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horneyoldtart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 63
UK

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Quote by Calista
i am feeling so pissed off today
not sure i want to post why ............... but i just need to say i have been let down by more than one person
i really hope i never ever get to the point where i can justify doing the same thing to other people
and i have just threatened trick or treaters ......... just because i am soo p
started on wine at about i logged into chat to a nasty surprise
im probably not safe in water above an inch deep now lol
and i dont do tv as a rule ( well not the electrical version pmsl )
i am feeling so pissed off today
not sure i want to post why ............... but i just need to say i have been let down by more than one person
i really hope i never ever get to the point where i can justify doing the same thing to other people
and i have just threatened trick or treaters ......... just because i am soo p[issed off , i hope i didnt scare the poor children
thankyou helen
it was a bloomin good night
as for the people there / not there .............. we had quality if not quantity
:twisted: :twisted:
lm2h2h
you poor thing , i cannot even begin to imagine how awful that was to go through
i really hope they catch them and they get punished
i hope jimmy recovers quickly and is home with you asap
just wondering if anyone i know is staying in the same hotel as I am
not gonna name it on here for obvious reasons !! but would like to have someone to walk back with or maybe share a taxi
can i bring another young lady with me ???
shes a northerner , but a good un ;)
mistress_sassy
ta
aww babes ........... i am so sorry to hear this
i hope that there will be better times ahead for you two soon kiss
awwwww , that is sooo cruel . have you any idea how much i would love to meet donny !!
im right with ya bernie ;)
next time donny had better show up rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Mister_Discreet
When we reached the great pennine ice sheet, we had to abandon the car and switch to huskies and a sled!

dogs huh ??? just as well i dont offend easily !
redface
Quote by MrHorny
Hi can I come please hun maybe +1 too thx biggrin lol

ooo can i scrounge a lift ? i think you live near me :giggle:
thanks sean , was a great night
thankyou to my 3 sexy travel companions and roomies .... :twisted:
was lovely meeting friends and new faces too
My first munch was nottingham 2004
I was supposed to be going with my husband ......... but he was working abroad at the time and couldnt get back.......... so I arranged to go with a good friend instead ( cheers polo lady )
I had promised hubby I wouldnt 'do anything' ........... well he was worried for my safety meeting up with all these strangers
All I can say is I didnt break my promise ....... but lord knows how ........... the temptation was there !! ( yes you know who you are :twisted: )
Swinging heaven munches are full of gorgeous people so dont be afraid if its your first one .............. just be prepared to meet lots of new friends and accept that they are very addictive !!
can we come ??
would love to celebrate with you kaz ............... and a club sounds good too wink
Quote by kazswallows
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
shall I keep my eyes closed next time hun wink :wink:

how about a blindfold .... just to be sure?
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
cum on you have time to eat??????? whilst swinging

does chocolate sauce count as food ????
how about the wardrobe monster that changes your clothes
you know what i mean ............. it fit last time you wore it !!
all it has done is sit in a wardrobe for a month or two , waiting for the correct season to come around again , but the monster gets to it and now it doesnt fit as well as it used to ......... how does the bloody wardrobe monster do that i ask you ??
mad
thanks blue and denise !!!
as everyone else has said , it was a great evening
starting from when we were greeted at the door to be told we were first to arrive redface
the party games where everything got a wee bit sticky :shock:
the legendary vodka jelly
the outfits that were rather loud in more ways than one !!
and tatty hiding behind me all evening rolleyes
just has to be kfc
late at night , after a few drinks , and dressed in party wear !!!! redface
also have many have been mentioning american chains i just have to put in a vote for IHOP ( international house of pancakes )........... its worth going just for them yummy
thankyou just doesnt seem a big enough word this time
even though there were last minute hitches - steph put together a truely fantastic munch , well done girl you are fan bloody tastic ! :rose:
although i never do the naming names thing ( the reason being i am awful at remembering the names ) i just have to say that there are a few people who were there last night , that are worthy of my appreciation
one guy for being my minder and ensuring i got back to my hotel room safe ( and alone lol )
a lovely couple for making sure i got food .. even if it wasnt kfc lol lovely chips though werent they ?
one new couple , their first munch , but i hope not their last :twisted:
a few friends who called into my room this morning for a chat xxxxxx although how you managed to time it for when i had just got out of the shower i really dont know !
thankyou again to steph and her team of merry helpers xxxx
definately face !!
in particular as others have said 'eyes' .................. nothing can beat good eye contact to capture my attention wink
happy anniversary to you both kiss
but i expect you are way too busy celebrating to be reading this lol
happy birthday lilmiss
from me and mr horny
have a good un , and we hope to see you again soon
:cheers:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I hate to generalise , but in my experience those who want an endless supply of pics rarely move onto the next stage
after all how many pics do you need to see before deciding if they are suitable ??
i dont think your wrong to ask for a telephone number to confirm they are who they say
Hi PLC
can you add me and Mr Horny to this list too please
we will be staying over , not too sure where yet , but the package deal does look good smile