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hisandhers
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 57
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by westerross
redface Im sorry its Sunday morning I admit I'm not logical until after 3 cups of coffee but please can some one explain spoons & scissors to me? surprisedops:
I probably know which positions you are talking about if you describe it further :oops:
Just had visions of you using scissors to snip it shorter :scared:
As for spoons wonders will never cease lol
rotflmao

I was offering demonstrations - purely in the interest of research you understand! :oops:
Spoons. Woman lies on her side with both legs together but drawn up slightly towards her chest. Man lies behind her - facing towards her and gently penetrates from behind. Imagine two spoons nesting together in your cutlery draw. wink
Scissors. Woman lies on her back. Man lies on his side, beside her, facing towards her. Woman pulls the leg nearest to man up towards her chest to allow him to slide his hips towards her. The man then clasps her other leg between his like a pair of scissors and then gently, slowly penetrates her. This is a lovely position because it allows the woman to be stimulated manually whilst the man penetrates her. There's no straining so it can go on for hours.....
There you are I told you a demonstration would be better. I've probably completely confused the situation now.
rolleyes
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I get ya now fank u kiss
redface Im sorry its Sunday morning I admit I'm not logical until after 3 cups of coffee but please can some one explain spoons & scissors to me? surprisedops:
I probably know which positions you are talking about if you describe it further :oops:
Just had visions of you using scissors to snip it shorter :scared:
As for spoons wonders will never cease lol
rotflmao
Quote by roverman
i never thought you did have false teeth..at another meet wink

sorry roverman don't meet single males
I find oral & anal very personal in different ways
anal for me is about trust whereas oral I can give anyone a BJ however would only allow His to finish fully allowing me to swallow. With others I give a BJ & love them to finish elsewhere whether its over me or inside me.
Does that seem strange?
I however would recieve oral from anyone- Is that selfish? I love it lol
have a good time you lot I'll keep my fingers crossed that the rain stays away
Quote by Steve
Cant believe your diary isnt bursting with potential dates :shock:

it is all dates for family stuff lol
So come on folks I don't really have false teeth & wear curlers in my hair :lol: (unless you want me to!!)
Quote by flower411
have a good night you two kiss

We would !! but ya too far away wink
ha we're trying to get a meet ourselves rotflmao
I know !!! I spotted that lol :lol:
But it`s our thread that`s getting bumped to the top !!! :rotflmao:
smackbottom will see about that :giggle:
Quote by flower411
have a good night you two kiss

We would !! but ya too far away wink
ha we're trying to get a meet ourselves rotflmao
Quote by Sunseekercouple
Wow! Juist looked at your pro. WOW again, wish we were nearer. It seems everyone in the forest where I live is wanking behind
Best of luck for tomorrow, you deserve the very best with that georgeous body. WOW!. wow!

redface thank you kiss
Roll up, roll up, for one night only (sat 19th July) we have the chance to unravel my curlers n put back in my false teeth rotflmao
Yes we have a night to ourselves :happy: before the dreaded six weeks hols
I've dug out my sussies n dusted off the cobwebs on my high heels. (yes its been bloody ages since we've had a meet)
So if any couples fancy a sexy, fun night For One Night Only check out our profile, honest we don't bite wink
in edit His has just given me a poke n says that I've not put down or singles ladies :rascal:
Quote by redwine_lover
i promise me and allen will try and be on our best behaviour well i think biggrin

no chance hahahahaq
RWL
xxx
smackbottom never mind who's gonna behaving or not tonight go n get ready!!
You know it takes you men at least 5 hours to get ready :giggle:
Quote by redwine_lover
Have a great night all. I so wish I could be there :cry: Bloody babysitters rolleyes
Can you all give Red & lil a kiss from me that will make em smile lol

Sod that...come and kiss me yrself!!! you know you want to!!!! hahahahahhahha
RWL
xxx
:kiss: Oh sod that come here passionkiss
what ya like - no will power hahahaha
RWL
xxx
:upset: can I not tempt you hump 69position blast haha
sorry can't help however just wanted to welcome you both to the site wave
Hope you find what you are looking for
Quote by redwine_lover
Have a great night all. I so wish I could be there :cry: Bloody babysitters rolleyes
Can you all give Red & lil a kiss from me that will make em smile lol

Sod that...come and kiss me yrself!!! you know you want to!!!! hahahahahhahha
RWL
xxx
:kiss: Oh sod that come here passionkiss
Just been reading through some threads & noticed that anais has become a moderator so I think a huge big congrats is in order.
For me hun, you always seem very supportive on here, you write some very thought provoking posts & you also make me laugh. What more do we want from a moderator lol So good luck with the new coat kiss
Have a great night all. I so wish I could be there :cry: Bloody babysitters rolleyes
Can you all give Red & lil a kiss from me that will make em smile lol
Quote by Phuckers
ha ha hairy bikers this guys make me laugh

I like hairy bikers lol
Whats made me smile today? seeing a bit of Mr sunshine biggrin
there is only one for me that I wear Jean Paul Gautier
I love it lol I spray it all over me & all over my clothes
Quote by Dawnie
Yes, no problems, as long as I knew where and who with.

That is how it works for us :thumbup:
for us too
there are no words that i can say to to you Earthy that will remove the pain of your loss at this moment.
All I can say is that our thoughts are with you & your family at this very sad time.
He shall always be with you in your heart & in your thoughts. kiss
Quote by Dawnie
Thank you kiss
:cheers: hun - maybe you'll have more time now to have fun & realise you want me :giggle:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
You never know :giggle:
might take you up on that offer of babysitting then :grin: (me)
:shock: you can't post details on the open forum about the where abouts of a social :scared:
Quote by Jay_lisax
thanks 4 text to confirm when and what time we r meeting!!see u soon x

I'm just wondering if epson really wants people to know who they have decided to meet? OMO - I would be rather upset to see some one that I'd arranged to meet openly post a confirmation on the meet when there is a pm button ---->
Have a good time anyway