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horneyoldtart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 63
UK

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well looking at this from the female point of view ........... i get asked to do this on occassions
and as i am not in the slender 7 stone bracket , i always hesitate. but there are one or two who seem to like it :twisted:
i am just wondering if these cancer cells know what they have taken on !!!
mere cancer cells , or the mighty polo lady ? i know where the smart money will be
you know where i am if you need anything during the battle
x
if there are any pictures of me not being at this non munch , please can you blank my face out
lol
Thankyou helen ....... another successful social event !
It was good to meet some lovely 'newbies' although they all fitted in so well I had to keep asking who was new rolleyes
special thanks to richardm for helping me to live out one of my fantasies earlier in the day ;) even if it was all over in about 30 minutes :shock:
Well this is just a bit of an idea
I find myself in London for the day on Saturday , and I have always wanted to go on the London Eye. So I have persuaded Richardm to join me , and was wondering if any others would like to join us too ??
we thought 2pm might be a good sort of time .......... so any offers?
ooo yes red wine does have the answer to most problems smile
however i am beginning to wish i had eaten first
ah well , life doesnt feel quite so bad as it did 2 glasses ago lol
oh what a night !!!!!!!!!!
thankyou to everyone who helped to make it happen including steve and clair for the initial idea.
But special thanks to the lovely Sarah for taking over and making it the sucess that it was kiss
was lovely to see so many lovely people in one room ........ even if it was a bit of a tight squeeze at times :twisted:
thanks to dave notts for the pre munch thingy :kiss: sorry i didnt make the post munch one , sounds like it was a blast
at last i will be able to watch the program again !!
i havent been able to bear it with science there ............. i cant decide whether i want to watch his eviction or not ?
it might be worth it to know he is out , but watching him makes me wanna scream soo much
hi dave n alex
please could you add myself and mister_discreet to your pre munch drinkies list
what time are you expecting people to turn up ?
and please could we have directions ?
ta muchly xxxxxxxxxx
can me and mr horny come to this please
not sure yet whether we will be cops or robbers :grin:
Hi
Please please please can you add myself and Mister_Discreet to this party list ?
the last one was great smile
1 – your most distinguish feature
either my boobs or my eyes depending upon who you ask !
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
tart !!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
my 18 year old son ... he is always playing the clown
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
walking on sunshine
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
my rampant rabbit on full speed :shock:
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
pack of 12 tingle condoms .... only they were too small ... so if anyone wants the other 11 they are going spare ...
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
spend an evening on the beach
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
fish n chips from the chippy , lots of salt and vinegar .......... well healthy eating aint really important now is it?
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
more than 7 other people thats for sure !! but for starters lets have polo lady and 6 men wink
10 – the worst job you have ever done
dont remember having a really bad job to be honest .. guess i am lucky
well you know its summer when your looking to book a hotel room for a session ........... and suddenly the price isnt the most important criteria ........ it just has to have air con !!!
helen babes
so sorry to hear that , but you already know you are destined for much better things
so dont worry hon , it will work out
xx
awwwwww , its soo nice to share a birthday with such a nice guy biggrin
hope your enjoying yours as much as i am enjoying mine .... and i dont want to know whos the eldest ok !!
have a good one
:cheers:
thanks naughtienymphos , another great night
such a shame that the change in memebership rules makes this less likely to be repeated
sad
steph hon
have i said we are coming to this? i cant see that i have posted on the thread , so did i pm ?
or have i been a dozy tart and forgotten altogether???
ah well , whatever it is , please can you put me and MrHorny down on the list
ta muchly
Quote by mace173
youre fave perfumes/aftershaves
mine would be burberry brit for him and clinique happy for her

clinique have a variation of their 'happy' perfume , called 'happy heart' and its even nicer !
but for a more seductive kinda scent it has to be 'hypnotic poison' .... works wonders for me smile
well smokerjim , you had better come to another social then .... i would hate to think i had scared you off !!!
and david48 , sorry hon ......... next time ;)
great do chards and MrD ..... well the bits i remember of it anyway
It was great to see everyone - I was the slightly drunk tart who was snogging everyone! LOL, I hope I didn't offend anyone and I'll try and remember all the snogs next time
happy birthday jane xxxx
have a great day , and a fab night tomorrow at chams ... wish i could be there to help you celebrate ... but i cant sad
enjoy !