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hisandhers
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 57
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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just seen this redface
well done Dawnie kiss
You deserve a medal after 6 years.
:cheers: hun - maybe you'll have more time now to have fun & realise you want me :giggle:
Anyone from the cafe fancy a chat in a room seems quiet today
If there is a few interested then I'll open a room about 4
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bolt she's gonna kill me after this lol
Happy Birthday gorgous for the 19th. You still look as good from when I first met you :rose: :inlove:
Right, off to get some champers chilled for tomoz.

smackbottom posting on the day before rolleyes I don't know!! Typical man!!
To be fare though it was the only time he got chance to post this without me seeing!!
Love you too babe now & always. Thanks for a great day. passionkiss
Thanks also to everyone who has sent me birthday wishes. My age is going down from next year back to 39 :lol: I hope I reach 0 again then I'll be 80 :scared:
bolt she's gonna kill me after this lol
Happy Birthday gorgous for the 19th. You still look as good from when I first met you :rose: :inlove:
Right, off to get some champers chilled for tomoz.
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I know it's a day early but wanted to share this in case I don't feel up to logging on tomorrow.
For those of you who are visiting their Dad tomorrow or spending it with their own kids, carpe diem my friends. Enjoy it, cherish it and take the time to say 'I love you' because some day, you'll wish you did.
You smile from your place on the mantle, your proud face captured in a frame
Happier times when you were here
When all the world seemed right and you were here to guide me on my way.
I still say hello, ask your advice and imagine you rolling your eyes at my mistakes
but never scolding, always loving
You'd pick me up when I was down, brush me off and steer me back to the right path.
I want to say I love you and always will but my words fall on a silent room
I can't hear you answer but I know you're with me
Your spirit is everywhere around me
So on this Father's Day, as ever, I'll sit and tell you my troubles
wishing you could be here today
Comforted by the thought that if I close my eyes, I can see you
Listen hard and I hear your voice
and cry a little because I miss you more than I could ever say

tears are running down my face as I write this. That was beautiful Sassy kiss
My Dad past away a few years ago & people say it gets easier however for me, it still feels like yesturday.
So Happy fathers day to all you Dads out there & a toast :cheers: to all that aren't. You shall always be in our hearts.
:love:
It doesn't matter what class you are 'labelled' in. We ought to be treated the same whether we are lower class, middle class, or upper class.
My pet hate are 'labels'
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I thought it was chaps who keep their bits and get silicon implants for breasts, thighs and buttocks to give them a feminine shape as well. Then they dress, make-up and behave as women.
I may be wrong.

That sounds dead sexy :grin: So thats a transvestite then?
'If they wanted my feminine shape there would be a sudden shortage of silicon'
smackbottom stop putting yourself down lol
A few of us were talking at work today & some one asked what a shemale was.
There was quite a debate & ended up in a quite big arguement in which I stayed out of.
I didn't pass comment myself as I'm not really sure myself. So could some one please educate me redface
some suggestions were:
Tranvestites
People born half man/half woman.
For me, I thought shemales were people who are in between surgery. I'm very sorry if I'm wrong surprisedops:
This is something on my wish list though wink
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This is poll to ask women if they prefer men to be shaven or have hairs below what u reckon

Hairy legs any day :thumbup:
rotflmao not hairy toes though :giggle:
In edit - as for the sausage & meat balls shaved please wink
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as the title says we are looking for a couple to come to ours this sat night... everything you need to no is in the link below ..if you want/need to no more please feel free to get in touch.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-4278888.html
me n her kiss

:doh: shame we didn't see this sooner or had more time to get a sitter :cry:
Never mind maybe another time wink
Have loads of fun :kiss:
wouldn't want to embarrass you sarge with a pm so :therethere: some one will pm you soon :giggle:
:shock: oh dear found at the bottom of page two so here's a bump to help him on his way lol
looks like His will be showing Mr righthand a good time at this rate :lol2:
I will be around all the rooms however will Not be opening one so see you around next wednesday lol
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I can vouch they are both lovely too
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redface I'm blushing now surprisedops:
so are you hun kiss
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Morning sexy people wave is there coffee a-brewing yet?

theres always coffee brewing here hun lol
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full english coming up then sorry guys I'm out in that garden sunbathing wink

*puts an offer in on the house next door to Hers*
ha its up for sale as well :giggle:
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Alternatively she could just mail me herself :rascal:

smackbottom this thread is for His not me.
I don't want him ending up with Mrs Righthand :giggle:
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Who's doing breakfast today dunno

wave can't you remember steve our last smooch :giggle:
Must have been that last pint of bodds lol
full english?
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tenna in the post :giggle:

At first I thought you might be mailing him a pack of tena lady!!! :shock:
lol
m xx
would be cheaper rotflmao
Have a fantastic day hun kiss
Let me know how you feel - I'm 40 next month :shock: however decided to go back down to 38 :giggle:
Hope Ians left that zimma frame in the cupboard for another few more years :giggle:
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I'd just like to add that having met His can vouch for the fact he is a really nice guy :thumbup:

kiss bless you steve
tenna in the post :giggle:
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Shame you won't both be there - we could take advantage of both of you wink lol

theres always a next time :rascal:
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sat at the bar :karaoke: ' all by myself, don't wanna be all by myself....' :cry:
come on barman can I have a G&T please
Anyone want to join me?

*Slides in next to hers and starts to make small talk*
whispers sweat nothings in your ear lol
now :karaoke: Just the two of us :giggle:
Now your talking my lanuage :rascal:
fancy a smooch hun? I know its early, ok save the last dance for me :lol:
A good thing about barbies is that the food is crap lol burgers, sausages etc. its nice for a change :lol:
I can't cook on barbies though I often burn the outside leaving it raw inside
*alert - food poisioning* Do NOT let Hers near your barbie :giggle:
Always enjoy them though if some one else is cooking on a warm sunny evening with a few glasses of wine :lol:
invites welcome wink