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10 May 2008

Quote by Steve
sat at the bar :karaoke: ' all by myself, don't wanna be all by myself....' :cry:
come on barman can I have a G&T please
Anyone want to join me?

*Slides in next to hers and starts to make small talk*
whispers sweat nothings in your ear lol

now :karaoke: Just the two of us :giggle:

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10 May 2008

sat at the bar :karaoke: ' all by myself, don't wanna be all by myself....' :cry:
come on barman can I have a G&T please
Anyone want to join me?

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10 May 2008

Quote by Steve
I always open doors and carry the heavy bags etc etc...
I feel its the right thing to do......Some old fashioned values I expect....

you can hold the door open for me any day hun lol

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10 May 2008

Hi, I'm away for the night on Friday 16th May looking after an elderly family member so His will be home alone. :rascal:
So if there are any single females or a couple who would like to take advantage of his good nature then get in touch wink

A little about His. He's straight & very attractive (well I think so lol

) He enjoys a drink or three & loves music. He'd meet in a quiet pub so that you can chat first or if you fancy a night on the town than thats ok too.
He has a fantastic personality & would not push any boundaries. If you meet & don't fancy going any further then thats fine too.
On my part -
I DO agree with this while I'm away however if anyone would like to speak to me to confirm this then feel free to pm me & I shall pass on my no.
oh & finally - enjoy :giggle:
so if you are interested please pm us
:doh: In edit I forgot to say we are from West Yorkshire

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3 May 2008

I've only cancelled one family do for a social as I don't really get on that well with my brother-in-laws family.
Again last night, I started this thread then got called away rolleyes

sorry

Sassy- I'm sure the couple in question will understand. Who wouldn't want to meet up with you kiss

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3 May 2008

put me asleep any day for an operation :shock: The thought of hearing a surgeon saying 'oh no I've left the scapul inside' or 'ffs you've sewn up the wrong fecking hole up' :shock: :scared: me.
the saying of 'mens brains are found in their trousers' so who's to know if the surgeon agrees with this? Does he know where your uterus is :shock: He might think its in your foot :giggle:
Good luck sassy kiss

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2 May 2008

Quote by Steve
:rascal:

so whats that all about then Steve innocent

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2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
Welcome back, MR & MrsFC BTW

:thumbup: I second that wave

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2 May 2008

I work full time, at uni, got a family & still try & find time to have some fun as well wink

We love going to socials & munches & meeting all you lovely people. However, just recently we have had to pull out of quite a few redface

I'm finding that there's not enough hours in the day. So my question is do you struggle juggling your social life around work/family? Do you feel bad if you cancel a family meet up to go to a SH social/munch or vice versa as I do?

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2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
A Ship
A couple of crew
A crate of Spiced Rum
Some Grapes
Someone to feed them to me.
Thats not cheating, is it?

I'm coming on your island :giggle:
Did I mention my Crew all come complete with pirate costumes :rascal:
bring it on hun, bring it on :grin:

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2 May 2008

we wish you many more happy years kiss

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2 May 2008

our daughter has a wormery & she woke up this morning to all the worms a bit dried up :shock: She thought I was watering it & I thought she was redface

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2 May 2008

Quote by winchwench
A Ship
A couple of crew
A crate of Spiced Rum
Some Grapes
Someone to feed them to me.
Thats not cheating, is it?

I'm coming on your island :giggle:

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2 May 2008

His, another woman (any offers wink

), a mirror to help light fires, a knife to build things & my phone/ipod you don't have to ever re charge :giggle:

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29 Apr 2008

Quote by winchwench
I big up the SHadies for being a classy cool little gang :rose: :inlove: :smitten:

Ditto, ya sexy little beastie passionkiss

Ooh are you in our little gang to?
can I be in your gang X :giggle:
Incoming PM wink

:wink: thanks hun

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29 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
I big up the SHadies for being a classy cool little gang :rose: :inlove: :smitten:

Ditto, ya sexy little beastie passionkiss

Ooh are you in our little gang to?
can I be in your gang X :giggle:

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29 Apr 2008

we joined by coincidence, just before the take over & hence free members. There was quite a stir in here around the takeover at the time.
Yes, I'm very grateful that we don't have to pay however, it doesn't make us any better or worse than paying members.
I thought we were all one big happy family dunno

Of course there's arguements but there's arguements in all families :giggle:

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27 Apr 2008

my daughter has started cheer leading for a football club & I went to watch the match for the first time ever. :shock: It was fab!! Think I was doing more shouting than all you men put together :giggle:
Is anyone at the bar serving this afternoon?

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27 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost

Stuart & Tanina thank you so much for you being there!! What a find with you two :thumbup: Lucky Yorkshire is all i can say.

yorkshire is lucky :giggle:
hiya you two kiss

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27 Apr 2008

I have a secret - I've told His that I've been researching my forthcoming uni course however I've been perving on here all day redface

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27 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
Doesn't make you a bad person though, maybe a bit annoying at times (only my opinion)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wave

how can you be annoying flower - sweet pea :lol:

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27 Apr 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
I'm not sure what a fuckwit is - it's not a word I come across very often - is it an unintelligent person? or an annoying person? Or something else? :confused:

for me I'm a half fuckwit coz I do have typical blonde momments & I'm a bit dizzy at times:giggle:
Doesn't make you a bad person though, maybe a bit annoying at times (only my opinion)

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27 Apr 2008

spare of the moment for us as its more exciting wink

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27 Apr 2008

can I be a half fuckwit coz I don't know my arse from my elbow sometimes :haha: :kissmyarse:

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27 Apr 2008

can I come I'll bring an umbrella lol

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27 Apr 2008

I'm starting uni again next Friday so I'm making the most of my lazy Sunday afternoon for the last time for a while. So folks...... anyone fancy a good old fashioned chinwag, talking bollox afternoon lol

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27 Apr 2008

I posted the same day we joined. His isn't interested in the forum though as he just likes to perv :giggle:

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27 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Well lazy Sunday mornings are good too! I got up to iron MrFB a shirt and I'm sitting here in just me knickers typing

can I bring my ironing over :lol: are they edible knickers wink

:lol: I have more than enough ironing to tide me over, thanks!
And nope, not edible knickers but they'd come off quick enough :twisted:
sod the ironing where's my coat bolt

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27 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
Well lazy Sunday mornings are good too! I got up to iron MrFB a shirt and I'm sitting here in just me knickers typing

can I bring my ironing over :lol: are they edible knickers wink

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27 Apr 2008

I personally like all weather. I love going for long walks on a nice sunny day with the heat beating onto my skin & smelling the lovely freshness of new cut grass smile

I also like the crisp fresh frost early in the morning.
today however, I would call it a can't decide what to do day - its not warm, its not cold, no sunshine nor is it a proper downpoor of rain.

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