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honeyriderx
Over 90 days ago
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shit, fuck, piss pot, wanker, arse wipe, cunt, dick head.......well can I stay confused:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah,Nah Nah............I'm telling.
Jags is in my living room and Venus is gonna be in sooooooooooooo much trouble.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x x

mad :x bah snitch wink
Quote by Lazeeboy
Party?Party
(Lazee wanders in and doffs his cap)
Good evening ladies,a thread full of women with MY reputation!
Lb wink

Come on baby bring it on :twisted:
Whoo Venus is gonna gets a HUGE spanking...can I watch?...fancy being a perv tonight :twisted: :twisted:
Shhhhhhh your spose to wisper the walls have ears confused :? Mods are all seeing, all hearing :cry:
Quote by Scandal
massively disappointed by the lack of scandal

I'm back folks !
lol :lol: :lol:
Ohh nothing like a little scandal to get us all going :P :twisted: wink
Wow dont everyone just love to be made to cum quickly confused: rolleyes FFS Ben a woman wants slow seductive not flucking being told shes crap, not suprised she dont enjoy it she prob wants to cum quick to get it over with.
Quote by freckledbird
I've just seen on another thread that Ben has a girlfriend...why can't she give him his bj till he cums?

Maybe she dont like meat poor thing
Quote by Lazeeboy
I have a sneaking suspicion:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31346.html
wink

Kinda thought that stirred the few remainin brain cells.
"What the fuck happened to originallity for fuck sake?" (Oscar Wilde :wink: )
Ha ha made meself laugh then.
Lb cool
De ja vu... :shock: confused :? rolleyes
maybe refer to psycic thread :wink:
As a kid I had a lady dressed in white who used to read me stories, so my parents said. Went to a psycic show and was picked out. he asked to see me after, he told me that something that happened to me along time ago was ok. It was something NO ONE else knew about. I have to say it made me feel a whole lot better. But was rather scary.
Quote by cool4catz
You all need your eyesight testing! Go back and read the first page again.

We obviously wank far more than you :shock: cool
Quote by Rainbows
I've never either :confused: wink
Anyone wanna help? :grin:

You're joking? Surely? :shock:
ummm - someone been doing it wrong then!!
I think we should teach her the ways of the world :twisted: :twisted: so she knows what shes ben missing :cry: :wink:
Quote by douglas
Maybe means when they turn out to be into giving it to him with a strappy :shock:
Fussy bugger rolleyes

If it was due to rejecting a "strappy, then I wouldn't be a bugger. QED
Hey babe try it ya just might like it :twisted:
Quote by willxx69
. (Ad-aware found over 600 "Critical Objects" redface)
Will

600 pah.......took my 2year old pc to pc world they found over1,000 even with bloody spyware and norton.......now have another make wink
Hey Will good to meet ya, welcome back. Honey biggrin
Quote by sparky230
libra - love love to help i'm only in maidstone, could even fix your bathroom light as well

Het sparky good memory..... :shock:
Quote by Noel1977
HI Vix I read the survey and I had not really thought about problems with disabled people needing to find a partner for sex before. Is there anywhere you can volunteer to help out with this sort of thing?

Hey fella read your post please and rewrite if you think you need to. I do.
Quote by Libra-Love
I've never either :confused: wink
Anyone wanna help? :grin:

Babe I owe you one :wink:
Very interesting Vix. My 13 year old is disabled and although I doubt he will ever be in the situation of having a sexual relationship. Although many people with his disability do. It's a subject I find very scary indeed. There isn't a great deal of help about, maybe speaking to the family GP apart from that I've no idea. There has been alot of disussion as to wether people with learning disabilitys should be automaticly put on the pill etc. I remain sceptical about these so called solutions.
I also work in the public sector with children with moderate to severe learning difficulities and is a question we are asked a great deal. Even if they arn't able to have a sexual relationship it doen't stop them being aware of sexuality and having desires as we all do. I'm sure is a debate that will run forever and a day.
Don't panic...my 8 year old has just finished a 3 day run of having an Australian accent mad ....even asking if we can have some snags for tea cobba dunno
I really must make sure neighbours is switched off at all times :gagged:
Rest assured normal service will be resumed they thave to get these things outa their systems. All is not lost..
Hello ladies, fancy a chilled glass or two of wine? Would you mind undoing my bikini strap?.... smile
Quote by PoloLady
Open to anything....... :color: :mrgreen:

trisexual then.... as in try anything! lol
:twisted: how about multisexual.........as in, as many as possible :twisted: :twisted: wink
If she'd pulled the other one off she could have used them as stress balls :scared:
Quote by VenusnMars
No way are you to old. In fact fantastic that you can fit into your daughters clothes lol wear em and be proud biggrin

Honey, both of my girls are a good four inches taller than me! :shock:
Venusxxx
I say go for it babe, although you may have to turn them up :shock: ...still who cares, dont forget to pop a pic on and show us wink
Good to get these things of ya chest and in the open, polo lady.......make sure the record's straight wink
No way are you to old. In fact fantastic that you can fit into your daughters clothes lol wear em and be proud biggrin
Quote by davej
Can the pins be made of sugar, so they can easily be disposed of by eating them if caught in a compromising situation?

Roger please....sugar is bad for you, some members may not like sugar, would we use granulated or cane, demerrara or castor, it seems to me that your idea may exclude some members and would therefore be seen as elitest....please consider this next time. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Love to help........but prefer to keep mine private......or maybe let a chosen few see :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: