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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
heres 50p to get ya self a coffee i have work to do :shock:

And don't forget my change!!!! evil

:evil: :evil: wink

Ohh your all heart Sarge..poor Debs could have at least let her finish what she was doing redface

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
you mean, put it in and humped?

Thats the one...really sorry but I know I'm crap at it mad

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Honey you have such inspirational ideas, what a constructive way to pass the time whilst we wait in the bushes :lol:

:twisted: well its bloody cold out here best way to keep warm is friction :twisted: :P

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Come on we'll quietly sit in the bushes......might learn something : ...hey we could practice :?:

She's too loud folks! wink

Then you should have put something in my mouth.. :twisted:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Tisk all bloody talk :x

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Yay mother always said actions speak louder than words.....HARDER< HARDER come on sarg you can/WILL do better than that :P :P

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ooohhhhh after you

Can I watch :twisted:
Come on we'll quietly sit in the bushes......might learn something confused

: ...hey we could practice :?:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Freckledbird!!! Join Venus in my office and we'll discuss your spanking!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Tisk all bloody talk mad

:x

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
:giggle: you bloody did an all!
Venusxxx

We ya gotta give the guy a helping hand biggrin

He doesn't need a helping hand, he needs a helping mouth...
Ooohhhhh after you :P wink

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
:giggle: you bloody did an all!
Venusxxx

We ya gotta give the guy a helping hand biggrin

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ben I found a pic to show you what's supposed to happen. Hope this helps.
:blast: :blast:

Babe you beat me to it biggrin

:D

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
hey Honey, maybe we should show Ben that emoticon, show him what's supposed to happen :lol: :lol:
This one >>>>

Good idea show him how its really done then show him how the bjs are done :twisted: confused

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
I've heard all about you :twisted: :twisted:

Everyone in the hotel heard you anyway! wink

:wink: :wink:
As they always do :wink: told you louder rolleyes

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
you mean the ones from the cactus or the ones on the men 'cos their cocks all just shrivelled up :lol:

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: Dont know if I should laugh or cry, we're all gonna get a spanking from sarge...got some serious sucking up to do...its everyone for themselves blast

:blast:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
WTF IS GOING ON HERE???????? :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

F U C K :x

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Right get them fucking trousers off and give us a right good shaggin N O W got it :

What trousers? lol

Just like a boy scout..ever prepared :twisted:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
You bad man :x
You've been listening at the door again you little pervert, haven't you?
Well you better be ready to take your punishment - bend over NOW
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

OMG look :shock: at all those little prickles confused

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15 Jan 2005

Gottcha neil..now are you gonna cum quietly or are we gonna have to tie you up....me thinks this could be a silly question biggrin

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Ohh nothing like a little scandal to get us all going :P :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ooops I ment a H U GE all outa proportion scandal, to make ya eyes water :P :wink:
We've met then?
:wink: :wink: :wink:
I've heard all about you :twisted: :twisted:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: someone's gonna have to pluck out all the spines when that comes out :twisted:

Nah they'll pass eventually mad

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Ok so we're now looking for a live victim and he doesn't necessarily have to be willing.
eeny meeny miney mo etc etc
Welll fuck me they all ran off - did you leave the bloody door open honey

I'm back!

:lol: :lol:
Right get them fucking trousers off and give us a right good shaggin N O W got it confused

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15 Jan 2005

Oi you lot come back here...bloody hell call your self men...well we can see who wear's the soddin trousers round here mad

:x :x :x ....FFS to bloody scared to take on 2 sex mad women..tisk what is the world coming to confused

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
He's not quite dead yet Honey, but he's starting to cry a bit now - just told him who's gonna get him, poor soul

Shall we put him out of his misery..cant see a grown man cry wink

:cry:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
fuck it, I might as well be in fuckin charge, she's got Chris tied up waiting for her on the floor and he won't fuck me anyway cos he thinks he'll break me ffs

Could always abuse your authority and demand a live male offering...would be very happy to share :twisted:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
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IF I CAN`T HAVE A LIVE NAKED MAN IN FRONT OF ME,
Venusxxx

Venus he was live when we left him. I think he just died of bloody fright. We told him you were on your way back :scared: :scared:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
* shoves Chris naked onto the floor in front of Venus, hoping she'll pounce on him and leave us all alone *

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: quick duck behind the curtain venus will be back soon. lets watch Chris squirm :evil2:

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15 Jan 2005

Venus so didn't get a shag this morning...anyone gonna offer.........go on if ya think ya hard enough :shock:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Ohh nothing like a little scandal to get us all going :P :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ooops I ment a H U GE all outa proportion scandal, to make ya eyes water :P :wink:

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
ICE. FUCK OFF. And do something about that bloody crow wossit.

But.... but.... but.... aaaahhh fukkit, I'm too good for this place anyway. You people etc etc... back stabbing blah blah.... little hitler yaada yaada yaada flounce flounce flounce, you know the drill. :cry:
FUCK ice is lost for words..........shit :gagged:

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15 Jan 2005

Oh fuck I think someone has rubbed venus up the wrong way mad

:x

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15 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Scandal, you can go stand outside until such time you learn how to type in suitably offensive writing

Fuck off bitch! You started it!
Teach ya to say I've no poetic appreciation!
:scared: :scared: :scared: OMG

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