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4 Jan 2005

I had a similar problem after downloading some porn redface

redface

.......a virus got onto my comp I used spybot and ad-aware seemed to have sorted it out though I have deleated the downloading site I was using. I also had to contact my isp provider to help sort it out. I couldn't get on line till then......When comps work they are great but when they go worng :sparring: :sparring:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by mal609
I knew a girl once who seemed to love me putting my cock in her ear. Well, I think she loved it. Everytime I put it near her mouth, she turned her head, so it went in her ear instead! :shock:
Mal

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4 Jan 2005

Bloody hell, just read all the pages........missed the start of LK today biggrin

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need some headache pills and toast....shit that was hard work confused

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4 Jan 2005

Hmm maybe next time buy your trousers from a shop that sell adjustable waistlines. Or failing that bung your own in with good knicker elastic.............so I spose you'll be needing knicker donations now? wink

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3 Jan 2005

Ok......a question to those who don't wanna give to the foriegn victims.....how would you deal with a distaster on our own doorstep? I would hope other countries would come to our aid. Supply food water, sanitation, medical supplies all the very basic needs to keep me and my family alive. Yes wo do have very poor familes here and very rich ones to. But surely we can all see this it totaly different. its not politcal, not terrorist. Just total bad fucking luck that they live in that part of the world and are totaly desperate for any help at all. Maybe not all the money gets through to them we don't know that for sure all i do know is that I will be taking some money and my children have asked to send their pocket money to help them. Will also spend a little time reflecting although I'm not a god person. Sometimes we just need something to blame. So peace and good will to everyone and I hope we never see another disaster like this ever again.

3 Jan 2005

Quote by RedHot
I dont get it, theres no pics on your ad... they must be stalking you because of what they hope you look like, dangerous territory lol...

There are pics on our web page though - the link is at the bottom of the profile wink

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T-J
I've just had a little look red hot :shock: :twisted: :twisted: Hmmm very horny :wink:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: I dont have a problem with that!!!
I remember once when mr naughty and I ventured up to glasgow for a night out with a few friends but I got a very bad headache and asked to be taken home. Wholst we were sitting at a set of Traffic lights mr naughty almost choked on his juice, when I asked him what was wrong he told me there was a woman walking down the road in a pair of knickers and a furry coat (a waist length one). Of course I took no notice but yeah, sure as fate he was telling the truth, there she was with her skirt in her hand staggering down the street. :shock:
Thats why I never go anywhere alone!!!

redface

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ops: :oops: I have been known to do that before........wasn't me that time though. Don't own a fur coat biggrin

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30 Dec 2004

Hmm never been with a sqirt...............prefer my fellas taller than me...although we're all the same height in bed wink

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30 Dec 2004

I was told recently that you will in your life time meet 3 perspective lifetime partners and its fate if you actualy date them. After all your train could be 10mins late and you'd miss them on the platform, never to meet again. Not sure if I truly believe that, but sounds quite romantic though!! rolleyes

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30 Dec 2004

Can't say we've seen subtitles, but have had DVD's where you can change the language,hmmm interesting...........mind you I prefer the zoom button :shock:

29 Dec 2004

I have a private plate that spells my surname............I hadn't thought about dogging b4 I brought it though...... :doh: :doh:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny

yay now ya talking :twisted: :twisted:

I'd rather less talking :grin:
:idea: :idea: :idea: A 3some with lil bunny :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Got Duracell on the phone asking how may we want lol........this is getting more interesting by the minute :bounce: boink

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I think Safeways have a buy 1 get 1 free :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love

yay now ya talking :twisted: :twisted:

I'd rather less talking :grin:
:idea: :idea: :idea: A 3some with lil bunny :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Never tried it :shock:

Me neither, and being five foot and a bit, I am wondering just what sort of bloody contraption I would need to get in the right position for it :shock:
Same here, the mind boggles
I'm just over 5'
I'm 5.2". All you need is a man and a vibe. Though I'm guessing two men would be even better :grin:
Will let you know when I find out. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
yay now ya talking :twisted: :twisted:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
He posted in the meet up forum that he was looking for sex. That is the correct place to do that. I don't remember any of you complaining when polo did the same thing last week.
The double standards here are beyond a joke.

I have in the past defended single males because they sometimes get some rather rough treatment. However I do think that Booming got what he deserved. If he had started one thread, & then perhaps learnt from the responses he got, then I would be more sympathetic. But to start 5 threads & be insulting... rolleyes

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I'm not disputing HIS stupidity, I'm pointing out the double standards of which this is just one of uncountable examples. It's OK to slag off blokes for being sad desperate losers, but when the sad desperate loser happens to be a woman, all of a sudden we're supposed to show respect. :roll:
No one was being that rude Ice Pie. confused

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He was just being silly poss on the wind up? certainly seemed to have worked?

29 Dec 2004

OMG PMSL..........a really level headed kinda guy...now what would the male version of bunny boiler be?

29 Dec 2004

My other halfs fave porn star is.?
ME :P :P :P :P :P

29 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
He posted in the meet up forum that he was looking for sex. That is the correct place to do that. I don't remember any of you complaining when polo did the same thing last week.
The double standards here are beyond a joke.

It's not that he posted looking for sex in the right forum. It's that he started 4 threads within 15 minutes looking for sex.
And he was getting rather silly not listening to good old fashioned advice. So I think locking was the sensible thing to do.

29 Dec 2004

Quote by adam ciara
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:
Should we share him hun? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I was hoping you girls would say that! :P
Ohh now theres a thought :twisted: Is there enough to go round though? wink

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29 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Can I ask for an expert opinion from the ladies when an advert says WE what size in inches does it actually mean. Also what size in inches would be VWE or VVWE.
Your assistance would be appreciated

Average=8"
That is precisely why women can't park. :lol2:
Hmm and why when men go fishing the one that got away was always
THIS BIG rolleyes

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29 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:

29 Dec 2004

Great, loved it as I would have thought they did. I would imagine you could tell?

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
How about sex in a lift with a broken cable 50 floors up? You'd only get about six seconds of free fall but for those of us who can't afford spaceships, six seconds of zero gravity sex is better than none, right?
(We'll worry about the landing later.)

Well you know what they say.................what goes up must cum down :shock:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by stokey12
What about people who are a mixture of all of the first three then

Bring it on baby :shock:

29 Dec 2004

How about a posh lift?..........Harrods lighting's good and has a few mirrors :shock: maybe wearing a full mac........and nothing else either on your own or as a couple see how you get on :twisted: (don't fotget the mini mac's)

29 Dec 2004

Hmm a square bum confused

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.........I'd like to see one of those :shock: wink

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29 Dec 2004

Quote by Redbird
Average = 8" - cummon you're having a laugh! Average is about 5inches isn't it? Around the girth teeheehee!

I'll have whatever she's having :twisted: :shock:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
While we are on the subject, should I have aborted my child who is disabled? She might get picked on by kids as well! How about if we aborted the bigots who make peoples lives a misery to save the world from their ignorance

Couldn't agree more with you, my son is disabled, he's totaly loved and accepted by everyone he meets even people who have possibly had a poor respect for disabled people, he managed to educate them biggrin

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I have to say this thread has been hijacked for the wrong reason's. Maybe we should get back on track and take no notice of this poor taste posting. If he wanted to discuss these issues then start his own thread?.
SO
As for getting pregnant while swinging, it would be a very difficult time for everyone and would have to be discussed at great lenghths with everyone involved. But I would imagine getting an std would be more of a problem, you wouldn't know youve got it and could pass it on further. I think you can't be too careful, and by putting on a condom is'nt saying I think your dirty, its saying I'm being responsible for both of us.

29 Dec 2004

I agree Clare, would imagine its post christmas stress coming out. Relax and chill sure it'll improve :twisted: :twisted:

28 Dec 2004

Was t old once mine sounds like the swiss alps :shock: confused

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Hmmm maybe I should start the pelvic floor exercises now, just need to find something to grip onto :twisted: