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honeyriderx
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by flapjackboy
Heh...
If you go into your mouse settings and ramp your cursor speed up to maximum you can get to those speeds.. :twisted:

NO NO shhhh prefer the natural method :P
Quote by dambuster

Already putting your bins out, might ask to borrow your riding boots though wink

Black or brown?
Now I AM getting giddy
Brown jod boots pls....oh if poss a pair of chaps?
Quote by dambuster

And Roger - I think we should just slide in them

Sound good to me! :mrgeen:
Venusxxx
Well - I've had people put words in my mouth before, but never had them taken out wink
Bet you've had more than words put in there confused: :wink:
Quote by dambuster
Does this mean my next door neighbour might let me in after all? ? ?

I'll leave the door on the latch :twisted: :twisted:
I should be so lucky
Just so I know which side you're at - will you feed my cats while i'm at work, or are you already putting my bin out on Thursday?
Already putting your bins out, might ask to borrow your riding boots though wink
Quote by BaldEagle
Anybody got RSI yet confused:

No but Mr Honey's getting a little sore, I'm trying to prefect the action :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
Does this mean my next door neighbour might let me in after all? ? ?

I'll leave the door on the latch :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Very good, have no idea to the answers.
palm stinging 287mph.... :twisted: ...I'm sure I could do it faster for real :twisted: .....maybe I should take up druming wink
Had a litttle dabble..... wink and was suprised to find I enjoyed it :twisted: ....I'd say you need to be very turned on and relaxed........can't wait to have another go :P
You guys had a fantastic time.......bloody lucky buggers :twisted: :twisted:
There has been quite a few 1 line pm's.......tall dark n handsome, wanna get to know you etc etc......very off putting, prefer a litttle more chat on the forum 1st....so hey chat tooooooo me then pm me promise I wont bite......well not straight away........but I would if you ask nicely enough :P :twisted: :twisted:
Ohhhh bait me baby, harder, harder yeah thats it more more Ohhhhhhhhhhhh redface surprisedops: :twisted:
Quote by Scandal
There's this guy from the local Inland Revenue who has a slightly worrying obsession with me ...
a fella from the tele lincensing people who keeps calling round at odd hours ...
a woman from Customs and Excise who sends me letters every day ...
a bloke from HSBC who seems to think I owe him money ...
two guys in a white van with blue lights on top who sit outside my house with cameras ... hope this helps
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
:smitten: its great to be so wanted
Quote by VenusnMars
I see both LB`s and Ice`s point. It is quite possible to make a `racist/blonde/mentalhealth/sexist` joke without having any inclination of being prejudiced at all, for exactly the reasons Ice states. However, there will always be some bugger who will pick up on this and use it as an excuse to be prejudice, and use the joke out of context. The question is, who takes responsibilty for this? Should it be the person who cracks the joke knowing it can be the used out of context, or the person who uses it out of context?
Venusxxx

I sort of agree with you. Although a joke like that can't really be taken out of context. It really is a rude, nasty use the term joke very loosely confused ....It more making fun from someones misfortune. My personal opinion is that if you hear a joke and think thats funny but hey its sick, then the chances are it IS sick and will offend people. I dont think its being prejudice its just personal opion. Everyone has one and they differ greatly so really people will never agree on whats funny and what isn't. Peoples life experiance's make a difference and someone who would have found it funny but were then caught up in it I would imagine would now have a very different attitude and outlook on life.
Not sue if I'm making sense, but baseing my post on my own life experiance.
I'll squeeze your tube Judy biggrin , you may have your hands full holding him down :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by JGL
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Cant you dish out a more fitting punishment whip smackbottom :whip: :smackbottom:

But half the peeps on this sight would enjoy that type of punishment!!
JGL
I know thats why I asked :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Cant you dish out a more fitting punishment whip smackbottom :whip: :smackbottom:
Hope your both feel better soon. Just take it easy the pair of you. :therethere:
opps really should have read the whole thread, thats what when you have a quick look in your lunch hour redface think i need a smackbottom whip oh well bolt to work.
What a :fuckinghell: wanker loon i think hes gonna be bolt ...really dont need tossers I thnk he could be full of bull shit :undecided:
Quote by dambuster

Cletictiger, I won't be drawn into a cat fight - particularly if mud is going to be involved. I hate getting that kind of dirty ;)

sad :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( No mud wrestling then??
Ohhh shame I'd love a go :twisted: :twisted:
You could try lower case, stop shouting. Post on the cafe get to know people.
Quote by freckledbird
<<<<off to bed, watch us another time...ok Honey ?
Bev
xx

Its a date babe :P :P lol wink
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lol no, you were going to show me, in the bushes :twisted:

Come on meet you in five mins :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
is he called Ben ?
sorry love, he thinks you don't know he's here. :therethere:

AS it happens thank fuck no phew.......I'd bloody murder him mad anyway I give the Purrrfect bj..dont ya know wink :wink:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs it's that neil's fault, he snitched on us all to the Sarge, so that's why the Sarge dumped ya....BLAME NEIL lol

OOOO i seeeee.............. NEIL wants to get into me knickers because he was jealous of me being with sarge!..so he snitched on ya!
OOOOOOOooo clever man that NEIL :lol:
Thats just what he told us Debs he said you couldn't give sarge a better bj than he could wink
Quote by freckledbird
tut, next thing you know, your fella will be asking for advice on a swingers site rolleyes

How'd you know....he did last week mad