladies here who'll be very happy to get to know you...come along to one of the Summer munches. I'm hoping to get invited along to my first one in Essex..apparently they are a great no-pressure way to get to know many of the SH faces.
I'm sure there are plenty of ladies here who'll be very happy to get to know you...come along to one of the Summer munches. I'm hoping to get invited along to my first one in Essex..apparently they are a great no-pressure way to get to know many of the SH faces.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
as for paying bill i suppose thats summat u have 2 work out urselves but i think men as a rule pay after all the woman can look else where, its harder 4 the guy 2 get a meet lol
Harder for the guy to get a meet? Really? Not that tricky in my experience..I always tend to go Dutch when booking a room ..means we end up in a really nice place, with big old balcony (nice for the exhibitionism) and jacuzzi, in nice rural area rather than some nasty motorway TravelLodge (did it once, huge mistake, never again!)
Anyhow I'm glad to hear you've decided to stick to clubs n hotels. As mentioned by the earlier correspondents safety is paramount and dogging with complete strangers although exciting should only be considered if you have a bodyguard or two!
Me playing devil's advocate based on my own experiences:
Men sneeze once and rattle the windows (I've turned into my Dad!)
Women sneeze 400 times in quick succession sounding like a rabbit backfiring.
Men sweat
Women glow(hah!)
Men go for a dump
Women powder their noses
Men don't use maps, don;t ask for directions and get lost
Women try to read maps, get it wrong, DO ask for directions, misunderstand directions when given and get lost.
Men can't find anything in the fridge
Women periodically rearrange fridge to confuse the men
Men can't figure out how to wash non-iron shirts so they come out not needing ironing
Women can't resist using 'tumble dry' for everything - wool included
Women abandon used crockery around the house until there is nothing left clean to use
Men end up collecting said crockery and hand washing it cos the food has now stuck to it like glue
Men have one track minds (sex with anyone)
Women have one track minds (rose tinted romantic stroll with Johnny Depp)
Good thing we all love each other innit??!
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Men sneeze once and rattle the windows (I've turned into my Dad!)
Women sneeze 400 times in quick succession sounding like a rabbit backfiring.
Men sweat
Women glow(hah!)
Men go for a dump
Women powder their noses
Men don't use maps, don;t ask for directions and get lost
Women try to read maps, get it wrong, DO ask for directions, misunderstand directions when given and get lost.
Men can't find anything in the fridge
Women periodically rearrange fridge to confuse the men
Men can't figure out how to wash non-iron shirts so they come out not needing ironing
Women can't resist using 'tumble dry' for everything - wool included
Women abandon used crockery around the house until there is nothing left clean to use
Men end up collecting said crockery and hand washing it cos the food has now stuck to it like glue
Men have one track minds (sex with anyone)
Women have one track minds (rose tinted romantic stroll with Johnny Depp)
Good thing we all love each other innit??!
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Matt - As the risk of sounding as though I am stating the obvious, we could speculate on possible numbers until the rozzers come home but it won't get anyone anywhere. You sound like a man with an excellent location in mind so why not post an invitation in the Meeting Up or Dogging forum and see what kind of response you get. Then see how many follow through and turn up on the night.
Quite seriously it might be interesting for hosts of events to actually post up numbers who said they'd attend and those who actually did. Over time this could be used as a rule-of-thumb to gauge likely turnout to different types of events/venues. Any of the mods like to chip in on this idea?
I'm still a newbie so not getting invited to anything yet but maybe i'll earn some brownie points for this idea!
Quite seriously it might be interesting for hosts of events to actually post up numbers who said they'd attend and those who actually did. Over time this could be used as a rule-of-thumb to gauge likely turnout to different types of events/venues. Any of the mods like to chip in on this idea?
I'm still a newbie so not getting invited to anything yet but maybe i'll earn some brownie points for this idea!
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How can a newbie get on a list when no one will let them in cos there new ?
If I got in invite to one id be known :cry:
I do have to agree with Ms N - i know you are more of an old hand here than me but both as relative newbies it is a bit of a chicken and egg situation. Maybe Ms N and I should pool our resources..addd together our combined postings and maybe we can be invited along as a couple!
The oriental girlie from Hi-5 (kids prog on Ch 5 early morning) ..actually dammit I really DO fancy her and I'm not embarrased about it at all! Well...maybe a little...but phwoarr! Another slightly embarrasing choice was the girl/lady who presented BBC Breakfast before Natasha whatserface started..now SHE was cute (Natasha's just got far too many teeth and about as much sex appeal as a box of Persil Automatic Non-Bio)
