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I'm looking for a lady by the name of Linda Williams .....
Margaret.......
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:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote by dambuster
Hmmmm only when provoked.....or plesantly suprised :twisted:
I'll have to think of a way to pleasantly provoke you, by surprise :twisted: :boo: :moon: ....ok bring ya ear plugs
Oh no, Miss. I like to hear every moan, gasp whimper and squeal
Yes but what about the neighbours?........Ahhhh sod em..come on Mr Buster :twisted:
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Don't get too tense Miss honeyriderx - I'm not alowed to offer massage in the cafe any longer.
Shall we slip away quietly..........do ya think they'd notice?.......mind you scandal's such a snitch.
I'd love to Miss, but didn't I read somewhere that you are quite "vocal" ??
Hmmmm only when provoked.....or plesantly suprised :twisted:
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offers any ladies present a very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??
No chance! All the birds in here are mine!
Ohhhhh so masterful
:worship: :giggle: ......cluck, cluck......tisk chicken pluckerDon't get too tense Miss honeyriderx - I'm not alowed to offer massage in the cafe any longer.
Shall we slip away quietly..........do ya think they'd notice?.......mind you scandal's such a snitch.
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* wobbles back in, slides back into the jacuzzi, offers any ladies present a glass of very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??
No they keep being horrid and tellin me to go to the shop.... I mean with my wet hair ffs I'll catch a cold...Italian mmmmmmm tasty, you can come again
....nice to know there are good guys.. Quote by brucers
but then again plumbers are better when its wet and gushing.
Ok! But my plumber said I would have to pay him in kind!!! The postman only asks for 28p. Therefore perhaps posties are better.
:love:
Netsuke
Yeah but plumbers just patch up and pissoff....posties at least put it right through the hole
Quote by dambuster
Tisk.....you should'nt have taken 3 hrs in the tub after saying be back in a mo..... :cry:
That only happens when I have someone to join me
Or someone to wash my back.
Or someone keeps bringing more wine.
Or if I'm reallychilling out.
Or if I fall alseep.
Or . . . . . . . . .
I think you might have a point there honeyriderx
Ohhhhhhh you poor boy come here ......sit next to me....no closer...closer still I reallly don't bite :twisted: ....oiiiiiiiiii wake up ohhh fluck the wine's gone to your head...
Quote by Scandal
Well I have been known to warm maggots in my mouth, when fishin...
Erm ........
ops: :oops: .....Your mouth is too small then ....... maybe you should go fishin? :oops: :oops: :oops: Or better still shoppin down Marksies?
Ohh no babe, ...........big gob.......hmmmmm the kids can vouch for me.
Mr honey don't call me dyson for nout :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
The Sarge opens a beer, sits on the sofa, feet on the coffee table and switches on the TV (no, not Judy!!).
Ah!!! Peace at last !! :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
Oiiiiiii sarge get ya flucking feet of that table. Didn't ya mother teach you maners...put that fag OUT cant you read?
NO SMOKING
TOO LAAAAATE ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ah well, at least I've got my seat in the tub :roll:
t - come and sit next to Uncle Dammy, don't worry about Sarge, hopefully he'll take the cassette out soon :P
honey - you come sit the other side, there's something I'd like to whisper in your ear :wink:
ops: Ohh do tell, haven't heard sweet nothings for a long while...................mind you never did really like the song. Quote by Sgt Bilko
The Sarge opens a beer, sits on the sofa, feet on the coffee table and switches on the TV (no, not Judy!!).
Ah!!! Peace at last !! :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
Oiiiiiii sarge get ya flucking feet of that table. Didn't ya mother teach you maners...put that fag OUT cant you read?
NO SMOKING
Quote by dambuster
Only problem with that for me Judy, is that I've totally flucked up the battery on my laptop.
Oh - and I did get a bollocking for not answering someone on , for leaving it logged on while I went in the bath :shock:
Tisk.....you should'nt have taken 3 hrs in the tub after saying be back in a mo..... :cry:
