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horny4uinberks
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Berkshire

About

I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already

met me... stalker. :-)

Sure, I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am, but

lets face it, I'm sure you've already read this about two hundred

times in all the other profiles... I believe that actions speak louder

than words, so why bother?

A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think

they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and

even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)

Anywhoo... I surround myself with optimistic people who are going

somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean KFC. I'm very open-minded

with an international outlook, a risk- taker who is always up for a

new adventure. I love dogs, beaches, meaningful conversations,

and self improvement.

I keep very busy and love my life. I don't have the time or inclination

to date everyone under the sun anymore, and I have no problem

meeting people. I'm extremely selective, and am just fine if I don't

meet anyone on here... BUT, if you are someone really really really

special, I'd love to have you along for the ride and make our already

gre********* s that much better.

There's something very special about you. You are curious about

the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily

offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell

(without using spell check), and are generally happy. You want to

see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on the

sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the

right places is a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of

your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can

actually keep up with me.

The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)

or you can S/K/Y/P/E me on snakle48 you will not be disappointed

or mail on h/o/r/n/y/4/u/i/n/b/e/r/k/s/at/g/m/a/i/l/***** //c/o/m

Not looking for Cyber or Cam just real meets and scintillating sex.

If this is you write or me.

Interests

Oral sex
Straight sex

Seeking

Female
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles