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Quote by Sgt Bilko
All the same, I still can't afford to pay an electrician, so have to fix my bathroom light myself, or continue living by candle light in there rolleyes

That was the bit, Sparky where you were supposed to say, "I'm in Kent, I could nip round and sort you out!!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol: :lol:
Come on Sparky.......ya being a little slow here :cry: confused
Quote by Ice Pie
OMG, we sound like Smashy and Nicey. :undecided:

Right mate.... confused
Quote by Rainbows
Recently had my first experience. Kinda liked it but wasn't sure confused Better the second time? I was pretty nervous - it being first and all.

I think the 1st time is usualy a little worrying, next time's rather more relaxing, you know what to expect!!
Quote by Warks Bloke
Well if I had my way these teen mags and a***holes would be forced to listen to bands that played instruments and that weren't bothered about being good looking or dancing. The site of Joe Strummer, Phil Lynott, Paul Weller playing a guitar or Terry Hall with a microphone would scare the living shit out of MTV and the rest of the soulless gits!!!!!!
Aggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
evil :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Rant over (nearly.)

Ohh Paul Weller now........you do something to me......that is lovemaking music
Quote by KitKat
biggrin what about those who can,t make munches confused:
but still contribute in other ways?
not all members use forum,for some chat room,photo add ,s is there pleasure?
don,t have the answers,just some points need raising wink
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umm, tough luck?
Lets just keep it as simple as possible - what is the easiest way to get pin badges to as many people as possible?
lhk
Thats a little harsh.....yes keep it simple but still need to be accesable to the majority :?:
Quote by hornyred and dino
They evolved into New Order, part of the early Manchester scene. You'd know the track if you heard it.

You'll have to sing it for me!!!! Love,, love will tear us apaaart,, againnn--doooooh,,,,,,doo,di,doo,doo,di , doooo,,,,di,,doooooo biggrin
I'll name that tune in...........feck knows :shock: wow what a voice X factor here you come...Hey I knew you when :!: :!: :twisted: redface
Quote by Warks Bloke
Honey, in my head I am a fantastic singer, however in reality even Leo Sayer is better than me. If you wish your eardrums to be violated I would be delighted but need a promise you won't throw eggs at me. On the other hand if you prefer sounds with harmony gag me with industrial strength tape!
My advice is visit

Ohh gagging now there's a thought......first time for everything wink ..but ear drum violation .nah I'll have a listen to link XXXXXX biggrin ..thanks babeXX
Quote by Warks Bloke
They evolved into New Order, part of the early Manchester scene. You'd know the track if you heard it.

You'll have to sing it for me!!!!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
...after coming back from spending a lovely time over Christmas and New Year with his sister.
Hope everyone had a good time over the holidays. :cheers:

Oh well look who's late returning to SH Towers after the Christmas break!!!! smackbottom You think it's ok to come waltzing back in here like you havent been away, you think that none of us would have noticed, well I'll give you another think coming matey You better not have been playing your Zombie eats computer game, or whatever it was called, all this time. Who was I s'posed to laugh at all this time eh? So I suggest you get cracking with your quips and make up for lost time!!! :jagsatwork:
Oh and welcome back kiss missed not having you around the place :kiss:
Aww ya big softee.........should be grounded for at least a week, for such a late return and poor excuse
Quote by The Shadow
it just has to be joy division...one of the greatest songs ever. cool

:thumbup: :thumbup:
Sorry babe don't know who joy division is....enlighten me wink
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
How about:-
biggrin

Now i like that.... :thumbup:
I'd be happy with that!!!
Yay me too classy understated very good Mark.
Well Mr Honey always tells me when I'm rundown I need vitamins.......typicaly his :shock:
Err broke my back in a horse riding accident, and had a horse break a toe after treading on it, and had a horse bite me on the tit :cry: try and explain that one away to your mum at 13 yrs old confused
Quote by Silk and Big G

Ner ner ne ner ner

Your gonna get a whippin... :rascal: :rascal: smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Big G slouches through in his dressing gown chewing a chocolate bar , drops the wrapper ( and an uneccessary comment) and moves on before Sarge sees him .

Who dropped that wrapper there??? Come on own up??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Right you're all in detention until the culprit owns up !! mad :x :x :x :x :x
I don't care how long I stay - I have books to mark confused :? :? :? :? :? :?

It was im sir not us, honest redface surprisedops:
Quote by freckledbird
diciplined

well he's just got away with a spelling mistake lol
Gotta be 100 lines confused: :?
Quote by Silk and Big G
hes always much stricter with the girls , i can get away with owt when theyre being diciplined

Sarge's fave tut tut tut, rolleyes :cry:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Big G slouches through in his dressing gown chewing a chocolate bar , drops the wrapper ( and an uneccessary comment) and moves on before Sarge sees him .

I'm tellin ya smellin neh neh neh lol SARGE LOOK LOOK :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right!!!! mad :x :x :x :x
Slut9. E
nMars. V
Rider. H
Detention tonight!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bird. F - Stop running, leave your clothes off and report to my office!! wink
FC. Mrs Write out 100 times "I must not show up another Mod in public" lol :lol: :lol:

Hey Sarge is that altogether or one at a time confused: :twisted: :twisted:
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Right!!!! mad :x :x :x :x
Slut9. E
nMars. V
Rider. H
Detention tonight!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bird. F - Stop running, leave your clothes off and report to my office!! wink
FC. Mrs Write out 100 times "I must not show up another Mod in public" lol :lol: :lol:

will there be caning at this detention?
Ohh I hope so :P :P :P :P
Quote by WibblyWobbly
rolleyes :roll: :roll: I know that we have just Christmas

thread hijack alert
But we got freckin' Easter Eggs in the stores already...
Don't buy any yet!!!
Oh FFS...that time already, finish the new year sales first please.. :scared: :scared:
Opps had to edit one glass of wine and I'm anybodys :roll:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
OK, who dropped that litter over there?? confused :? :? :? :? :?
AND STOP RUNNING IN THE CORIDOR !! mad :x :x :x
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh dear I think we could get the slipper for that.. smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Ok form an orderly line......I'm first... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hi there,how about collecting the holidays from the Sun newspaper. I've been told they are really great fun. I think they started advertising this week for them. Wherever you go have a great time XX
Well I'm off to bed....got an orgasm to control....he did say hold ya breath ....oh well here goes..and it comes from deep within, should be interesting confused ...oh bugger just do a DIY Mr Honey has fallen asleep waiting :cry:
Quote by freckledbird
Nor me and now I'm worried whether it's me or him who should be having bumps felt lol

biggrin :D ...hes gotta be on the wind up....either that or he is Dr Ruth :shock: