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honeyriderx
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Quote by freckledbird
:shock: hmm im concerned that there are 3 girls here in a SWINGERS site that carnt come in company......Ladies you need to get your guys together and give em all a slap over your knee. Make your own little forum her call it "the missin Orgasm"" and share even more tips... If thats ok by freckles that is. It might help to learn from eachother. And use your partners thats if you have told them..Just so you are aware penatration does not help some women cum. Thankfully thats why the lord gave u a clit... use it guys..these poor girls..Im ashamed to be a man.....or am i really a secret sex penguin learning the humans way.......................................
NOW I'm worried girls
Orgasm's penguins...........I don't get it confused
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honeyriderx
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Quote by tintedwindows
You think thats detailed please read female ejeculation, thats ny field. xx Oh and its 1min not 3, you should be so lucky, I have control of my ejectulation. I can cum on command. Can be handy but also can be tiring. The sexier the babe the harder i try, after all how else will i make her cum back for more. Lasting 3 mins wont allow a second, third session xxx Max

Do you only cum on command? Or will you do the washing up, make the beds and do the laundry.....if commanded?
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honeyriderx
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Quote by tintedwindows
Kitkat, you is the man. Wise words if i ever ever heard any. Thats why come on command can also be a pain. Sometimes my xgirlfriend got very upset cos she new i could DIY at anytime. None of you will ever meet me so I dont have a issue telling the PC screen. After all were all friends here. ... might not have any left after my last comments though. xx Max

Maybe you made her feel she didn't do for you...personaly I'd find it a HUGE turnoff
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honeyriderx
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Quote by Angel Chat

Errr thats easily solved - I don't have a partner
seriously though even if I did it's easier and quicker to do it myself

Same here bunny, orgasms don't 'cum' to me easily either but if a bloke does get me there OMG is it worth it! :twisted: Much easier to DIY tho.....
Wow I feel so much better to find I'm not the only one who has trouble cumming in company! redface I thought I was either odd or had been DIYing for too long lol
I think its more common than most people think, I've only ever cum a few times during penatration,which made them all the more special, and was all with my partner. so has made a special bond..But never a problem other times during oral etc.
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honeyriderx
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Quote by tintedwindows
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: shit im running out :lol: :lol: please stop no more im begging u ladies..... see only here do you find the best girls xxxx real women real fun got i love u guys xxx max..... anyone got a towel redface

Here have a handi andi tissue biggrin
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honeyriderx
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Quote by KitKat
I command you to come .........................................NOW!
lhk

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
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honeyriderx
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Quote by easy
Dave.... you have my complete sympathy.
As an aside, Countess has just told me that when she was 5 a friends mother gave her Marmite sandwiches.
She gets up from the table and stops off.
Her mum asked her if anything was wrong and she told her that her friends mum had given her shit-butties. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Looks like I'll have to get some Marmite in for those "ittle disagreement"moments. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Only from the mouth babes
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honeyriderx
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Quote by tintedwindows
Just so you all are aware, we talk female ejeculation, how about male.
I cum in mega amounts, my largest shoot propelled 5ft obove me - we did measure i asure you.
The best tip is to GUYS have your legs open and like the ladies dont rush it, get your partner to tickle the balls. when you are about to cum, hold your breath for as long as you can then gasp and gasp when you release. Dam what it flow. For those ladies that love male cum, loads and with distance then they will love it. Just as we guys love girls cumming/gushing.
Max xx :P

:shock: A blow by blow account, if you hold your breath foe 3 mins I'm sure you will gasp surprised
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honeyriderx
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I'm off to get a tattoo on my birthday! Does anyone know if it hurts :shock:

You can buy the emla (think thats correct spelling) cream from the chemist, it's the stuff hospitals put on kids hands etc when having jabs. You only put it on for 20mins the effects last for a couple of hours. I'd like to get my tum piearced, so will prob use it......(yes I know I'm a chicken)... confused
oooooooooooooo! the magic cream!!! and will this take the pain away or atleast a bit??
Yes, it willl take all of it away, I used it when having electrolisis (spell?)..like I said I'm chicken... redface :cry:
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honeyriderx
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Quote by Libra-Love
Pah... toast.
Chunky bread dipped in olive oil and balsamic vinegar :lickface:

Hmmm but you cant dip that in boiled eggs. Doritos with a glass or 2 or 3 cool of wine Ohhh heaven wink
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honeyriderx
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I'm off to get a tattoo on my birthday! Does anyone know if it hurts :shock:

You can buy the emla (think thats correct spelling) cream from the chemist, it's the stuff hospitals put on kids hands etc when having jabs. You only put it on for 20mins the effects last for a couple of hours. I'd like to get my tum piearced, so will prob use it......(yes I know I'm a chicken)... confused
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honeyriderx
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Quote by Libra-Love
I would just like to know when exactly, in this man's life....he realised he could??

Probably the first time he got blown out on a date. Not sure if I see the attraction myself, though may well give a try this evening.
If I could do that I would.
In fact, think it might be kinda nice to have me very own dick.
You have babe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink Ok so its detachable :twisted: :twisted: Isn't how you use it thats counts confused: :twisted: :twisted:
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honeyriderx
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Quote by Libra-Love
My youngest boy has just been picked-up by a mates mum to go to a birthday party. Because of his medical condition I was printing out his diet sheet for the mum, when up popped a piccie of me eating pussy :lol2:
She says to me, "hey that looks like you!"
What could I say dunno but laugh and admit it :lol2: :grin:
Now she's coming back for coffee :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :twisted: :twisted: wink
I'm SURE it was a lovely pic :wink:
:lol2:
A very horny pic :wink:
Believe it's time to take some more :twisted:
I'll go fetch my camera :twisted: :twisted: smile lol :wink:
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honeyriderx
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Quote by Libra-Love
My youngest boy has just been picked-up by a mates mum to go to a birthday party. Because of his medical condition I was printing out his diet sheet for the mum, when up popped a piccie of me eating pussy :lol2:
She says to me, "hey that looks like you!"
What could I say dunno but laugh and admit it :lol2: :grin:
Now she's coming back for coffee :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :twisted: :twisted: wink
I'm SURE it was a lovely pic :wink:
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honeyriderx
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I agree with you Jags, many people love their child so much that they feel the only solution is to give them up for adoption. I really dont know which one would be the hardest to bear. If the child is aborted early, or carrying the child for 9 months, giving birth and possibly holding the child, then having it taken away poss never to be seen again. Then thinking what are they doing now? are they married have children of their own? What about the people who give up a child and then go on to have more children that are kept? How do you tell them they have siblings?
I truly have no idea, only my personal experiances.
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honeyriderx
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I did an interview on sky tv and have been on BBC after flashing my boobs at a party in the park (Hyde Park). I flashed at Rod Stewert I hadn't realized it was being filmed :shock: . It was also in front of Prince Charles lol .......Still managed to get Rod to sign copies of my topless pics cool after I sent him them, he also kept my bra wink
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honeyriderx
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Quote by Libra-Love
I told Vix she had lovely boobs lol
God she has lovely boobs :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ohh yes she does :twisted: confused: :?: :?:
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honeyriderx
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Hmm where to begin?...... I have sadly been in this very situation at the age of 16 and was advised by parents and Drs to terminate, But I have to say that not a day goes by that I dont think about the child that was. Now as the mother of a special needs child, I can FULLY understand many aspects of termination and EVERY case is differant. When pregnant with my last child I had a cvs test to see if this child had the same condition as my other and thankfuly it didnt BUT I can honestly say I have no idea as to what I would have done if it had. I totaly adore my children and being special makes my child the very person he is, I could never imagine him any different. So there really is no hard and fast rule and no one could every be critisied for their actions as I'm sure they are always fully though through.
So with that, I'll leave this as it is as I dont really know what else to say. A very sensitive subject.
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honeyriderx
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Quote by adam ciara
redface Oh you guys are sweet.
But in for quite a disappointment should we ever meet without the correct lighting and soft focus rotflmao

Listen to not a single word of anything Libra says here - she is lovely in the avatar and a LOT lovlier in the flesh!!
Adam wink
I'll second that :rascal: passionkiss 69position :twisted: :wink:
Honey has taste, oh for a taste of honey! :P :wink:
Only the very sweetest taste...with this honey :twisted: :twisted:
Adam
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honeyriderx
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Quote by adam ciara
redface Oh you guys are sweet.
But in for quite a disappointment should we ever meet without the correct lighting and soft focus rotflmao

Listen to not a single word of anything Libra says here - she is lovely in the avatar and a LOT lovlier in the flesh!!
Adam wink
I'll second that :rascal: passionkiss 69position :twisted: :wink:
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honeyriderx
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Quote by curious_karrie
Oh dear. I just did the body mass thing and i am obese :shock:
I've got a lot of work to do then. Perhaps i should get off my fat arse and get exercising biggrin

If thats your bum in the avatar, then it looks just right babe :twisted:
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honeyriderx
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Quote by PoloLady
Ooooh! Please can I have a go? I have some tin foil and a sticky bogie - all yours!

Lets see now...
owww, hmmm, oh yes!
I see lots of legs. I see men with whips and bare buttocks. The men are riding hard. There is lots of sweat and frantic breathing more whips and buttocks and legs...
Do you like horse racing?
Bloody hell give me the name of your stable...wouldn't mind getting caught in the hay with that lot :twisted:
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honeyriderx
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Quote by PoloLady
Right a fifty pence piece and a chewed up sticky toffee ............then I'll see you right after depending on what you tell me :twisted: confused: :?: wink

Let's see... oww, hmmm, wow.
I see leather, lots of wet leather. Wet hot and steamy. I think it is a man? I see hands rubbing and circling the wet leather. White foamy liquid dripping and being smothered all over. Now I see rubber, thin rubber.....
Bollocks! Sorry redface it wasn't a vision at all, I was watching the window cleaner.
Bugger there was me thinking Mr Honeyrider was gonna clean my saddle and bridle foe me.........oh well..........window cleaner you say... :P ....now there's another thought excuse me while I ponder on ...the window cleaner, polo lady and myself getting all lathered up.... :twisted: :twisted:
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honeyriderx
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Right a fifty pence piece and a chewed up sticky toffee ............then I'll see you right after depending on what you tell me :twisted: confused: :?: wink
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honeyriderx
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After reading the entire thread :shock: it seems to me that she enjoyed the majority of the banter and any she didn't like she made sure she told them. She really gave as good as she got and it made amusing reading. I for one hope she comes back and either carries on or starts another thread maybe not quite the same as this may have run its course who knows?........Maybe she/he/whoever..was just winding everyone up if thats the case she made a pretty good job and I thoughts it was great as I'm sure most other people did biggrin
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