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We will of course show our faces at some point.
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ian_and_jane
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 56
0 miles · Essex
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Thanks for a nice night
Jane says "thanks for the extra heat Mick lol"
Jane says "thanks for the extra heat Mick lol"
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tabbi and dressed conservate doesn't go. Tabbi and black eyes through bouncing is more likely though lol.
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baby sittier permitting we would love to attend your social. Always meet lots of friendy people so would hate to miss it. Lets hope babysitter turns up.
:smile2: :cheers:
:smile2: :cheers:
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i remember whatching "Why dont you" on the tv on saturday mornings i think it was.
knew all the words to the theme tune then but my memory has gone now and can't remember all of it.
Had some great ideas on it though.
knew all the words to the theme tune then but my memory has gone now and can't remember all of it.
Had some great ideas on it though.
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sorry to say we wont be able to make it :cry: but hey it bumped it for you lol
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Ian is also slave3. It seems to be just the men that are slaves. Is SH admin trying to tell us something about our men that we didn't know pmsl
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also on the home page where you set your mood, the mood faces see to be all wrong. The flirty one looks sad, the sad one looks happy and others dont seem to be right either. Or maybe we just have different views on how you shouuld look for each mood lol. Is this a cliche that can be fixed or do i have to lloks sad when i'm flirting lol.
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Quote by Aristophanes
I have a small car. I sometimes get tailgated. I never do more than 50mph, even on a motorway. I save a lot of fuel that way. If anyone comes up behind me they can wait. And if they persist in tailgating me then I slow down a bit and they wait even longer.
Rule of thumb for speed for all roads as quoted from Roadcraft, The Police Drivers Manual:
"You should drive at a speed that enables you to stop in a controlled manner on your side of the road, in the distance you can see to be clear"
The IAM then adds "except where other limitations apply" recognising speed limits.
As for motorway speeds it is an offence under the road traffic act to impede traffic, a driver, driving excessively slowly on the motorway can (and have been) prosecuted for driving without due care and attention.
In previous prosecutions car drivers have been prosecuted at speeds of 18mph, 32mph, 40 mph and 50mph.
Food for thought ??
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hiya, bob lisa
Could you please please add another name for us to your list. She can read forums but not add to them.
Single female who has just joined the site would like to come along and we have the pleasure of holding her hand and introducing her to you lot of perverts lol
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(she's brave to want us to accompany her but to one of your socials hahahahahaha she doesnt know what she has let herself in for) :beer:
Girlie10 is her name.
No doubt by the time the social comes around she will have been contacted by 100 single males and one of them will end up taking her :cry: . So add her to the list for single females please. :rose:
ta muchly
Could you please please add another name for us to your list. She can read forums but not add to them.
Single female who has just joined the site would like to come along and we have the pleasure of holding her hand and introducing her to you lot of perverts lol
.(she's brave to want us to accompany her but to one of your socials hahahahahaha she doesnt know what she has let herself in for) :beer:
Girlie10 is her name.
No doubt by the time the social comes around she will have been contacted by 100 single males and one of them will end up taking her :cry: . So add her to the list for single females please. :rose:
ta muchly
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Thought i'd just post this link from my local area.
Some parents do try and do the responsible thing.
Not all parents would have done what these ones did, not sure i could have and hopefully i will never be in the position where i have to. In my opinion they are trying to help their children, before things get worse for them.
Some parents do try and do the responsible thing.
Not all parents would have done what these ones did, not sure i could have and hopefully i will never be in the position where i have to. In my opinion they are trying to help their children, before things get worse for them.
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Been awhile since we have managed to get to one of your socials and we miss them :cry: so can we please have our names added to the list. :notes:
Thankyou muchly xxxx :rose:
Thankyou muchly xxxx :rose:
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my favourite feel better remedy for colds and flu is to heat up some cloudy lemonade and honey then add a shot of brandy to the mixture. It may not actually make you better but you definately feel better after one or two of these and dont care how awful you look either. 
i also like to lay on the settee with a warm blanket over me and a weepy film on the tv with Ian stroking my head. mmmmmm
Hope you find the perfect feel better remedy soon. xxx
i also like to lay on the settee with a warm blanket over me and a weepy film on the tv with Ian stroking my head. mmmmmm
Hope you find the perfect feel better remedy soon. xxx
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Quote by mollman1
Aye thats a good one to which the answer may be, that the water might be in some continuous circle being pumped under ground by the little umpa lumpa's from the chocolate factory(that was in answer to meaty's first question btw
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BUT....
I have a better one what came first the chicken or the egg??That keeps me awake for hours that one...
Ian tells me the answer to this question is neither.
The cockerel came first.
Typical bloody men lol
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Just wanted to wish Tabbi a very happy and bouncy bifday.
Tabbi is a wonderful person and deserves a great birthday. She is a very special lady. (well not sure about the lady bit lol)
:rose:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN LOVE YA xxxx :thrilled: :cheers:
:beer: :rose:
Tabbi is a wonderful person and deserves a great birthday. She is a very special lady. (well not sure about the lady bit lol)
:rose:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN LOVE YA xxxx :thrilled: :cheers:
:beer: :rose:
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bonedigger, i was it was a real nice evening the only thing not perfect were the bits of cork floating in the top of the wine bottle, but it all added to the experience and bought a smile to our faces too.
Who say men dont know how how to treat a lady lol
(no comment on the lady bit please lol)
it was a real nice evening the only thing not perfect were the bits of cork floating in the top of the wine bottle, but it all added to the experience and bought a smile to our faces too.Who say men dont know how how to treat a lady lol
(no comment on the lady bit please lol)
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A portion of chips sitting on the sea wall at dusk.
For our wedding anniversary i asked Ian for a nice meal out and this is what i got plus a bottle of wine we had to try and open with no corkscrew. Some may laff but i had wanted this for years rather than a posh meal out.
I,m not an expensive date lol after all i'm an Essex girl pmsl
For our wedding anniversary i asked Ian for a nice meal out and this is what i got plus a bottle of wine we had to try and open with no corkscrew. Some may laff but i had wanted this for years rather than a posh meal out.
I,m not an expensive date lol after all i'm an Essex girl pmsl
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Our son at the grand old age of 4 decided he wanted to become a vegitarian thanx to my sister.
We told him that he could eat sausages cos they came from the chip shop so were made of potatoe and macdonalds were fine cos they dont ever use real meat in their burgers lol, and he believed us
i know we are rotten parents for not agreeing fullly with his choices but at that age you need a varied diet. well we believe you do.
Anyway now age 11 he still dislikes meat and hates us about the sausage lie, but does agree with the macdonalds one so still has a happy meal as a special treat.
And YES we do cater for his needs now lol.
Told other white fibs but this is the best one pmsl.
We told him that he could eat sausages cos they came from the chip shop so were made of potatoe and macdonalds were fine cos they dont ever use real meat in their burgers lol, and he believed us
i know we are rotten parents for not agreeing fullly with his choices but at that age you need a varied diet. well we believe you do.
Anyway now age 11 he still dislikes meat and hates us about the sausage lie, but does agree with the macdonalds one so still has a happy meal as a special treat.
And YES we do cater for his needs now lol.
Told other white fibs but this is the best one pmsl.
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those lyrics were
The Dixie Chicks with : Not Ready To Make Nice
try these ones
Lonley unmarried looking for love,
life was passing me by.
So i sent off my photo hobbies and age
magazine marrige i'll try
they say for centruies japanese girls
have been trained in the art of pleasing men
be lonley no more open destineys door
for one dollar they arrange a meeting.
The Dixie Chicks with : Not Ready To Make Nice
try these ones
Lonley unmarried looking for love,
life was passing me by.
So i sent off my photo hobbies and age
magazine marrige i'll try
they say for centruies japanese girls
have been trained in the art of pleasing men
be lonley no more open destineys door
for one dollar they arrange a meeting.
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tabbi,
thanx hunni for a nice afternoon shame there wern't more of us. Then again dont think the pub after had enough chairs for people to fall off of if there had been more lol.
thanx hunni for a nice afternoon shame there wern't more of us. Then again dont think the pub after had enough chairs for people to fall off of if there had been more lol.
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Tabbi we got the COATRACK so may say ello as we pass lol
Make sure ya got your fizzy pop wiv ya dont want ya to dry out in the rain lol
Make sure ya got your fizzy pop wiv ya dont want ya to dry out in the rain lol
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yeah its airshow weekend again.
oh good grief does that meaan we get to inherit the dodgy coloured thingy after lol
we should be there though, its always a giggle. although prefere watching the fems that walk past than the planes hehehehehe
oh good grief does that meaan we get to inherit the dodgy coloured thingy after lol
we should be there though, its always a giggle. although prefere watching the fems that walk past than the planes hehehehehe
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Sorry it's taken so long to post this
But we've been looking after our eldest back at ours after being in hosi for an op so as you can imagine we havn't had time to do anything
That said well done again bob lisa for another great night and another great donation to a very worthwhile cause. You two are becoming experts at this and we will be waiting for the next date.
But we've been looking after our eldest back at ours after being in hosi for an op so as you can imagine we havn't had time to do anything
That said well done again bob lisa for another great night and another great donation to a very worthwhile cause. You two are becoming experts at this and we will be waiting for the next date.
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Quote by tabbi:cheers:
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:thumbup: :cheers::cheers:
:cheers:
Oh and one more :cheers:
After all them drinks you wont know who's said hi to :cheers:
Luff ya :rose:
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hiya nicepair.
Yep this social is at a club as was the last one that boblisa arranged. We have only been to it through the socials so not sure how busy it gets on normal nights.
Shame you cant make it but if you pop into the essex chatroom you'll get to chat to some of us local pervs that go to the various socials. lol
Thanks btw
Yep this social is at a club as was the last one that boblisa arranged.
We have only been to it through the socials so not sure how busy it gets on normal nights. Shame you cant make it but if you pop into the essex chatroom you'll get to chat to some of us local pervs that go to the various socials. lol
Thanks btw
